I'm still too ashamed to post about ego content on main. However, I am no longer keeping my main a secret. my main is @portal-hoppers-home-base. If i reblog or comment from there, my bad.
this is still my little refuge to talk about all my silly convoluted blorbos.
my favs: darkiplier, jim, murdoch, wilford, celci, actor, anti, marvin, god of night, simon
who I dont like: yancy, chase
Note: I have not seen Edge of Sleep and will not be watching it due to triggers. If I accidently repost spoilers lmk
i might also ramble about smosh or sanders sides here, bc those characters also get grouped into crossovers and tier lists i like making.
Also, i have self insert ocs for the markiplier egoverse, but i dont post about them a lot.
I work in a theme park. and while doing my daily safety checks, every time I open a gate with one gate key while my coworker checks danger zones with the other, my brain without skipping a beat will play the "one for me, one for you" line
What exactly even brought Simon here in the first place?
Tws for this chapter: blood, ptsd flashback, mild gore
The first mistake was that he convinced Wilford to host another meeting.
"Look. I don't have any sort of plan, but we need to make sure everyone is on the same page, Will"
"Oh, yes. Sure. Sure. And while we're at it, we can see if anyone's picked up on any rumors of the next big adventure"
Damien had paused, flickering in the office lights, thinking
"...true. It would be nice to have a heads up of what he's planning next"
Damien comes to his senses, face in hands with utter disappointment of the bantering people around him.
"Oh my god can you please stop talking about murder?" The one in an Invincible II uniform protests
"I'm just saying" the one in sunglasses responds, almost flirting with the opposition "we havent seen any real bloodshed in.. what. Five years? I think we need another horror story"
"Look, we both know Mark. He's not going let us, and especially you, get your way with this!"
"Oh please. We both know he can actually do it. For fuck's sake, the man broadcast his death across the entire internet for views"
Through his fingers, dark's eyes shoot up to meet Murdoch's gaze. There's an angry static to the monochromatic man now as he glares.
His mind was suddenly overtaken by gunshots and broken glass, hallucinations of snow that isnt there grazing his skin. And then the flood. The wet suffocation that brought him to front.
But then, it changed. He smelled metal, it felt more viscous. Closing his eyes for a second he saw a curtain of red on rusted metal walls.
The lights flickered, and a loud thud brought him back to earth.
He found himself standing up, having instinctively teleported out of his chair, standing behind a small crowd of his peers.
Through the gaps between them, he could see the outline of someone laying on the floor, caked in red
Paradox is the variant created of every bad decision you can make that gets people killed.
Don't pay, split up before the tunnels, any decision that blows up the Invicible II, etc.
They revel in the chaos, and have no ego inspiration bc of this. However, they have a personal affinity for Wilford and Murdoch due to how chaotic these two are.
Ty to my brother's chaotic ass way of playing heist for giving me this idea
The more I rewatch this series the more I realize something
I thought Wilford was completely detached from reality via psychosis and escapism and ptsd amnesia
But upon revisiting the lore, especially WmlW and TWAIA, as well as that alternate DAMIEN ending, I realize that he remembers everything
He understands everything. He likely remembered everything that happened when Abe caught him. Even though he doesnt understand Dark's condition to a full extent, he was able to figure out that a switch happened and that he was looking at Damien, not Celine. The drinking and hedonistic behavior and the TV shows are escapism because thats all he has to cope with the strange nature of his trauma. Dare I say hes a TV show host so that he feels as if he has a sense of control in his life.
Tldr: Wilford is more mentally aware than I thought. Hes a guy with ptsd with a psychotic element to it, and I kinda see myself in him.
someone needs to do a darkiplier cosplay with a white snake plushie (or real snake if you own one) either draped around their neck or calmly wrapped around their hand
Results of watching Heist with another friend (this one doesnt have tumblr):
-Oh my god it happened; he got ending 31 first go
-"I think he died in the light tunnel. so I'm going down the dark one"
-"well maybe I'll be the assistant that finally kills him!" (reacting to Illinois's proposition)
-"BECOME THE BUSH"/"get bushed"
-"I didn't know he had a pet shark"
-"I feel like if I say no he's going to have everyone kill me" (reacting to Yancy's request to help)
-"I do not trust anything actor says to do"
