Jim Squad

Don't Trust Mark

[marielgumarts-deactivated201908]

my last brain cell seeing me make awful life decisions

[markiplier]

100k NOTES AND I’LL TAKE A NAP.

I SWEAR.

I’LL DO IT.

don’t test me.

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[massive-muscle-freaks-deactivat]

I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.

[hypnoticsymbiosis]

Ditto

[fairyfuckablefrats]

In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!

[gaylatex724-deactivated20180529]

Buh bye, no thanks

[buggyeyes]

Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.

[black-femme-goddess]

Unfollow me right the fuck now!!!!

[missheis]

Beep beep trash cleaning day.

[blackwolfmajik]

I hope this doesn’t apply to any of my followers, but if it does: kindly get mental help and GTFO.

[beveryjim-blog]

So I have this idea...

@markiplier is it ok if I hop on GTA as your sweet, succulent, baby boy Roy The Water Boy? And just hop from server to server looking for you? I really want to help you build Stan's story.

[beveryjim-blog]

You ever feel like there is poison in your body?

Not physical poison, but mental or emotional poison?

[beveryjim-blog]

@markiplier I know it wasn't you, but I wanted to let you know that I received this email about a giveaway. I wanted to let you know so you can warn the rest of the Markiplites that the bots are evolving and we need to be careful, and kill them with fire.

Guys please help me let Mark know and all of his fans

[liberalsarecool]

Plan to vote. We need you! #VoteBlue

[4everships]

Vote Democrat.  Save YOUR future.

[memcjo]

PLease, educate yourself and VOTE!!!

[beveryjim-blog]

Don't vote Democrat if it's not what you believe it. Don't vote just because they tell you to. Vote because there is someone on the ballot fighting for something you want.

Educate

Educate

Educate

Learn what's up for vote, and who. Learn both sides of the story and form your own opinion based on facts, not hearsay. Form your own opinion, not what people tell you to believe.

ITS OK TO VOTE REPUBLICAN ON ONE ISSUE AND DEMOCRAT ON ANOTHER

MAKE AND INFORMED DECISION AND THEN VOTE

DON'T VOTE FOR THE SAKE OF VOTING, VOTE FOR YOUR BELIFES

WE NEED TO END UNEDUCATED VOTING! IT ONLY HARMS US AS A COUNTRY.

[98sml-c]

*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*

[beveryjim-blog]

The Anxiety story.

[dryeguy]

*UPDATED* NEW! Voice Commissions

$15 SFW Commissions (Flat-rate):

- I will need a script of what it is you would like for me to voice.

- Each voice I do is it’s own separate commission rate. For example, commissioning to voice two different voices will equal out to be two flat-rate commissions; which would be 2 x $15 = $30.

- Anything that exceeds past 1 minute will be charged an extra $5 per 30 seconds.

- If you would like added sound effects, that will cost an extra $3.

$20 NSFW Commissions (Flat-rate):

- A script will be needed for what it is that you would like for me to voice.

- Anything that exceeds past 1 minute will be charged and extra $7 per 30 seconds.

- If you would like added sound effects, that will cost an extra $3.

- You must be 18+ or older to commission me for anything NSFW.

- I will not voice any of the following: Rape, Scat, Vore, Racism, Etc.

$3 Voice Greetings:

- Voice Greetings have a flat 10 second audio recording, anything exceeding that limit will be charged an extra $2 per 5 seconds.

- I will either need a script or if one is not presented to me, I will record a general audio in that characters voice with your name inserted in the audio.

Here is a list of voices I can do:

Male - Young Adult, Middle-Aged Man, Father, Villain, Narration, etc.

Mystery Skulls Animated - Lewis Pepper

Cuphead - Cuphead, Mugman, Mr. King Dice, & The Devil

Undertale - Sans & Papyrus

BATIM - Henry, Boris, Bendy

Villainous - Black Hat, Dr. Flug & 5.0.5

Hamilton: The Musical - Aaron Burr, Thomas Jefferson, Marquis de Lafayette

Sonic: Shadow & Silver

Camp Camp - David & Daniel

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy - Grim

Phineas and Ferb - Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Gravity Falls - Bill Cipher, Stanford Pines, Stanley Pines, Dipper Pines

Star vs. The Forces of Evil - Toffee & Adult Marco Diaz

Dragonball Z - Piccolo & Cell (First Form & Final)

Overwatch - Soldier 76, Lucio, Zenyatta, Reaper, Hanzo

Here is a link to my demo reel.

If you would like to get into contact with me about a commission, then feel free to message me here or at my email: [email protected]

All commissions will be payed to my PayPal email: [email protected]

I have the right to refuse any commission that makes me, the artist, feel uncomfortable.

[beveryjim-blog]

With a range like that, my good sir, you need to go into the audiobook buissness. I would totally buy it.

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[sergle]

reblog this if it’s okay for your mutuals to call you a

[beveryjim-blog]

My fiance calls me a bitch and I just say "FINALLY! SOME FUCKING RECOGNITION OVER HERE!"

[markiplier]

THE TOUR DOCUMENTARY WILL PREMIERE ON OCTOBER 13th. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COINCIDENTAL ABOUT THAT DATE. DO NOT CHECK YOUR CALENDARS. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

WATCH AND ENJOY. WATCH AND ENJOY. WATCH AND ENJOY.

[beveryjim-blog]

😒 I didn't think anything about that date until he said something... 바보

[mugica]

im about to test the limits of discord nitro

[mugica]

we are almost there folks

[mugica]

discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

[mugica]

Let me win, you fool.

[mugica]

is this how we play this game? very well.

[mugica]

[mugica]

my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.

[mugica]

I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.

[beveryjim-blog]

*bows in awe*

[brittany-san-deactivated2020112]

PUT THE CROWN ON DAAARK

okay

[beveryjim-blog]

That's only 1/2 of Dark

[beveryjim-blog]

Some Dialogue Prompts

"You know how much I lo-" "You hit me in the head with a frying pan last week" "I was reinacting Tangled."

"I'm starting to think this wasn't such a good idea." "OH NOW YOU TELL ME!"

"I'm starting to think this wasn't such a good idea." ".... What was your first clue?"

"What will you pay me for this favor?" "Another day on this Earth."

"GUYS! I FINALLY HAVE PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS!"

"No, really? I thought 7 was less than 6."

"Damn, those rocks sure look pointy."

"Sometimes I feel like I need to check myself into a mental hospital."

"This isn't some magical adventure in some book kid. This is real life with real consiquences."

[crankgameplays]

You awAke?

Nope

[beveryjim-blog]

Damn same m8

[strawberryamanita]

okay. new thread: list everything that could possibly happen in this new Warfstache video

we learn why Wilford is going under a new name

we learn where the name “Warfstache” comes from

we learn how Wil gets his time-travelling/reality-warping powers

we learn what became of Actor Mark, The Detective and Y/N’s soul

we get some sort of insight on Wil and the Jims’ relationship (they’re news reporters, he ends up becoming a journalist; is there some connection?)

ＤＡＲＫ ＩＮ Ａ ＷＨＩＴＥ ＳＵＩＴ 

[beveryjim-blog]

He kills everyone and beings in 4 new characters that he forshadows the death of...