Would Hazbin Hotel be any different/Made Worse if Vaggie WASNâT an Angel/Exorcist?
Letâs find out. Starting with season 1.
Disclaimer/warning: If you are a die-hard, defend to the death, and unapologetic/I guess âsimpâ kind of fan of Vaggie, then I would strongly advise you not to read this. But if you can handle criticism on one aspect of a character and not claim itâs racism, sexism, or homophobia-because this has nothing to do with her race, sex, or sexuality-simply because youâre upset at my analysis and opinion, then I hope you come away from this thoughtful rather than angry.
What did Vaggie do? Not much. She told Charlie not to keep her hopes up and that angels minds are hard to change in the first song of the episode, the first hint she is one, but easily interpreted as anything really. Then spent the rest of the episode trying to make Alastor help her make a commercial for the hotel. First being rude and aggressive, then compromising with him.
This could be her background as an Exorcist, and their prejudice against demon-kind. Except sheâs been with Charlie for a year at least since she was exiled the day of an Extermination, which is an annual event, and the first episode starts right after an Extermination Day has ended. This goes for whether you follow the Pilot or âOvertureâ (episode 1), in both another Extermination has just occurred at the start of the episode. So by the time Alastor joins the hotel and Angel Dust was recruited in that time as well, Vaggie knows not all demons are bloodthirsty and purely evil monsters because she spent a year around them. Alastor, however, is infamous for being those things. So no, this isnât angel experience bias. Itâs common sense.
Sir Pentious joins the hotel. What does Vaggie do here? She threatens him twice, but mostly is Charlieâs one supporter. Then at the end of the episode she doesnât feel strongly one way or the other about Pentious staying once heâs had his âsorryâ song. No hinting at her background through any dialogue or things we havenât seen before (the spear), no important moments.
The show tries to give her more to do by having Charlie get Vaggie to do friendship exercises. Before this she scolded Pentious for ordering mass destruction weaponry, then punished him by taking away his Egg Bois for the episode. Vaggie did something good here, though, when she took over goodness lessons. She got the others to fight a gang and they were better for it because they fought together and gained trust for one another through combat. Also she had a duet with Carmilla about protecting loved onesâŠwhich isnât that important here. Mostly it was more hinting at her being a warrior angel, but then we see her backstory both in seasons 1 and 2 and there is none of this âfighting brings you closer togetherâ in the way they show her time in Heaven in that blink-and-you-miss-everything rapid fire flash of images (from season 2). Really it made it look like being toughened up by military training is bad even though theyâre being trained to kill (but thatâs not the point of this post.)
This one focused on Angel Dust so Vaggieâs only part here was giving Charlie bad advice to use her authority as Princess of Hell to get Angel time off of work. So she forced the conflict, then tried to force Husker to go after Angel, but Charlieâs more gentle concerned approach is what got him to do it. Maybe she was going off of how it is in Heaven, with Adam using his authority to get things done, or Sera being a strong leaderâŠbut again, we donât see any of that. Sera is Queen of Heaven, Charlie is just a princess. Queens have more authority than princesses, and Vaggie has no one to go off of that was a princess in Heaven. We also donât see evidence Adam or Lute have authority outside of the army, which is different from a monarchy. So understanding hierarchy and power through it isnât strictly an angel thing either.
Lucifer appears. Not getting into it with him. ButâŠVaggie just follows Charlie around. Doesnât do anything in this episode. Only moment she does is to give yet another hint sheâs from Heaven. And show how oblivious Charlie is to her own girlfriendâs discomfort.
The one where itâs revealed she was an Exorcist and the rushed, bullshit origin story that was only in here to make Adam and Lute look even less like real people with complex motivations and emotions than it does already, determined to say âoh Heaven isnât bad! Just their military leadership!â :/ disguised as giving Vaggie more character development, which would work if anyone but Charlie cared. Also to twist the plot into a pretzel to make sure the court meeting goes horribly. Sheâs blackmailed into trying to sabotage the court hearing by being unhelpful and awkward and Charlie being stupidly naive. Nothing about this reveal is important except the aforementioned âmake Adam look like a subhuman monsterâ and give Charlie something to be upset about beyond her fuck-up in court.
Also why Charlie didnât notice Vaggie bled gold when she saw her in that alleyway is mind-boggling. She knows what Sinner blood looks like. Why didnât Vaggie not having red blood raise questions?
No one gives a fuck that Vaggie was an Exorcist. Except for Charlie. Charlie is the only one that feels betrayed and hurt and all that, which tells us more about how little the rest of the cast cares about Vaggie and vice versa. Time restraint is not an excuse either. They had plenty of time in season 2 for this to be an important detail and it wasnât there either.
Then Vaggie goes to Carmilla to learn how to kill angels so they can defend the hotel from the Exorcists. She then magically grows her wings back, which I think is a really cheap and dumb move. Takes away all the seriousness and âmonsterâ imagery they try to force onto Adam and Lute, and again do nothing relevant to the plot with it. No one acknowledges this miracle. Sheâs still missing her eye, sure, which IS a permanent scarâŠbut the wings were the bigger (metaphorically) loss. And she gets them back just like that from being in a song about love? I get this show is being adult Disney, but come onâŠ
The battle. She fights LuteâŠthen is happy Adam is killed. Thatâs all. No Lucifer being surprised Charlieâs girlfriend is an angel. No Lute being surprised Vaggie got her wings back. Nothing of substance happened here for Vaggie, and no one had any big reactions to anything she said or did. She fought, she won, she was happy Adam was dead.
In conclusion for this section: I donât think Vaggie should have been an angel. The plot didnât care enough for it to be interesting, the characters didnât care beyond Charlie, and it added nothing of interest to Vaggie as a character. It was only used to make sure the audience hated the villains more than theyâre supposed to already, but that required me to care that much about Vaggie in the first place, and the show didnât succeed there either (it did in season 2, thoughâŠbut not for the angel thing). Her being made an angel didnât make me care because the story didnât.
Hereâs the worst part: They made Vaggie an angel simply because they couldnât have two sex worker Sinners in the hotel group. Angel Dust was their abused porn star and prostitute, so they made Vaggie into a fallen angel. Then forgot to make it important to the plot in any way beyond Chaggie scenes.
âWell then,â you might ask, âwhat would you do differently? She was changed because of the sex worker thing, right? If she wasnât an angel, what should she be instead?â
Simple. Make her a Sinner but charge the backstory. Which I did below.
Vaggie Rewritten to be a Sinner Again
Backstory: Vaggie is of Latina origin, so what if she was a rebel or a gang member from a Latin-American country, but a Robin Hood kind of figure? A fighter for survival and to make her country a better place and to protect the citizens from the criminal gangs. This still follows the lore of the show: it doesnât matter what your intentions were, you still sin by stealing and killing. Still shows the flawed system in Heaven because her wrath, theft, and murder are her downfall despite doing crime to help her people. So, with this Vaggie isnât just a prostitute like Angel Dust anymore, Sheâs a dead rebel from a corrupt country that still went to Hell because her actions werenât clean or good, regardless of intentions. Plus it isnât stereotype writing either, because I donât know about you, but I donât read or watch many things with Latina women as gang members that arenât bad guys, and itâll be relevant to her character beyond âremember sheâs Latina? Because she sometimes swears in Spanish, thatâs how you know!â. :/
She has her âweapons out of nowhereâ power again too, which I enjoyed from the Pilot. But she has them because she was the blades expert in the rebellion. She could make a blade out of anything sharp enough. Still wouldnât work on angels, but it would give her more reason to be familiar with Carmillaâs line of work too.
In this rough draft rewrite idea, she still crosses paths with Charlie in Hell, maybe after being left for dead by her new gang (Hell is still worse than Earth) when they fled from an Exorcist, and gets taken in, nursed back to health, and all that. When she learns Charlieâs dream, Vaggie is on-board. In life she was a fighter for justice, and now thanks to Charlie she will do it againâŠby protecting the hotel and helping Charlie where she can like canon, but still with her more realistic outlook on life that sheltered and naive Princess Charlie doesnât have.
Sinner Vaggie Rewrite Episodes
She still doesnât think Charlieâs going to be very successful with the meeting with the angels, but her reasoning is evidence-based. Not personal bitterness. They seem merciless and unbending to her because sheâs seen it with the Exterminations and what she heard about Charlieâs parentsâ punishment.
stays the same. Sheâs still the head of security.
Due to her background, not much is different here either. Sheâs still going to force the others into a gang fight, and sees her method worked after all. Charlie also sees that not all combat is bad, and sometimes the best way to earn each otherâs trust is in battle. Maybe this is her first argument with Vaggie, and Charlie learns something about humans this way. Instead of the writing forcing Vaggie to be insecure and down on herself for this episode only.
Not much is different here either. Vaggie doesnât like the idea of Charlie using her authority to get her way, but at the same time it worked on Earth. So she still gives Charlie that terrible advice.
Again nothing changes. Except Vaggie is still reluctant to go, but because sheâs afraid of just how horrible it is based on everything sheâs heard. If sheâs even allowed to comeâŠshe is a soul in this version. A human soul who is under Luciferâs authority and canât leave Pride. And judging by how Lucifer doesnât think things entirely through when he does things for Charlie, he might forget that detail when making the meeting happen.
Big change here. The biggest being the backstory is scrapped. She isnât an angel, she isnât an Exorcist. No need to include it. Maybe Adam could threaten to reveal to Charlie how far Vaggie was willing to go for her cause in life, though. Show that Vaggieâs just as brutal as the Exorcists. Or offer her a place in Heaven if she sabotages Charlieâs meeting, which would be a big test for Vaggie (also Adam could be thinking itâs an empty deal because no way he can let that fall through). It wouldnât get her redeemed, though, because her sin isnât greed. âŠbut I dunno, just some ideas.
Either way this episode would have gone down the same way with or without Vaggieâs connection to the angels and her âattemptsâ to do what Adam says or risk exposure. Adam would still do what Sera ordered and make sure the meeting fails (thatâs how he interpreted her instructions, I would guess). All he has to do is say a few words, make his threat, and send them home. Because the blackmail thing? It didnât do much. Charlie was shocked, yeah, but Adam still would have opened a portal to Hell and sent them back either way.
Or, if my theory Vaggie as a Sinner canât leave the Pride Ring is true, she just isnât there. Charlie still fails because Adam is pushier than her, and is sent home, defeated. Vaggie doesnât need to be there at all.
No unnecessary scene showing how much no one cares Vaggie is an angel and more about how every time Charlie talks to Heaven it gets worse. Instead, if Vaggie did go with Charlie to Heaven, she tries comforting Charlie and says theyâll find another wayâŠbut Charlie is inconsolable so gives up. Still giving Alastor the opportunity to go in and make his deal of asking for a favor (since itâs relevant to season 2âs finaleâŠ) Charlie learns how angels can be killed, asks Vaggie to talk to Carmilla, and we avoid the whole âIâm hurt she didnât tell me sheâs an angel :(â crap. That was the only purpose for this Exorcist reveal being at all relevant this episode. There are so many other things Charlie and Vaggie can have fights over, like Charlieâs terrible skills at reading people when theyâre upset or angry or uncomfortable (relatable, honestlyâŠwouldnât surprise me if sheâs neurodivergent too) or Vaggieâs methods being in complete contrast to Charlieâs when it comes to handling conflict.
The battle still happens. Vaggie could still distract Lute while Charlie fights Adam, but Vaggie knows what itâs like to fight like she can die and Lute underestimates the human sinner. So Vaggie gets her triumphant moment anyway, beating an Exorcist to save her friends like she failed to do when Charlie found her. And then sheâs either still happy Adamâs stabbed because Vaggie is still a wrathful, vengeful person who will not forgive Adam for his cruelty toward CharlieâŠor sheâs :O like everyone else.
Why Angel Vaggie Doesnât Matter
So, season 1 would have hardly changed at all if Vaggie wasnât an Exorcist. If she was a Sinner like the others, the plot would still go as planned. And season 2? Even more so. Her angel nature was only ever used for symbolic meaning of how âdemons and angels can work togetherâ and âdemon/angel love storyâ (which there are many better written ones out there). Except guess what? Emily fulfills the âdemons and angels in harmonyâ message too. She is the angel that supported Charlie openly from day one of meeting her, and in season 2 was the one constantly pushing for union and cooperation from Heaven.
Meanwhile Vaggie has no authority in Heaven, has zero advice or insight for Charlie on how Heaven operates and thinks, and gets not a single hint of acknowledgement from Sera or Emily about being one of them once. Only Lute keeps this terrible writing decision going, and even that isnât all that interesting. Luteâs focus is on hurting Charlie by killing Vaggie. She doesnât care about Vaggie.
Emily, however, is actually fighting constantly to get Sera to meet Charlie halfway and work together, has plenty of insight into Heaven and their culture, and has more conflict with Lute because of how much time theyâre in the same room. Vaggieâs completely focused on Hellâs culture and understanding how Vox operates, which is another reason Vaggie should have stayed a Sinner. She knows more about Hell and its citizens than their own princess does, and it makes a lot more sense if she learned about it all through her years surviving down there. If she was with Charlie from the beginning like the show implies, Vaggie being this knowledgeable and street-smart about Sinners doesnât make as much sense.
You might argue that Exorcists do their research before going down thereâŠbut I donât think so. They donât need to: Sinners donât fight back, so they donât have a reason to look into their weaknesses or strengths. If they did, they would go after all the Overlords instead of whoever they spot first as well.
In conclusion, Vaggie being an angel isnât important or necessary at all so far. Itâs just for symbolism, trying way too hard to dehumanize Adam and Lute, a lazy rewrite since they didnât want to just change her backstory as a Sinner, a weak attempt to make her more than just âthe girlfriendâ, and to give her a few scenes where she can fly around which adds nothing to the plot. Itâs purely for artistic beauty and symbolic messaging. Which is subjectiveâŠand the only time it was used for the plot was when she saved Husk and Angel from the train. An easy rewrite too, honestly.
She should have stayed a Sinner. Sheâs clearly street smart, combat-ready, and resourceful. All things Exorcists are not. They were never portrayed as knowing their enemy. Like I said: They just swooped in and stabbed/slashed/hacked away at whatever Sinners they found. There was no fight, no tactical planning, no background research, and no combat teamwork.
If Vaggie stayed a Sinner, but one who was a member of a rebellion and not a sex worker like Angel Dust, all of her traits in the show would make so much more sense and the characters would care more, therefore the audience would too.
TL;DR or I didnât like the title so didnât read:
Vaggie should have been kept a Sinner, but change her origin story to be from a rebellion against a corrupt government. She still goes to Hell for her methods of fighting, but it explains why sheâs so knowledgeable on the Sinners, combat-brings-respect, and weapons. Vaggie being an angel isnât written well in the story we got. Run time is not an excuse here because there were ways around it, and I donât think it was planned beyond âwe canât have two prostitutesâ which is why itâs not a well-written or utilized character trait.
Emily fulfills the âangel/demon teamworkâ narrative, no one but Charlie cares that Vaggie used to kill demons for a living, and because itâs a tool to expand on other characters (vilifying Adam and Lute even worse than they were, give Charlie and her something to have conflict over for an episode) and not a character trait to make her more complicated, it falls flat.