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Anybody home?

[melanin-love]

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My wife looking hot and sexy as usual!

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The many filters of the snap💎

[hipsncurvesplus]

Sometimes a little pick me up is all we need.

Hipsncurvesplus wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1A48OOVH79Z35/ref=cm_sw_r_ip_wl_o_K0O0vbWSCYGRQ

[burrrrry-your-flame]

I’m the best that you had, face it 💁🏻

[bewbieblog]

I think I've been tumblr blacklisted?

[getmewet-xo-deactivated20170404]

I went to some weddings last weekend and I took naughty pictures in my dress

[brittmarielostatsea-deactivated]

Boobs and lighting. I dig it.

[brucesterling]

*Who gets paid to invent this kinda stuff for anxious parents

[wilwheaton]

“For more sexting acronyms, visit the Internet.”

[moontouched-moogle]

I’m pretty sure ASL is the only one of these that’s real

[characterlimit]

tag urself im NALOPKT

[futurefantastic]

i’m the eventual confusion between MOSS and MOS

[orderoftaraka]

NMU is the only other axronym I’ve ever seen used. Who makes these up?

[ceridwenmyste]

Nate used 143 when taking to his whore while we were still together, cause codes are apparently hard to figure out.

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[cheeso]

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.

what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?

rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

what i had: hot dog and shake

what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik

rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!

what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life

rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country

rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

what i had: piza slice

what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.

rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

[cheeso]

chipotle

what i had: burrito. do they make other things?

what i thought: the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket

rating: 3/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure.

sonic drive thru

what i had: loaded chilli cheese dog’ fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day

what i thought: very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist

rating: 5/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly

taco bell

what i had: it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacos.

what i thought: its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside?

rating: 4/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully -  made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth.

sheetz

what i had: chicken nuggets at 2am

what i thought: it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a ‘z’ rather than an s. while that was fun - i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine

rating: 5/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution

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I am dying about Sonic and Wendy’s!!!!!

[bewbieblog]

this is everything you needed but never knew you wanted.

[biffspleasureparadise-deactivat]

Just picking up a few bras for Jen to hopefully contain the monsters!! #36J

[bewbieblog]

I have returned.

And i’m here mostly because @thereturnofus is back on tumblr, if you don’t know who they are... oh my, are you in for it.

[gingah-ninjah]

“Mirror Masturbation”

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(5 minutes 8 seconds) Watch through the mirror as I fuck myself with my 8 inch dildo. I flip over and continue with my hands til I cum.

$3.99

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[poetrystudios]

So you WEAK BITCHES AND NIGGAS REPORTED A FULLY COVERED PICTURE CUZ MY BREAST BIG? So you Small titty bitches looking like man titties get a right to have your pictures up with no bras cuz you smaller than me? I’m fucking tired of you motherfuckers FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU … You Lucky I ain’t No Hoe Cuz I guarantee I’ll have all y'all niggas sucking on these big motherfuckas… Fuck y'all that follow me just for amusement like my body the 8th wonder of the world.. This my Body and ain’t nothing wrong with me or how I look.. Fuck this world fuck you low self esteem bitches that’s mad at me fuck you weak ass abusive ass controlling ass niggas that’s low key mad cuz you know I’ll light up yo whole motherfucking world up cuz you can’t a use to a motherfucking gangsta weak ass bitch ass niggas FUCK YOU… I’m tired of y'all motherfuckers … If you ain’t paying me motherfucking quit following me.

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Good morning~