Fool's Tango

hi my names bex. 22. pansexual. socal.

[theblackmanonthemoon]

Me as a father 😂

[sageofpeace]

“Kauhhg! Fuck is you talking bout” 😂

[alladoreqi]

Lmfaooooooooooo

[eclecticblkgirl]

I have to reblog this every time 😂

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Me

[stucklikeglu-deactivated2021112]

I love him

[argentaevum]

[idrisbaker]

I would have a really hard time not

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This image physically tempted me

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

[obligatory-regal-name]

[themickeymouseclub]

[grizzchop-deactivated20191021]

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

It’s Not Fair that gay porn has more spice n’ passion than lesbian porn

[ororomunroedontpullout]

It’s also so clearly for heterosexual men like I’ve literally seen them slap the clit. Like slap it like it was stealing money out your purse. That’s not sexy! That’s just weird and violent.

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

all lesbian porn is is stupidly long acrylics and high heels in bed :(

[lunaeregia]

lesbian porn has no business sucking the way it does. these girls out here punching each other’s coochies and tryna tell me that’s a geniune orgasm.

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

literally chompin on each other’s clits like

 and being like ‘YEAH! YEAH? YOU LIKE THAT ? YEAAAAHH?’

[lunaeregia]

“You want this PUSSAY doncha HUH??”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

[lunaeregia]

lesbian porn actress: passionate love scene? no problem

lesbian porn actress:

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

porn director: now play with her tits

porn actress:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

I’m SCREAMINGGGG

[moonisneveralone]

Porn director: okay now come please Porn actress:

[xxfragile-heartxx]

OMG IM CRYING 😂😂😂

[hamburgeroisie]

Why…

[polyphonic-prairies]

I can’t stop thinking of that rami malek post where he points you out for stealing his wallet at dominos

[polyphonic-prairies]

This one, this is the post that never fails to make me laugh like a complete fucking idiot in front of everyone

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[kyleehenke]

‪ive never been so delighted by a treasure chest opening animation in my life‬

[jmojellybeans]

Kratos is so extra

[memesonthehour]

[stereolights]

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

[stereolights]

im laughign remember when i made this post

[recaption]

[bisexualgambit]

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

[gapingvirgo]

ross died of influenza

[taylortut]

The last comment is such a specific fucking sentiment I’m crying

[great-tweets]

“This is a teachable moment for you.”

[mbaku-babygirl]

She did that!!!!

[chaiu]

when will white vegans shut up

[chaiu]

like for real… there are so many cultures and faiths that consume animals ethically. we don’t source our meat from mass industries that abuse animals and we utilise the entire animal for food or clothing. there are rituals and prayers unique to different cultures that are done to thank animals for their sacrifice, or concepts similar. Those who follow Islam and Judaism (who eat Halal and Kosher Meat, respectively) are required to kill the animal in the most painless way possible. stop telling us that what we’re doing is wrong and immoral when your expensive vegan products are sourced from companies that destroy land belonging to Native Americans or exploit people of colour to do their underpaid labour. Be mindful of other cultures and stop grouping us in with the white meat-eaters.

[mangopussy]

how do i frame this and put it on my wall

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

[hannahhillam]