Bandito's Basement

28/m freelancer from texas. likes colorful horses and cool retro stuff. sometimes NSFW... or used to be at least lol. pronounced "bear bandito", not "bex-arr". gahd dang it bobbeh. i'm on derpibooru too

[joeyclaire]

wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

[bexar-bandito]

i joined right after i turned 23 i think? anyway i’m 28 now. definitely DEFINITELY too old for this shit now lol

[enki2]

[punkitt-is-here]

rarity you cant expect her to know these things

[niyarest]

twilight eat burgy

[forklift-certified-catgirl]

Girls will LITERALLY eat burger

[lzjian79]

Just two girls being in love with each other 🎶💕

[chilewithcarnage]

shawty got that...*covers phone receiver* are you sure this is what I'm supposed to say? are you positive? yes? okay. *continues* shawty got that lobster bisque pussy.

[jedi-grandmaster]

Me vs the porn bots constantly in my notifications

[willoillo]

Just a quick warmup piece I did of Twilight dressed in a pretty basic low-effort emo fashion. Honestly I think it’s a look that really suits her!! Also had some fun with the color and rendering techniques here; intention was for this to be kinda low-effort so I could finish it quickly. Not that I don’t love the big things but I really gotta do some smaller stuff or I just won’t post anything besides commissions hahahaha killme

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[just-shower-thoughts]

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

[heathyr]

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

[zapruderfilms]

you know you gotta go to bed when you start seeing the skull

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[twigsyy]

kira doodles

[energyprison]

The lonely snacker seems to eat her chips at night

[queerpunksrock]

a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

[qualitycomic]

gordon goes to ponyville

[blacktobackmesa]

and they say brunettes with dimples can't stabilize the reactor core

[real-horse-facts]

those two pokemon horses are definitly lesbian girlfriends

[real-horse-facts]

girlfriends….

[foxgirlintestines]

The gentle, perpetually tired butch and the hair trigger fem filled with raw murderous intent.

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

Congratulations, you've reinvented Rarijack

[iverkana]

these two are dating also i dont make the rules

[cometiny]

That's Twidash

[swollenbabyfat]

🦌 comm