"You called me mom!"

my season 1 header was 'Cyrus is gay.... @disney just say it' so now what do i do | taking requests | tracking #userbexmacked

[minamotoz]

i cant believe metcalf just framed cyrus like that smh

[kozzydeer]

soo…all this wandi build up just for a jandi kiss to happen anyways?

[bexmacked]

What did josh do?

oh he’s just like putting ppl out on scavenger hunts and wild goose chases for supposed spoilers 

[inadeepersense-deactivated20200]

cyrus goodman / cyrus goodmen

[inadeepersense-deactivated20200]

andiMac

[cyrus-gayman]

I miss Marty so much. Love that funky trans man.

[vctrslzr]

Ham moodboard, because I miss him

[bexmacked]

yes, I will acknowledge josh is being a lil dicey.

But y’all gotta chill??? He’s a kid. He’s what, 15? 16? And there’s like a manhunt??? Relax

[sunshiiiine]

once jonah becomes better at playing the guitar

*anything mildly inconvenient happens*

cyrus : this is so sad jonah play despacito

[cyruslookedback]

[ponytailcoby]

Now that Cyrus and Buffy are going to find out about Jonah’s panic attacks in the next episode it proves there was no narrative reason for ** to find Jonah in Bash Mitzvah other than to try and make his character look better. They should’ve just had Bowie find him there in the first place and eliminated ** from this storyline altogether.

[intothespideyverses]

tj: bullies and manipulates a girl for a whole season for absolutely no reason. every time she tries to help him out, he rejects her or uses her. he then gets her in trouble for something he would have flipped over if she didn’t do

y’all: he’s a Good Boi stop being so mean to him!!!!! he has dyscalculia and is probably gay stop it!!!! buffy’s a bitch who won’t give him a chance

jonah: (I like jonah don’t kill me but) leads a girl on for half a season, didn’t have much of a regard for her feelings the whole time, literally smiled as he rejected her, and only started returning her feelings when she was finally over him 

y’all: the anxiety made him lead her on that’s it!!! but fuck andi anyway #jyrus

amber: (I don’t hate her either but) bullies a girl for a whole season, literally does the meanest shit, gets a girl she was trying to make amends with ARRESTED 

y’all: well she totally has a mental illness so like? she’s excused

walker: rehearses how he’s gonna talk to a girl he likes in corny dumb baby fashion and it actually works

y’all: there’s something…off about him. he seems….how do you say? manipulative and ahem toxique. he’s too weird for andi…something’s UP

buffy: doesn’t fall at the beck and call of a boy who bullied her for a whole season, is understandably upset when she finds out her best friend is in cahoots with said bully and has told that bully personal things about her

y’all: she’s such a childish, manipulative, TOXIC person who overreacted oh my god!!!! she’s abusing cyrus

andi: is a literal child going through many drastic changes and acts accordingly

y’all: BITCH

[spiderninja1]

Jonah x Cyrus - romantic

Their idea of a perfect date is taking turns playing Fortnite. Sometimes cuddling, but mostly Fortnite.

[joshua-rush]

this is accurate to me and Asher’s friendship

[cyrusrosy]

me: i mean i guess i’m starting to like tj he’s definitely getting better, and i like him and cyrus together. he still has flaws and stuff but that’s still cool

me whenever tj looks in buffys direction:

[cyrusrosy]

buffy: i can’t be your friend cyrus. not if you’re friends with tj. him or me.

cyrus *screaming through the whole street*: you ! buffy i choose you !!!! you’re my best friend !!!!!!!!! buffy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buffy:

[thegayfleet]

Everybody got a megaphone?

[bandi-mack]