Murda

[brimalandro]

[itsnicholasfraser]

When you have the worlds greatest wingman.

[flaming-onigiri-deactivated2016]

PLEASSE

[theforce]

kanye wrote gross lyrics and taylor approved of them, then lied in order to capitalize ON those lyrics but what i wanna focus on is how beyonce is so damn funny she’s like indirectly responsible for the feud by releasing single ladies, the song that created ww3 and she doesn’t even fuckin care LMAO 

[beyoncse]

Like brrap, brrap, brrap, Louis 13 and it’s all on me, nigga you just bought a shot. Kamikaze if you think that you gon’ knock me off the top. Shit, your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car. Don’t act like you forgot, I call the shots, shots, shots. 

[yoncehaunted]

SOLANGE - DON’T TOUCH MY HAIR

[beyoncse]

Beyonce /// 2001

[puffsaddy]

it’s a nigga at your girl job laughing at all her jokes you said was corny.

[puffsaddy]

ya girl like him..she think he would make a good friend..they exchange numbers you just clueless.

[puffsaddy]

he don’t like the same people she don’t like at work.. he texting her gifs and jordan crying memes..she love texting him he text back so fast unlike you.

[puffsaddy]

she go out with her coworkers after work to get a drink like always.. but this time she invite him.. he just so funny.. everybody like him you at home losing in 2k.

[puffsaddy]

you text her “wya it’s getting late”.. she look at your text like 🙄 because she don’t want the fun to stop…she think nobody see her..HE see’s her tho..he always see’s her.

[puffsaddy]

she get home and y'all get into a big argument.. she go to work the next day still upset..he notices and asks her what’s wrong..she say nothing she tryna walk away… he grabs her hand and looks her in the eyes…“what’s wrong?” ya girl just break down in his arms and crying all in the break room.

[puffsaddy]

a week go by yall still being distant..yall watching daredevil..well she not paying attention she on Instagram..he text her “you watching Love & Hip Hop? lol”.. he seem so perfect.

[puffsaddy]

she keep smiling in her phone..you ask her whats so funny? you snatch her phone and see his name.. she got him saved as “Rick 😂🙃💼” your stomach just start hurting.

[puffsaddy]

she tell you he’s just a friend from work..she putting it all on you saying you been real insecure lately.. you yelling and holding back tears..ya nose start running..Rick just texted her a link to the new Beyonce song.

[puffsaddy]

you text the group chat..“we need to get up this weekend..#savagelife” whole week yall not talking..you go out that friday night and don’t tell her.. you waiting for her to blow up your phone just so you can ignore her call..but she don’t call.. you start drinking everything.

[puffsaddy]

ya homies all hype and having a good time dancing n shit.. you sitting down tho by the window looking at the stars..all you can think about is Rick 😂🙃💼 blowing your queen back out.. you start thinking you overreacted..she wouldn’t do that..ya phone vibrate..“i dont think this is working out..”

[puffsaddy]

you call her and she not answering.. she drunk text back “im at Dave & Busters wth my co-wokrrs yhd”…. she been asking for y'all to go to Dave & Busters for a minute now.. you think it was her idea..but nah…it was Ricks.. ya limbs just collapse…meanwhile Rick just got ya queen a big polar bear with all the tickets he won.

[puffsaddy]

you gotta find out who Rick is.. you looking at ya girl likes on instagram..searching for rick..you lookin..lookin…you find him finally..click on his profile and see this bullshit

you just start throwin up everwhere.

[puffsaddy]

she come home tipsy..you ask her why she tryna throw everything away for this nigga.. she sighs.. then responds..“i just haven’t been happy..and this has nothing to do with Ricky he’s just my friend from work” ……Ricky? ..you throw up again.

[puffsaddy]

you tell her this is all stupid.. ask her if things can just go back to how they were.. you making promises to get yall back to how it was that first summer..she start crying you start crying..yall start kissing and touching.. you put ya hand up her skirt to take her panties off but they not there..ya stomach start milly rocking.

[puffsaddy]

you mad now..Rick fucking ya life up..she tell you she never where panties with this skirt but you ain’t tryna hear that shit.. you ask “where Ricky live” ya voice breaking cuz you hurt..she say “im not gonna tell you, you need to calm down” but…how she know where he live? a tear start falling but you catch it.

[puffsaddy]

you real mad now.. she tell you she only know because he couldn’t drive home and her friend dropped him off.. you ask her where he live again.. she ask you “why..what you gonna do?” you start putting ya du-rag on and picking up ya keys off the dresser.. she say “baby Rick is 6'5” you start taking ya du-rag off and you place ya keys back on the dresser how they was.

[puffsaddy]

you not being a bitch tho..you tell her you just gonna whoop his ass tomorrow.. you realize you been drinking crying and throwing up all night so you dehydrated and malnourished and you think it’d prolly be smarter if you ate something and got a good nights sleep before you battle a starting small forward for your queen. you not being a bitch tho on mama you not.

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

[champagnepaps]

[smokingroom1]

[meechonmars]

[crianabristal]

[fffffxjjjjj]

The worlds calmest, most melodic crazy bitch anthem, of all time. 

[quickweaves]

things Beyoncé did tonight

•that

[gifthetv]

Lemonade

[wingbeifong]

bey: so, kendrick…

jay: baby, please don’t-

bey: you wanna hop up on this album where I rip this nigga bedside me apart and water the minds of the black youth at the same time?

jay: he don’t wanna-

kendrick: tell me more

[ripjonny]

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[homoscope]

MOST BOMB PUSSY

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