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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds
i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense
I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”
when i die
me: wassup bro lol god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)
wtf is this im so fucking scared
Fifteen hours remain.
who wore it better: irishman accidentally protesting against heterosexual marriages vs Donald Trump seemingly opposing childbirth
sorry guys i tripped
“Russia is European” “No, Russia is in Asia”
Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first place
You’re right, I forgot that we arranged our continents by mountain ranges, I had to look at my world map again
did you make this just to be petty
Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal
why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch
he is one
“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.
thank you, Russian Spy Agent
Putin is really looking out for our personal growth and development huh
okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?
cause im sad
Say it with me kids
Words are not oppressive. It’s your choice to be offended by them & give them power. Stop being a pussy.
oh lets listen to the guy pretending to be waluigi on the internet they seem to clearly be rational and smart, much like i know waluigi to be
Yeah me having a waluigi themed account clearly negates my ability to have a fucking valid opinion. Ok.
You shouldn’t have let his words have the power to upset you, Waluigi
mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”
me at god
me: i really need to talk this out with someone
my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!
this is one of the Russian Chaos Agents tumblr banned lmao
Nefarious Russian plot to make relatable text posts on tumblr dot com
one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it
life during the cold war was just whatever
The Soviets: What if we irradiated Nixon to try and give him radiation poisoning
Secret Service Agents the room over: WOW NIXONS ROOM SURE IS RADIOACTIVE! I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS RADIATION IS COMING FROM. THE RADIATION IN NIXON’S ROOM THAT IS. THE ONE WE’RE MONITORING SO CLOSELY WE EVEN BOTHERED TO TEST FOR RADIATION LEVELS.
The Soviets: fuck shit abort theyre onto us abort