the kitchen

sideblog for: @este-bae they/she MINOR

[beyond-the-kitchen]

just overhaul of all my arctic monkeys/milex/bandom stuff from my main tbh. (cause im pretty much inactive over there so…)

my name is charlie. i use they/she pronouns. I AM A MINOR. this is a sideblog i follow back from @este-bae and my ao3 is here

my asks are always open (anon is on atm) and you can dm me whenever if you want. i promise im friendly 🫣

[lovedrugdiver]

the arctic monkeys fandom is dying reblog if youre a true primate

[tilebytiles]

fuck the haters i need alex to bring back the goatee

[daddy-long-legssss]

babe i got you @ miles

[lovemkx]

mileskane Just got on the tour bus x On our way to Europe buzzing to play for you, let's smash it × love MK

📸 @ogden.ewan

[further-on-the-edge]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

When Tom Kazansky passes away he leaves behind a broken husband and a son he hasn’t seen in nearly a decade. But does he really leave them behind? After all Iceman was never a quitter in life, why should he be in death?

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so i did some writing and now im presenting it to the masses like a cat leaving a mouse on your doorstep. youre welcome <333

(but fr it would mean a lot if you checked it out, this fic is actually like my child)

[beyond-the-kitchen]

idk if any of u would be interested but i wrote a top gun thing and it would mean the world if you checked it out <333

[lovemkx]

mileskane London that was Beautiful x Love MK

📸 @ogden_ewan

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[becuzmdsaidineededpersonality]

[steepedfoxglovetea]

[depressedraisin]

why has no one done a drag king look/performance based on mr snarl yet. where do i petition to make this happen

[depressedraisin]

no like look at this. peak gender performance. so aggressively hypermasculine that's it's almost camp. literally alex turner in alex turner drag. delicious

[fullyerecteggplant]

hey universe? you have the opportunity to do something incredibly funny

[daddy-long-legssss]

I’m not going to make it through the tour if he keeps this up.

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

♡ handwriting analysis: alex turner and miles kane ♡

as promised, here is the analysis my wonderful friend (who used to work as a professional handwriting analyst) did of miles and alex's handwriting! a couple of important points to read before you dive in:

my friend analysed these blind - to avoid bias, she always makes a point of never knowing whose handwriting it is she's looking at, so she had no idea that these samples were from alex and miles while analysing them (not that it'd have made much difference if she had, she can't even name one am song lol)

she stressed that her analysis should NOT be taken as fact - it's just one person's interpretation of the material, and handwriting analysis is ultimately always subjective

the two analyses below are based on notes i took while she was talking and is pretty much verbatim - none of the wording is my own and i have changed as little as possible in typing it up

she noted that it was harder to provide a full and accurate analysis just working with photos of handwriting, as you can't see things like pressure on the page etc. she also stressed that context is significant when it comes to interpreting someone's writing, and it's important to bear in mind that how someone writes in one context, e.g. signing autographs or writing something for the general public could show quite different characteristics to how someone writes in another context, e.g. personal letters to someone they're close to. in an ideal world she'd have access to samples from a different range of contexts to provide the most detailed and accurate analysis. in other words, this analysis is quite rough

alex's handwriting:

(samples taken from roughly 2011 - 2018)

block capitals suggest this is someone who don't want to show themselves, makes it hard for people to reach them

someone interested in thoughts and ideas, would engage with these in a way that's intelligent and very original

a lot of emotional and social inconsistency, suggests someone pulled in different directions. they might show very different sides of themselves with different people and probably have complex and/or conflicted feelings about identity

very creative, someone who'd make interesting and unusual connections about the world around them

highly intuitive but also lacking harmony from an emotional perspective. lots of internal emotional conflict and changeability

someone who fluctuates a lot socially as well as emotionally - might go from being quite sociable to withdrawing completely. ultimately struggles to reach out socially and holds back a lot, but there might be certain situations or people they feel particularly at ease with where this is different

really hard to read, don't give much of themselves away

thoughtful and enquiring, interested in ideas

someone who feels things very strongly

signature:

implies someone hiding themselves or presenting as someone they're not. they want to look confident and exciting, but they're actually much less confident that they'd like to appear. lets their creative and artistic tendencies hide them and take centre stage.

miles's handwriting:

(samples taken from roughly 2022 - 2023)

a little sharp, could suggest humorous wit and/or being critical (either of self or of others)

ambitious and incisive, intelligent and enquiring mind

fearful or wary about opening up and reaching out to people, emotional inconsistency. potentially quite restrained - looks like someone used to hiding a lot of hiding of emotions

has an enquiring mind but isn't particularly interested in abstract thought, more grounded in reality and social/emotional things

someone with strong feelings, they get held in and confused. could be warm and open on a surface level, but looks like they'd be reserved about their innermost feelings

could be sharp tongued to avoid dealing with their own feelings

lower zone suggests someone who might not be completely comfortable in their own body and/or sexuality, or have a complex relationship with these things

someone with a tendency towards strong feelings and devotion/worship (could be religious, or could just be to do with the way they relate to people or ideas)

signature:

someone who wants to look more confident they feel. sense of changeability and flashes of insecurity, but ultimately suggests strength of character, not someone who's a pushover. they know what they want and what matters to them.

interesting extra notes:

the wonderful @ballad-of-what-could-have-been managed to find this sample of alex's handwriting not in capitals from when he was much younger (from what i can see, it looks like it was early fwn era):

so i showed this to my friend too (after her analysis of alex's usual writing) and noted that it was probably done when he was a lot younger. she said that all her points from the original analysis still stood, and that despite the fact this writing isn't capitalised it was actually still very hard to read and definitely someone not comfortable with showing themselves. she also said that it was more emotionally conflicted and uncertain than the later sample of their handwriting. the phrase "emotionally all over the place" was used, and she noted a greater sense of inconsistency with identity. overall though she said the earlier sample confirms that this is someone with a high level of intuition and originality, and she said they're someone she'd be fascinated to have a conversation with!

thank you for reading! if you have any questions, please feel free to comment/drop me an ask and i can always pick my friend's brain again the next time i see her!

[rosees3ray]

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

[memesmusingcorner]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

[sunnynwanda]

Always down for that!

[nerdygaymormon]

[beyond-the-kitchen]

the victorians had something right man cause writing by candlelight>>>