and all I loved, I loved alone

[beyond-thislife]

Does anybody know the name of these toy bear figures? Where I live, in Eastern Europe, these were sold in the early 2000s.

[straightboyfriend]

[the-dream-dust]

[90sbuckley]

[blamesteve]

I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.

[jimkirks]

[milesgmoralles]

When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

[the-dream-dust]

Solitude at night

[poetic]

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

[rawkfist]

how weird is that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don’t mistake a small child for a garbage can

[treszkun]

[richardrider]

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

[instant-oatmeal]

“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”

[marinermo]

“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”

[toospookyforboogie-deactivated2]

[witchling-deactivated20200615]

[chevreboy]

[abrieftasteoflove-deactivated20]

[reparrishcomics]

the unaired first season of ‘teletubbies’