love is weakness

[jumex]

due to not wanting to. I will not be

[letsmakeitwritee]

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

[i-dont-use-my-main-anymore]

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

[insertnerdyjokehere]

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

[anxietyproblem]

[frenzyy]

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

[phonographzerohash]

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

[youareoutofyourelementdonny]

[tittled]

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[spectrometrie]

they’re talking to each other

[agdistis-sanctified]

Deadpool (2012) #35

[elevatorteeth]

i’ll be happier without me

postcard set #1

[vigilmaker-deactivated20260810]

[fatpikachupics]

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

[ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit]

post secret 23.06.19

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

why do all baby boomer comics look the same

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

they all look like this

[sonyatrap]