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Liz Truss: I don’t have bad instincts.

*immediately crashes the economy*

Liz Truss: They’re just misunderstood.

Katie White: I love your sense of humour at the dispatch box

Ed Miliband: Thanks, it’s a carefully curated trauma response

David Miliband: I re-initialzed the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Jack Straw: ???

Douglas Alexander: I think he just turned it off and on again.

#david miliband #douglas alexander #jack straw #brown cabinet #lolitics

Angela Rayner: I can’t believe men make more money than us. Have you ever met a man

Keir Starmer:

#angela rayner #keir starmer

George Osborne: Something’s off.

Nick Clegg: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for putting people in poverty.

George Osborne: No, but that’s funny.

#george osborne #nick clegg #coalition government

Rachel Reeves: You spent all the money on THIS??

Shabana Mahmood *putting GPS trackers on pigeons*: They are cRiMiNaLs

#rachel reeves #shabana mahmood #uk labour party

#ed balls #yvette cooper #lolitics

#rishi sunak #joe biden

Zack Polanski: You aren’t alone if there are trees around.

Dr Ellie Chowns: I can’t decide if that is encouraging or ominous.

Zack Polanski: That is up to the trees.

#zack polanski #ellie chowns #green party

Ed Miliband: You should always say "please" and "thank you".

Ed Balls: Please shut the fuck up, thank you.

Ed Miliband: Not what I meant, but still progress.

#ed miliband #ed balls

Rishi Sunak: I need you to look me straight in the eye-

Jeremy Hunt: You can't expect me to look at those eyes and be straight.

#rishi sunak #jeremy hunt #idk what the ship name is

David Lammy: I lost Sadiq.

Keir Starmer: How did you lose the Mayor of London?

David Lammy: To be fair, he is very small.

#keir starmer #sadiq khan #david lammy

George Osborne: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

David Cameron: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

#david cameron #george osborne #camerborne

#nick clegg #tim farron

#george osborne #ed balls

#ed miliband #incorrect quotes

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Peter Mandelson: At least it can’t get any worse.

Keir Starmer:

Peter Mandelson: Except if I go to prison. That would be worse.

#i manifested this #keir starmer #peter mandelson

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