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[thegardenofbae]

𝐀𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 ✨

- I am my top priority.

- I do not feel guilty when I reject offers that do not benefit me.

- I allow myself to live a life of luxury.

- I start every day from a place of gratitude because I recognize how blessed I am.

- I am selective with the friendships that I cultivate because I realize not everyone is supposed to have intimate access to me.

- I protect my time, because I know it’s nonrefundable.

- I protect my energy, because I know I cannot give what I don’t have.

- I allow others to do for me graciously.

- I allow myself experience beautiful things.

- I am working towards becoming my highest self every day.

- I am worthy of selfless love.

- I am worthy of good things.

- I am precious.

- I matter to the world.

- I am a lady of luxury.

[beystopher]

i feel especially optimistic about this year. like a different type of optimistic. can’t really articulate it but yeah. everything i’ve been through in the last 4 years + all the lessons i learned have prepared me for the blessings im manifesting this year. on top of that i know this is the year i will make up for all that lost time. 😇

[beystopher]

going through my old posts on here from when i was a teen.....yes i am crying.

[twitblr]

January was WWIII, February was coronavirus. We can only go up from here…right?

[iclimblikepeasandbeans]

decided that 2020 is going to be the year where i stop being a shy little bitch and start being a bad bitch who speaks her mind and actively works towards her dreams without hurting anyone but also without being afraid of using her own voice & asking for things she wants

[pacificsalmon]

i’m really sorry i didn’t want to make this its own post but i think being trapped in an extremely cramped car is making it a lot worse. basically me and my mom are homeless at the moment due to health issues. so now on top of my severe crohn’s disease (among possible other things) and the cold weather, i’m also super sick at the moment. i don’t know exactly what it is but my sinuses are completely blocked and i’m coughing a lot. so because of this, my throat hurts, my head hurts, my chest hurts, everything really hurts. i literally cannot talk at all and i have a fever. i really just want somewhere to stay for a few nights to try to recover a bit but it’s kind of expensive so i understand if i don’t get anything. two nights at the cheapest place with no fees is $113 and three nights is $175. it would also be nice to be able to properly clean ourselves us since we’ve been basically stuck in a car for so long and besides being sick, i feel really gross. i know this is a lot to ask but please reblog this if you’re able to. even a dollar would help. if not that’s ok !! thank you for taking the time to read. 

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[pacificsalmon]

12/03 update

hey! i’m sorry this is a little late we got enough for a room for 3 nights, thank you so so so much!!! i greatly appreciate it. but also there’s an issue, and basically i went to the doctor and it turns out i have a really bad case of bronchitis. basically cold and damp weather would make it worse, according to the doctor. which is an issue for us since we’re homeless, even if we’re in a heated car. we found a place a few hours out of town where you can stay a week for $200. again, this isn’t completely necessary and if we don’t get any more it’s fine. i am admittedly super worried about making it even worse too since being homeless like this is already a nightmare but either way i’m hoping i’ll get better soon. 

[pacificsalmon]

0/200 (updated 12/04)

forgot to add that to the update oops. but honestly i don’t know what to do, if i can handle being back in a cramped car with how bad this is. at the moment i’m doing extremely badly, my fever keeps coming back off and on, and my chest really hurts. i’m really scared at the moment honestly… reblogs are greatly appreciated and again if we don’t get anything i completely understand. thank you for reading have a good day. 

[rashemibabe]

Click here to support Funeral Funds For My Beautiful Mother organized by lizzie roberson

lizzie roberson Funeral Funds For My Beautiful Mother My mother passed away suddenly on November 4, 2019.  She was good mother, sister, aunt

As many of you know, my mother passed away very suddenly on the 4th of November. The hurt I feel is indescribable. She was my world. I'd wake up and see her every single morning. She loved my siblings and I so deeply. If you all could help me lay her to rest, I would be so grateful. Even a dollar would help.

If you're not able to donate, I understand completely. Please share this where ever you can with all your friends and family. Thank you so so SO much.

❤️

[rashemibabe]

If anybody has ANY questions at all to feel more comfortable and confident in donating, please message me.

[tinyplantinvasion]

guys i would really really really appreciate it if you guys reblogged this 💕 i know i don’t have a lot of followers but please help in any way you can, even if it’s just by spreading the word

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[deadddeviant]

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

[amorverde]

honestly i cant control how much i dislike people who are racist or homophobic or transphobic. i used to be polite in my arguments so that whoever i was arguing against would take me seriously but that never got me very far. fuck you for bringing harm to innocent people and then hiding behind “it’s just MY opinion!!” yeah it’s JUST your opinion? well your opinions have death tolls and body counts, shut the fuck up. 

[coochie-hair]

You are a angel

- use honey as a face mask

-stretch every part of your body and breath deeply

- dance and appreciate your body’s ability to move

-eat fresh fruit mindfully

-rub warm scented oils into your skin

-cook yourself a nourishing meal

You are ethereal treat yourself as such

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[beystopher]

just when I was starting to miss this site. I come back to this afklasfuwegw

& that Oprah meme takes me out EVERY TIME.

[thebootydiaries]

just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 post without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .

[freewaveanii]

Nigga on twitter said “Y’all dudes let y’all girl leave but ima chase mine like the cameraman on Maury” 😂😭

[tattoowoonz]

Art By: Tukoi

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[therealsb-valeria-deactivated20]

Works every time 🤷🏼‍♀️

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.

[great-tweets]

“This is a teachable moment for you.”

[mbaku-babygirl]

She did that!!!!