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Ordered a SUPERRR cunty vintage Valentino Rossi shirt and it's like 2 inches off being able to fit my hips

#I'm fat so 2 inches to me is nothing idk nothing about skinny minis thank you ✊#I knew it was a risk BC it's a 2000s mens M and it's a shirt not a t-shirt #idk what it's called but it's one of those shirts that had like the?? straps on the shoulder to hold sashes?? if that makes sense #also my love for jackass has come back and I was like *ooo yah I'm gonna have my cunty lil Knoxville sailor shirt moment* haha nuh uh fatas #I'm not actually sad about being too fat for it I WILL make it work DW idgaf about that stuff xx #it's literally such a dream shirt it's sooooo cute like easily top 10 cutest out of all my GP merch and I have a LOT #maybe one day I'll stumble across a size L of the same shirt #it's so annoying too BC I can tie it above my hips and from the back? adorable from the side? cute from the front?#it makes me look like someone's fat uncle whos doing a bit about being a lady of the night #my fav pair of jeans ripped the other day I'm handy w sewing no Biggie ? no it shredded itself along the butt seam 😞#such a sad week for me looking sexy #I'm going to splendor festival this weekend woo the wombats snow patrol luvcat apparently I'll unwillingly be going dressed as a child

All "underdog" stories lose their charm the second you start to understand the sheer amount of money that goes into motorsport

#I can only speak on GP moola #however I'm soooo sick of F1 bitches #*ugh they had to do this to get their career started*#and the this is being incredibly rich #*they had to sell their home!!!* baby a normal house wouldn't get you even halfway to a F1 career #also I find it so insensitive when people refer to that as homelessness when it was ocons fam IRRC and they moved into a motorhome #like ?? there are people who would thank god to even have that ?#we're all familiar with redbull rookies cup and how it's ;)free right #yeah well I used to watch chasing the racing podcast I only watched a few episodes #but one of them was Rory skinners he used to be in RBRC he actually raced against Bezzecchi!#he spoke about the cost of junior main series classes and why he came back home to British superbikes right #so he raced rookies in 2017 nearly a decade ago #and IRRC he also did European Moto3/junior GP #he spoke about the costs ! nearly a decade ago it cost roughly 600.000 to run RBRC and E.moto3 #so not only will it cost more nowadays but I also can't imagine F1 feeder series are any cheaper to race in #*oh they take out loannnsss it's not outright*#my dad makes GOOD money if he went to the bank and said *hey I need a loan for 600k please!* they would say <3no<3 #these people have money you can't even dreeeaaam of <3 ok !! and that's fine !!!#and don't get me wrong there's levels to this shit ofc in F1 there's people who are poor by F1 standards same for GP #but no matter what it is a rich man sport poor by rich man sport standards has no bearing on us as common folk #my mum used to know a lady who had her sons in karting and they had to quit when they reached the stage #where kids would arrive to circuit by helicopter #????#motogp #F1 #moto2 #moto3

Acosta posting about Connor McGregor.......mf get that violent rapist OUT my face

#i get violent just being reminded of that twisted sad excuse of a man #i could care less what he's done for his sport what he's done is beyond inexcusable #not even being funny bro day hashtag RUINEDDD #if he was just an annoying little man whatever idc but a whole rapist?? with an accused history of domestic abuse?#no rape is excusable but there's rape and then there's assualting a woman so aggressively that she has to SURGICALLY get her tampon removed #cw rape #cw sa mention

When I went to buy my Silverstone shuttle bus tickets and it came up saying you can only buy them with a purchase of a ticket (I've already bought all 3 of my tickets)

#THIS IS BULLLLLSHHHHIT #been going since 2021 and the last two years I've taken the Milton Keynes shuttle #2024 I bought my ticket the night before BC I was going to get the north Hampton shuttle except we realised actually it didn't exist anymor #the Silverstone website was just out of date saying it existed and it was only when I went digging at the bus company I realised #ik not many people get the shuttle but SURELY IF IT GOES FROM *buy whenever* to *can't be bought separately*#IT SHOULD SAY IN MASSIVE RED WRITING #I bought my ticket and then my friends ticket at separate times bro both times I saw the shuttle bus ticket and didn't notice anything abou #must be bought together like MAN CMONNNN #I emailed Silverstone but I got an automated email saying BC it's F1 they won't be replying to other event emails for a bit like 😡🙈#U know I got refund insurance on my mates tickets BC when I bought them it wasn't set in stone we were going #and hahhh ILiedToThemAboutThePriceOfTheTickets:3 #anyways well I tell U I'll be putting Bezzecchi to shame w the way I'll fist fight the Silverstone workers #if I have to refund those tickets lose my insurance money and lose my early bird prices 🤑🙂‍↕️🙏#motogp

ACOSCRIG TRUTHERS HOW WE FEELING

#that's his WIFE #fake BC I don't believe in women in traditional roles #THATS HIS HUSBAND #he sees my Tumblr and is posting FOR ME 😍🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶#the extra pairs of hands in that tag R the rest of the acosrrig TRUTHERS #sharks n roses this roses and sharks that nuh uh ACOSRIG !!#U know given how unpopular escrig is I bet half his tag now is just these posts #my end of year stats just gonna be like *top Alex escrig poster*#motogp #moto2 #pedro acosta #Alex escrig

David Alonso sucking that lollipop in his DAZN post race interview quite possibly gayer than the A.Esp x Martin club snog pic

#did we ever get the deets behind the a.esp X Martin kiss were they just in it for the love of the game?#I understand Alonso has a sponsorship from a Columbian lollipop company #but never in a million years so U need to lock eyes w an interviewer #and give pure suck 🙈🙂‍↕️#has anyone tried the lolly brand who sponsors him they sound nice #they have like chewing gum ?? in I think #anyways #anywayssss happy pride month to our gayest boy X #bless his cotton socks that is crazy #like there is having a lolly and then there is whatever he was up to #I see through U whiteboy cocksucker to cocksucker 😃#motogp #moto2 #David Alonso

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"you can't ill-wish footballers you dislike that's immoral and unsportsmanlike" i hope cristiano ronaldo dies of heat stroke during the world cup

#I actually think he's so subhuman #if you had millions at your disposal you would just pay lawyers to sort your shit #you would nottt pay a woman 350000 outside of court to settle a rape case #UNLESS you were guilty

"it's gonna be ant versus the shark next year" yeah more like ant versus the shart I'm gonna kill myself

#*oh it's rider who's never had teammates outperform him until it's not*#and I'm telling U rn it's not gonna be Acosta outperforming MM93 #i do love Acosta don't get me wrong #but the more he gets glazed the more I'm like ewurh brother #never had that issue w mir BC everyone has thought he's ass the last 6 years #he loses so much to psyche like don't get me wrong his bike is a bigggg big part of his performance #but his psyche is so shit #which I understand same thing w Pecco right once #once U lose the mentality regaining it is a TASSK #but literally as soon as Ur rider acknowledges another rider is better than them (for a top runner then bottom dwellers don't count)#start fucking praying for them YOU CANNOT BEAT A MAN YOU ACCEPT AS UR SUPERIOR #alas alas I'm so cool he's so totally gonna rock it woooo totally sharkboy 2k27 #motogp #pedro acosta

Had to stop watching BSB BC I was getting the hots for some unbelievably ugly men

#slash jk slash srs? who knows #i didn't mean to post this yet #but it's true U know #I had the hots for men from like all the UK except Wales #I don't think I liked any welshies #either way foooooking hell #like MotoGP riders aren't that good looking but they're rich right #can overlook the fact they aren't 12/10 baddies #but fooking hel I was liking barely 3s in bsb

#might have to quit drinking for the rest of the year just so nobody thinks I'm celebrating this xx #I'm joking I totally don't care ! (I writhed around on my bed in pain when I saw the notification)#he'll have a retirement clause 🙏#he'll have a retirement clause🙏 he'll have a retirement clause 🙏#you know ik ofc a lot of change next year #however if Acosta actually goes Lenovo it's gonna be so mid #there's no such thing as a team with Marquez where both riders can perform championship wise #PECCO FEEL FREE TO PROVE ME WRRONGGGGG #it's gonna be team cocksucker and team shit ass #also ik it's gonna sound bad from an Acosta meat rider such as myself but it must be said #bro is glazed to high fucking heaven!!!!! he loses so much to psyche sometimes I wish I could punch the man #less so this year seemingly but last 2 years I've been like KILL YOURSELF KING #motogp #anti marc marquez

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From Alex Escrig's Instagram post...

#ACORIG TRUTHERS HOW WE FEEEELING

Wasn't expecting Bezz to try it hector Barbara style but ok

#idk if I agree with suspending him from the race #I feel like a fine and some sort of community service type thing would've been better #but you can't go around punching people so ?#you just know the marshalls were gossiping so hard after Bez left bro #motogp #marco bezzecchi

Ty tech3 admin

#I love bibble sm #you guys don't know bibble like I know bibble #I rmr when I first got back into dolls and 8 lost my mind realising I can buy the fairytopia dolls #I already owned a sunburst did that stop me? no not at allll #this pic Def seeing my girls GC #how was fp1 btw girls #I got home from work showered and turned the telly on #and it was 30 seconds left 🙂‍↕️#I saw a kid go into some gravel quite happy whoever he was didn't high side #motogp #maverick vinales

They posted this for me 🙈🙂‍↕️

#TRUTHERS RISEEE #escrig in the back clenching his fist when his man was meeting his other man OP81 #why they attached at the hip ATM #you know I saw a clip from that new podcast ep w Acosta and he'd spoken about loving dirt bike stuff ATM #escrig used to do dirt bike stuff w Acosta a lot maybe its that?#or they're just homo lovers 🫶#sharks n roses READ IT ANDDD WEEEEEEEP #motogp #moto2 #pedro acosta #alex escrig

What Bezzecchi was up to after Balaton Park

#that's why he was quiet for a bit xx #he was hitting this lady up #to diss Martin in the local lingo #should've seen Martin's DMS that night #xxx pure war zone #motogp #marco bezzecchi

ACOSCRIG TRUTHERS RISEEE

#see how hes posting his man on main and not that crusty dusty rose boy!#SEE THE TRUTH FOR WHAT IT ISSS #jk idgaf it's just funny #U know actually if his type of men was like his type in women #these beanpole would be doing nissssh all for bro #Matt Fraser is bros dream man (*CrossFit WDC)#he loves his dollar store George Michael man sm #he's loved bro since his European M2 days which is dedication BC Ew #the European series always crack me up BC it's like some kid who couldn't make it main series #or was too tall for m3 and then a bunch of men pushing retirement #that dude from Andorra I'm looking at U Ur too old for this grandpa #moto2 #motogp #pedro acosta #alex escrig

My controversial Motorsport opinion is

Rosquez has nothing on Brocedes

#rosquez is just them being bitches #Brocedes is like holy shit these dudes have explored eachother's bodies #also can I say #rn Marc Marquez has the funniest ability to do rosquez² w Moreira except not gay and toxic #cmon bro we know Ur gonna retire soon just put it in place to be what Rossi couldn't be to you 🙏#low-key I hate when Brocedes is compared w rosquez BC lowwwkey rosquez is nothing burger #ITS LITERALLY THEM BEING BITCHES #omg nooo a bike racer is egocentric! who could've forseen?! MEEEEE I COULD'VE #like ofc there's a lot to the lore of the rivalry and mm being like beaten up #but it's not like star crossed lovers it's like...ahem hector Barbara #F1 #motogp #valentino rossi #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg

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