Weird Things My Bf Does/Says @bfsaywhatnow - Tumblr Blog

My bf has made a rule

That I'm only allowed to have 4 1/2 animals at a time. We have a dog and 3 cats. Guess who's getting a fish!?!?!?

My bf forgot that 'brunch' was a word so he asked if 'lunfast' was acceptable

My bf isn't mad that his sister went on a date. He's mad that she didn't bring him anything.

I like to flex my pecks when my bf stares at my boobs cause it startles him and its "like parting the red sea"

When your Asian bf cusses people out in Spanish

Babies

My bf has decided that when we have kids we will conceive in February or March so that our kid learns to snowboard before it learns to skate..

I was complaining about the weather

He told me the weather was bad because my duck was so big and "You can't have it all!"

Bf and gym

"I was talking to Tony, he was like "bro, do you even lift?" But Mexican, and not that sentance."

Bfs and cats

My bg is holding each of our cats up to the bathroom mirror and introducing them to themselves.

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We're going on a trip and my bf assigned my friend a 'Tap Water Cup' because she cant drink our filtered water XD

"Im trying to save up for a house

So I can start kidnapping people for money"- playing some homeless game

"You have too many freckles, i cant hear you."

Tissue dirty?

Uses gum wrapper to blot face

He forgot the cat was a cat

And he was using him to prop up his tablet. Then was confused when it fell

Boyfriend Here. Girlfriend says what...?

Bf: Looking at porn on phone in incognito tab. Gf: Why is your voicemail wearing a hat? Bf: -migraine-, -tumblr post-

“Im sad about eating salad so im putting hot sauce on it.”

"Youre the worst dog ever!" -my bf screams at the cat

Weird Things My Bf Does/Says