big tatas

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[double-suicidio]

when you've randomly stopped taking your meds for the 3rd time this year and have tones of withdrawal symptoms again

[alienpapacy]

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[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[lesbianrey]

You are already rotting

this is THE funniest and scariest ask i’ve ever received thank you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nicollekidman]

i have so much beef with the concept of time 

[bopeep]

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

[pingnova]

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

JOKER TRAILER REALLY HAVE A PERSON HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS "WE ARE ALL CLOWNS" DKSNKSNSKSNSKS

[animalwoonz]

[undergroundghosts]

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

[tf2playernames]

[recked]

via weheartit

[ghoul-teeth]

[girldecoded]

Alexei, in Russian: I have done nothing wrong in my life, ever.

Murray, also in Russian: I know this, and I love you.

[fire-withi-n]

[14bux]

This is what the Sims see

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[thebootydiaries]

#imagine: this is justin’s face when u tell him ur pregnant 😍😍😍😍

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

I am going to end my life