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@sunrisepisces
Hi this is my main blog I donât know what itâs about or what Iâm doing but itâs here. If youâre here from my old supernatural posts please let me die in peace. I know Iâm the funniest person any of you have ever met but I have way better posts about way better media.
My sideblogs:
Studyblr: @greentea-studying
Dnd/Critical Role: @nat-negative-one
emily in paris is the funniest show I've ever seen. an american woman butchers pronunciation to a Parisian baker and is gently corrected with a smile. French people will spit on you for less
Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.
WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand
Gotta do everything myself around here
So, I went into this guyâs Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And thereâs this big âControversiesâ section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasnât. However, he:
- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a âblasphemousâ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s
- He was on a plane with U2â˛s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.
- Heâs actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a âMargaritaville Onlineâ game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called âEscape to Margaritavilleâ
- He also wrote a song called âMath Suksâ, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on childrenâs education.Â
- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.
- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.
So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I donât know what to do with all that information.
Maybe its my age, but iâm a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasnât prior knowledge and is considered a controversy
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Beach, booze, Buffett.
Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is âMargaritavilleâ and this is therefore hilarious, I thought
absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called âthis guyâ
Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett
reading the first half of the comments like
My thoughts exactly!
does anyone else remember reading about spontaneous human combustion in a book of weird and unexplained facts and phenomena when you were like, ten years old or something and being convinced for like a week that you were going to suddenly burst into flames out of nowhere and that this was something actually worth worrying about before never thinking about it ever again or was i just fucked in the head as a kid
thank you to everyone for sharing our collective childhood memories in the tags, it's good to see we're all normal
tumblr banning the #girl and #weed... huge loss for the three weed smoking girlfriends industry
like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?
Good question anon! Hereâs my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers Iâm off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.
#if youâre 17 and you came here in 2017 iâm sorry to tell you that YOU are the sadsack in this scenario #iâm like the chernobyl grandma that wonât leave but you saw the reactor melt and THEN you MOVED here (x)
iâm almost bummed that the queen of england didnât die in like 2014 bc i wouldâve love so see some teenagers drawing some doctor who or sherlock characters mourning the queen or some shit- it wouldâve been funny as hell
christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby
âI LOVE that game!â (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)
this counts and iâll hear nothing against it
if watching sports counts as enjoying the sport, then watching video games counts as enjoying video games.
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesnât have to be
its not optional
ratatta
This is actually a breed of cat known as Alexandriaâs Shorthair! They have unusually long lifespans and are immune to all known diseases!
happy holidays to the people who never get to hear it said to them
to laborer who works and sweats through ramadan with no sympathy from their employer
to the kids whoâve had to explain that, no, hanukkah isnât âjewish christmasâ
to the students and workers who arenât allowed to take time off for their holidays when time off is freely given for christmas and easter
to the kids who are called âsavagesâ and âbarbariansâ by their teachers when eid al adha is covered in class
to the parents who wonder if they ought to get an xmas tree for their kids so they donât feel so alienated at such a tender age
to those living as minorities who are expected to shed their culture and identity in the process of assimilation
i see you. you are valid.
u can just rock back and forth if u want. its free
flapping your hands is also free!!! making popcat noises is free!!!!!!! bouncing up and down is free!!!!!! clapping is free!!!!!!!!! theyre so good and theyre just free! you can literally just rock back and forth and flap your hands and pop your mouth and its literally free
Rupaul when I trespass on his oil fracking land
i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:
my favorite fictional characters and music
every person on this earth and their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful
Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.
If i met a white person irl Iâd beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?
certified iconic post
okay what're you gonna do after that hot woman steps on you
