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Man we have not had a good political assassination in a while

Finally.

Why don't ants die when you microwave them

We must have cared if Jimmy cracked corn if we made a song about it

I'm going to be rich in Vietnamese Dongs

Man we have not had a good political assassination in a while

Haven't played on my Xbox for a while

Just found out I can make my Avatar twerk for $3.99

Things have changed

I almost took my shirt off in class because I dreamt that I was showering

I really enjoy sitting on the floor

macaroni and cheese doesn't taste the same way it did when I was a kid

I'm keeping the jeans

Wore women's jeans today

didn't take too kindly to my genitals but my butt looked fantastic

How quickly and loudly some toilets flush are terrifying

When people do a Christopher Walken impression they're Christopher Talkin

I tried to order pizza and they said my address doesn't exist

"Wanna play something?"

"I'm busy."

"Ah, work?"

"I'm really upset about this magic trick."

accidentally tasted soap don't do it

$30

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