Rebirth

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ruffwizard]

[massivelimestonecube]

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

[massivelimestonecube]

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

[massivelimestonecube]

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

[spectral-bargheist-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[bi-hoe]

No I'm not dead lol and idk why I'm like this. Who was this...?

[different-landscapes]

[kaijuno]

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

[lovehearrts]

You

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love you hoe

[arabwife]

I respect a man who is vocal. Tell me why you’re into me. Tell me why I pissed you off & tell me how I can fix it. Tell me everything. Talk.

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

[softwinegf]

On Being A Fool

[softwinegf]

Highschool pt. 3

[softwinegf]

Highschool (pt. 2/?)

[lattelilac]

I’m just tryna smoke a blunt then go eat pancakes w the love of my life

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

[deadwatered]

“we sit upstairs, just by the left to us is the door to the roof and I think to myself, this is going to hurt. the hallway is ivy scented and you’re telling me how much you adore me. the door is open, but I can’t take my leave, is it selfish of me? to think about how much we’re going to destroy one another? to wait fearfully for that adoration to turn to hatred? for the passion you look at me with to dissolve into fiery ash? there’s hesitation in my heart to kiss you or hold your hand— there’s hesitation in my heart to trust you or to love you— because in order to trust you I have to trust myself not to burn this to the ground and I’m trying to be so careful, but I’m carelessly planning our funeral before we can even begin. so forgive me, I’ve always been better at shutting doors, at least then I have the control.”

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