I'm The Mary

Ashton. 25. INFJ. Comedy. Musical Theatre. SNL. Amy Poehler and Cecily Strong are the bee's knees.

[keyframedaily]

Happy 46th, Tina Fey.

[ivegotadirtyheavysoul-deactivat]

Twenty One Pilots concert?

[grungespuud]

YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE. THIS. FUCKING. THING. ITS AS BIG AS MY FUCKING HAND AND ITS MADE OF REAL MUFUCKIN DIAMONDS AND GOLD. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE. THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO. FUCK.

[unicorn-a-licious]

what a shrektacular piece of jewelry 

[ilikedthewayhegaveback]

all that glitters is gold

[merrabloom]

@shandrethlar

[earthdad]

me: ur ugly

me, to myself: okay but did i ask?

[heartwrench]

[theplushbear]

[sleepythug]

me: bein alone not that bad, im coo 

me: *spots happy couple on bus all snuggily*

[bloujobs]

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

[greggaraki]

By the time she was two, Matilda had learned what most people learn in their early thirties: how to take care of herself.

Matilda | 1996 | dir. Danny DeVito

[anythingtheoffice]

[sartorus-deactivated20160224]

People: are you ok?

Me: yea

[faramosh-deactivated20170126]

Women are conditioned since we are young that our final stage of fulfillment comes from finding love. We could be 25, successful and self-made, but at the end of the day people won’t see us as someone who made it so far in just 25 years, but how someone lived 25 years without finding a man. To every single woman out there who is working hard and grinding to achieve their goals- your success is valid. You as a woman are valid. And I pray there is only more and more success written for you in everything you pursue.

[tillerboomin]

Ludacris should be a motivational speaker

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Well, he ain’t lying.

[brainhalfinsane]

[brittany-snow]

[callmepowergirl-blog]

He did it

[toohot-hotdamn]