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its been too long. idk what my dash is anymore. im making a new account. if you remember me, pls follow me at bisexualroses
your hometown + the last food you ate is your cryptid name
for example: i am the manhattan cheerio
I AM THE PENSACOLA EGG
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New subculture:
Cowgoth. We dress like cowboys but in all black and we donāt listen to anything but classic country songs about murder.
This is just the Johnny Cash fandom.
wlw culture is having a crush on all the female villains of your childhood
wow we all really were gay af for shego from kim possible werenāt we
āOver the Garden Wallā, or, as I like to call it, āDanteās Inferno: Kidz Bop Editionā
These kids are living my dream.
.*Gif Credit to @http://squeaky-speak-kronk-squeakin.tumblr.com/*
The Emperorās New Groove Drinking Game
For any shots you need, we suggest our Kuzcoās Poison shot.
Basic Rules:
Drink when:
- There is a voice over or breaking of the 4th wall.
- Kronk messes everything up.
- Every time someone says āKuzco-topiaā.
- Every time a door opens.
- Every time a llama-shaped object appears.
- Every time a character knows something they shouldnāt.
- Kuzco transforms.
- āWrong lever Kronk!!!ā
- Whenever Ezma commands Kronk to do something.
- Every time Ezma makes a plan.
- Ā "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzcoās poison. That poison?ā
- Kronk talks to his inner demon and inner angel.
- Every time Bucky the Squirrel appears.
Waterfall when:
- Kuzco and Ezma open alternate doors at restaurant.
- Ezma is described as "scary beyond all beliefā.
- Every time someone falls.
Rating: 3/10
Hardcore Rules:
Drink when:
- Every time someone says āKuzcoā.
-Ā Something doesnāt go as planned.
- Every time physics doesnāt apply.
- Every time a llama appears.
- Every time Kuzco is a jerk to Pacha.
Finish your drink or take a shot when:
- The chimp and the bug appear.
- Ā "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzcoās poison. That poison?ā
Waterfall when:
- During Kronkās Theme Song.
- During jump rope scenes
SPECIAL: You are allowed to skip a drink, if and only if, you dance every time Kuzco does.
Rating: 7/10
āExcellent. A few drops in his drink, and then Iāll propose a toast, and heāll be dead before desert.ā
-Ezma
āMillennials are so entitled"
Actually, theĀ āyouāre welcomeā/āno problemā issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say youāre welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so itās sayingĀ āI accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.ā
āNo problemā, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that youāre need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).
Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.
DAMN STRAIT.
Basic Millennial complaint: āI want shelter and economic security.ā Some bitter old man: āWHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.ā
wednesday night mood
old fashioned breakcore
My son off the shits!!
I was standing by Harry Potterās deathbed. Only, when he died, he immediately transformed into a vampire and took off at super speed. Naturally, I was a vampire as well; I followed him into the forest, where he was waiting for me with a large crowd so that he could race me. The whistle was blown, and the race began. I was easily matching his speed, but Potter produced a baton out of thin air and began twirling it while facing me with a smug grin, presumably to antagonize me. I pulled out my own baton and twirled it at him. We angrily twirled our batons at each other.
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smfh pathetic
Re-fucking-diculous
Smh
āI guess Iāll have a new daughterā Iām so glad thereās women like this in the world because initially I really thought she would have no where to stay
Praying for this poor girl whoever shit is. Her mom is an idiot.
Beautiful parenting. This is how you do it!
heres an update
https://www.gofundme.com/ReemaDavis
sheās got a gofund me right now, not all heros wear capes.
^^^^^ boost this shit!
watching all of trumpās cronies turning on each other would be hilarious if they werenāt supposed to be running the country right now. Itās kind of like overhearing a ridiculous slap fight in the cockpit of the airplane youāre in mid-flight
I would post about the latest thing but instead Iām just gonna reblog this every time
i once was so angry that my dad didnāt buy me a soda that i told the police about it
let me elaborate
i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch his attention and very angrily went āexcuse me sir, i am VERY hot and my dad doesnāt want to buy me a soda!!!ā
and he held back the laughter and with a very serious tone told my dad āsir, canāt you see the young lady needs a drink?āĀ
and i just stood there feeling like the most powerful fucking child in the universe
Heās just mad because he canāt acquire all the apple juice that Iām acquiring. (x)
pack your bags nerds weāre moving to Antarctica
the only lgbt friendly continent is a frozen tundra that can barely sustain human life
penguins canāt be homophobic itās scientifically impossible
remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.
No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.
Youāre really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.