Shulker rights, baby!

Ian (notmyrealnamejustcallmethat) * Pronouns unimportant * Minecrafter since 2014 feel free to call me an baby... * Silverfishphobic * Transmed and tucute safe!! Minecraft is for everyone!!! * Lov boys, girls, enbies, and playin minecarft

[mojang-officialer]

when i first heard the term ‘strip mining’ i nearly spat out my drink and it took my friends a good 20 minutes to convince me that it didn’t involve taking clothes off

[mojang-officialer]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[foxfordgirl]

What if we were in minecraft together.. and strip mined.... haha just kidding....

unless?

[kittydoodle]

i had some ideas for domesticated creepers!!

-instead of exploding they just puff up and let off lil smoke puffs/sparks

-when theyre happy they get fluffy like birds do!

-not very vocal but the ssssss sound can mean either a warning or indicate the creeper equivalent to purring depending on the tone! higher pitched hissing is a warning, lower pitched hissing/kinda rumbling(?) is purring!

-smaller than wild creepers (closer to the size of a big dog at most)

-lives up to 25 yrs (wild ones live for abt 15 yrs)

-semi social! domesticated creepers are okay as an only pet, but often benefit from at least one other creeper companion (it should be noted that they dont do well in large groups together, since they prefer having their space a lot of the time)

✨pls dont steal or repost!!✨

[herobrines-gay-stepdad]

me: aw man such a shame that I never managed to finish that sizeable art project. oh well. perhaps i should start with smaller stuff

me not even two minutes later: I wanna make my own minesona picrew

[herobrines-gay-stepdad]

getting the easy shit done first: bodies.

i wanted to do differing body types but that means I’d have to redraw every single bit of clothing and i cant be bothered so i decided to be as diverse with skin tones as possible instead

Humans currently have 13 different skintone options. other species will have a minimum of 3 and a maximum of six differing skintone options each.

it’s nice having “ender skin, creeper skin, etc” but I like seeing variation

human and creeper options for reference ‘w’b

[bi-shulker]

ooh yes keep me updated

[the-minecraft-funnies]

me standing in front of my door waiting for Halloween™ to start

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft discourse

if you keep your sword and shit on the left you are disgusting

[the post was made by the right to left gang]

[tiny-green-bastard]

I put placeable blocks on the right of my hot bar and out non placeable items like food and swords and stuff on the left.

[multifandommenace]

Wait, y'all organize your hotbar?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

hello, police?

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

guys rb this with the order of your hotbar from left to right

sword, bow, pickaxe, axe, shovel, space, blocks, water, torches

food in the offhand

[trans--creeper]

Torches in offhand, pickaxe, bow, shovel, axe, crafting table, wood, food, stone, misc

[greyromantic-greywool]

gamers does this count

[bi-shulker]

literally shaking and crying why do you have 3 diamond pickaxes and nothing else

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft discourse

if you keep your sword and shit on the left you are disgusting

[the post was made by the right to left gang]

[tiny-green-bastard]

I put placeable blocks on the right of my hot bar and out non placeable items like food and swords and stuff on the left.

[multifandommenace]

Wait, y'all organize your hotbar?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

hello, police?

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

guys rb this with the order of your hotbar from left to right

sword, bow, pickaxe, axe, shovel, space, blocks, water, torches

food in the offhand

[trans--creeper]

Torches in offhand, pickaxe, bow, shovel, axe, crafting table, wood, food, stone, misc

[bi-shulker]

sword, pickaxe, axe, shovel, bow, food, healing items, rest is empty until i get anything 

[minecrafing]

hold the fuck up

[minecrafing]

villager fuckingn WHAT

[minecrafing]

it wont let me upload a pic hold on

[minecrafing]

“Villager disagrees” WHAT!!!!!!! R U TALKING ABT

[creative-mode]

yeah? youre Pissing him off

[creative-mode]

hrn!! 

[creative-mode]

[aquilacraft]

Describe a random Minecraft mob (passive, aggressive, neutral or whatever) WITHOUT mentioning it's name or likening it to any other mob or object

[noahsdiscourse]

*CACAW* not a parrot

[shidoucore]

winged and aggressive about your wellbeing. will attack to get you to go to bed.

[creepercourse]

Absolutely stunning, very shy, just wants to build himself a house. Really likes sand!

[bi-shulker]

tiny intersex lesbians

[cishetbabyzombie]

haha now THIS is a baby zombie, hits that like!

whos gonna changing his diaper?? 😂💦

[cishetbabyzombie]

[stumupm]

[dirt-slab]

I MADE A MINECRAFT KAHOOT please enjoy it’s pretty challenging

Kahoot!

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

alright who wants to get their ass beat

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

that moment when u realized no one else can see the questions im-

[bi-shulker]

L

[gay-herobrine]

Imagine an iron golem but the legs are as long as the arms

[the-minecraft-funnies]

when you set up your first minecart rail system on your world

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

can someone please fond that one post that was like:

“i was showing my dad my house and minecraft and he was like “why do you have a double bed you dont have a girl friend””

[silkblocks]

Are u sure that was a post and not what happened to you 5 minutes ago

[craft-me-a-parrot]

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

you wanna say that again ren?

[silkblocks]

I SAID:

*clears throat*

ARE U SURE THAT WAS A POST AND NOT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU 5 MINUTES AGO

[redstoneandmountainhouse]

silkblocks stop projecting its time for a nap

[angelwithatrident-archive]

The drowned mob makes me so sad. Like awww you poor thing banished to the water with no friends :(

[bi-shulker]

Theyr my friends...