i like this stuff

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[vangoghcore]

by marloholden

[plumslices]

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

[sludgewizard666]

“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

[neckkiss]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

[colorogasm]

[1wonderlandd]

[catasters]

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[pointnclick]

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[casanova-x]

the sexual tension between me & what i’m capable of

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

[agustdsbaby]

i don’t know if elephants understand politics but i Highly doubt they would be republicans

[museum-of-idiots]