Bibi

18 • bi • snap: bibitanceva

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Is eating really your hobby or are you just stressed out all the time?

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When I grow up Imma build a ufo and fly around just to fuck with people

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And that is why I’m majoring in mechanical engineering now

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Nvm I dropped out. Turns out they teach you other things besides building a ufo

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My boyfriend’s aunt scolded us for being on our phones all the time, saying “millennials these days” but then they discovered snapchat filters and forgot about it

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One day I’m going to tell my husband that he is going to be a dad and pull up with a dog

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Y’all I just watched my boyfriend like a meme, swipe to the next one, exclaim “wait I don’t agree with that”, swipe back and unlike it

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I ain’t got a thick booty but I sure do have a thick heart

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And a thick artery

Oh god I think I’m having a heart attack

[bibariba]

When I grow up Imma build a ufo and fly around just to fuck with people

[bibariba]

And that is why I’m majoring in mechanical engineering now

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Jesus was the final boss and the easter eggs we collect nowadays are the xp he dropped

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Ok I have a suggestion

Babies

But with teeth

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Me laughing at everyone that wasted their money on sister merch and James Charles palette

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My teacher asked us what we did over the weekend and I raised my hand and said “I quit my job” and people immediately started cheering and clapping

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You only ever realize how slow you are when your pet runs between your legs and out the door and you try to catch him

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The sub tried to pronounce a guys name and everyone laughed and looked at him to see if he would correct her and he goes “I don’t even know how to pronounce that, I just go by kevin”

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The difference between 9:48pm me and 10:11pm me

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Please look at this doggy that’s sad because he is not allowed on the couch

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Oh god I’m so glad I can look up definitions of words on the internet because how else am I supposed to figure out what “clam” means without embarrassing myself

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In psychology today, my teacher was trying to explain something and stopped talking when he realized that no one was paying attention. We were all looking at this guy just casually open his water bottle and put the cap in his mouth as if it was candy or something.