Order 66 Status: In Progress

Tumblr Is Broken

[exeivier]

small tutorial/warmup exercise i did some time ago.

I never uploaded it in my own tumblr blog :c it got 15k notes and i never got a single follow here from that lol.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

This guy covers children's songs in the style of various artists, and he's incredible.

I'm weirdly emotional about it?

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

This is amazing!

[nitrogennightmare]

This is the exact opposite energy of the "what happens after the camera cuts and you've destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment"

This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I'm touched, this is art

[relaxxattack]

“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.

the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.

[kst3xh]

...An old refugee of the Great Tumblr Order 66 Era finally returns. The question on mind now is simply...What Now? your feedback only helps me more to realize that nothing has changed sadly. Things have seemed to have only gotten worse than before. Pity. What a pity. 

[jestergal]

he would have taken over the whole site if tumblr was around in the early-to-mid 00s

[spacevixenmusic]

x

[chrishemsworht]

PIKACHU in Pokemon: Detective Pikachu (2019)

[doodlemark]

Fluttercord doodles

[mediumsizetex]

doodlemark

[fllowey]

He’s Trans

[batm3mes]

OMFG THATS WHY HE HAS UDDERS

[lordsapathy]

It’s all clear now

[mysistermakesmelaugh]

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE ON MY DASH

[kiralmellonear]

Cool.

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

wait what the fuck

[flyingthesky]

NO OKAY SO I HAVE SEEN AN EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATELY AMOUNT OF BACK AT THE BARNYARD

and at first I thought that the barnyard movie took place in some weird-ass alternate universe where there are no bulls, only cows in male and female because like. whatever, it’s a show for kids that has an unidentifiable weasel rat as a main character

but then I watched the show and:

LOOK AT THIS SHIT. THAT’S A FUCKING BULL.

there is an episode where otis (black and white cow above)??? pretends to be a rodeo bull??? and we meet real bulls??? literally the only conclusion to be drawn from this information is that either otis is a trans cow or in the barnyard universe there is a distinct third gender of cattle

and really, trans cow is more likely given that ben (the dark cow above) is otis’ father figure and he’s gay married to a donkey

in conclusion; don’t ever get really ill and watch six straight hours of back to the barnyard

[thewordywarlock]

is this another berenstain thing where we’ve crossed over into another universe and now “back at the barnyard” has retroactive trans representation

[lynxgriffin]

“And now, we’ll be passing the collection plate.”

It’s time for a new Paper Trail update! A very long one with crowd scenes and everything! What kind of mysterious nonsense is happening now?!

Well, there’s likely mysterious nonsense in the next part, which will be coming later!

- Paper Trail -

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[william-snekspeare]

she is casting a little spell :-)

[furrestpics]

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[castlewyvern]

[ramenuzumaki]

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

[merryweathercomics]

You can lose weight super fast by choosing to make this type of pizza instead of a normal bread-base pizza, and it tastes almost exactly the same. It’s not the fat from a pizza that makes you gain weight, it’s all the carbs in the bread. Try this recipe I modified from a recipe called a ‘fathead pizza’. 2 cups of mozarella Melt in the oven for 90 seconds Mix with ¾ cup of almond flour Mix with 1 or 2 eggs Mix with two table spoon of cream cheese Pinch of salt and pepper Pinch of garlic powder Cut up pieces of roasted chicken into a fine powder Mix everything together in a bowl until it becomes a dough Spread out the dough into a pizza form Bake 10 minutes at 425 degrees fahrenhait Flip it Bake 5 more minutes. Add whatever toppings you want (no pineapple to avoid sugars) Bake 4 more minutes And it’s finished! You will definitely get full off eating this, and you will get barely any carbs from it!

[mechanized]

excited for Bunny People so here’s Ziya as a Viera 🐇

[crypteur]

Saw this tweet and realised this image had potential, so obviously I did what I had to do