Bible Word Remover

[bible-word-remover]

Intro Post

I remove words that are in the Bible

Feel free to send asks or tag me in posts I will remove from them too

I reblog whatever I think is funny without the Bible words

I use the King James Bible

Tags:

#bible words removed#none of these words are in the bible

These two are on pretty much every post

#all of those words were in the bible

posts I removed every word from

#ask and ye shall be removed

for any asks I get

Bible word removed version under the cut

Intro

Bible

asks tag

reblog whatever funny Bible

Bible

Tags:

#bible

# bible

pretty

# bible

posts

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Bible version

[squeakitties]

i bring a sort of "little animal smoking an enormous joint" energy to the function that confuses and mystifies the other attendants

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ " animal enormous " energy function confuses mystifies attendants

[giftofgabber]

*laughing with quiet intensity while doing daily crossword* time for a fuckig scary one

[bible-word-remover]

* intensity crossword* fuckig scary

[pukicho]

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ scared fuck basic floating towards . Prism. Sphere? Fuck .

[spocktheestallion]

“Why did the bright queen believe essek so easily how did he get away with so much shit before he was caught?” Buddy you would not believe what you can get away with if you’re Quiet and Get Good Grades

[bible-word-remover]

“ essek shit ?” Buddy Grades

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ someone outttttttttt . someday

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ tumblr social literally does . pepsi max, pescatarianism

[minormalady]

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ surgeon & & technician handing scalpel & scalpel &

[teaboot]

I'm going to start a game show where I play songs the contestants have never heard before in a huge room with bad acoustics and they have to guess what the lyrics are

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ start game show contestants acoustics guess lyrics

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[bible-word-remover]

31 insomniac’s gambit microwave popsicle

[rpfofficial]

the powerful lifelong bonds that are maintained by gay sex that is not happening

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ lifelong sex happening

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ ppl hooked drug album . album

[orteil42]

how does something like Pokemon evolve over thousands of years? once the construct of capitalism wears off, what's left of an omnipresent world-spanning franchise? personally i think it's gonna get religious. it's gonna get syncretic

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ does Pokemon evolve ? construct capitalism wears , ' omnipresent -spanning franchise? personally ' gonna . ' gonna syncretic

[calicotisane]

Let's all be annoying as fuck today

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ annoying fuck today

[pukicho]

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ crazy . harrowing horoscope. ?

[stoatviet-union]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[bible-word-remover]

woahhhh beef clover yucky

[kosmogrl]

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ tiramisu start