Mother

[afloweroutofstone]

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko

[memories]

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #misinformation and add it to #truths, you end up with #misinformation.

[despazito]

11 year old me coming home from school and watching mystery diagnosis until i got scared

[opiates]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[crap-userrname16]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

If I had a wife I simply would not cheat on her. So there’s that.

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[couchnapping]

my nose!

[mutationgirl]

you aren’t supposed to know that word anymore

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[sandmandaddy69]

[dailycatsblog]

[getocakes]

[dogpuppy]

[8syntheticanimal8]

[8nin]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[enba-and-luka]

[valtsv]

the fujoshi shit is old

you should be grateful for my restraint. if you saw the fujoshi shit i do in private you'd hurl.

[toskarin]

why are you not filipino

I'm not sure of the steps to take