Welcome to my twisted mind.

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My closeups 4 munday. Enjoy them.

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“i had to be ur fake boyfriend/girlfriend bc some creep was hitting on you and it was making you uncomfortable and now i have busted knuckles and a cut lip but hey are u okay” au

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( ooc ) - my aesthetic is making my formatting look GREAT but messing up everyone elses in the process. ahhahaha whoops.

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jckeass:

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swank digits make a COME HITHER / fork it over type of gesture. irritation clinging to him like the deep-seated hatred he felt for those who constantly made a habit of butting into his personal business. ( BLACKMAIL ) was only acceptable when he was the one dishing it. ❜  hand it over les-beast. ❜  his jaw clenched as he held his palm open ; awaiting the tape and the footage she just shot of him slipping drugs into some random chick’s drink ‘just-for-fun’ though, – others weren’t sure to see it that same way. hence, why he was dead set on collecting that damn tape.

❝   ▬  Don’t   drink   that  .❞

She   had   been   recording   him  .    There   was   no   beating   around   the   bush   about   that   now  ,   the   moment   she   had   caught   gaze   of   him   swaggering   up   to   that   girl   with   ANYTHING   other   than   good   intent   in   eyes  ,   she   had   been   ready   to   document    it  .   Her   previously   reposed   fingers   ghosted   over   a   RECORD   button   had   leapt   into   action  ,   a   single   steady   click   and   he   had   been   trained   on   by   the   watchful   eyes   of   a   viewfinder  .   Of    course   he   was   a   slime   &   a   horrible   flirt  ,   because   he   was   Jake   Fitzgerald  ,   but   she   could’ve   never   expected   him   to   be   so   sick   as   to   slip   something   so   UGLY   into   the   cloaked   bubbles   of   a   PRETTY   drink  .   That   had   been   a   step   way   too  far   in   the   wrong   direction  ,   &   she   didn’t   like   where   it   was   he   was   heading  .

❝   Over   my   cold  ,   DEAD   BODY  ,   Jackass  .   ❞   As   an   unfurled   palm   waits   expectantly   for   her   to   surrender   the   SD   card  ,   a   balled   fist   clenches   it   tighter   in   contraposition   ,    pulling   it   back   &   away   ;   tucking   it   into   the   safety   of   white   knuckles   seized   &   ready   for   a   FIGHT  .   ▬   There   was   no   way   he   was   getting   that   film  .   IN   FACT  ,   he   might   as   well   been   waiting   for   swine   to   take   flight  ,   or   for   Noah   to   lose   his   virginity  ,   or   for   boys   to   stop   drugging   girls   in   bars   late   at   night  ,   because   what   did   all   these   things   have   in   common  ?   None   of   them   were   ever   going   to   happen   any   time   soon  .

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endurom:

           “ hey . “   she quietly greets the other with the slightest hint of a smile ,  her usual self   distant  .   “ are you O K A Y           ??       emma told me you all had a run in with the      –        the killer .    what happened     ?? “

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❝ BROOKE.   Hey .   ❞   Feet   are   quick   to   catch   up  ,   subconsciousness   mimicking   her   friends   stride   as   they   walk   tail   in   tail . ❝   ‘Peachy  .   ▬ ▬    What   usually   happens ;    we’re   in   some   crappy   run   down   building   that   we  , quite   frankly   , SHOULDN’T   be ,   its   after   dark ,   and   theres   a   deranged   PSYCHOPATH   on   the   loose  .   ▬     But   you   get   the   picture  .   ❞   She’s   ｃａｕｔｉｏｕｓ   ,   treading   on   careful   waters   as   to   not   rouse   any   further   QUESTIONS .   Questions   to   which   she   didn’t   have   appropriate   alibis    to   yet  ,   the   type   which   the   world   wasn’t   quite   ready   for.

❝ ▬ Are ｙｏｕ okay ?  Where  ｗｅｒｅ you ? ❞

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girlwrathed:

♥   .  ————  ‘    whatever thing you have going on about my dad ,   just know  it’s not fair to judge him so brutally like that , Audrey . n-not when your recollections of him are sordid , and vague .  & you know what , i don’t know if it’s jealousy . or if you’re scared he mightmess me up . but it’s not your call to say who can    and  can’t come into my life .  you’re supposed to be there for me ,  &  i don’t know if you’re being manipulative or serious ,   and i’m sick of trying to figure it out ..

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❝Judge   him   so   BRUTALLY ?   Emma ,   he▬▬ NEVERMIND  .❞   Words   fall   off  ,   hidden   where   she   left   them  ,   as   she   picks   on   another   operative  ,   changing   the course   of   the   conversation   back   so   that    it   settled   onto   ｔｏｐｉｃ  once   more  .  ▬   Or   rather   back   onto   what   Emma   needed   to   hear  .  ❝ JEALOUS  ?  You   really   think   i’m   jealous  ?    I   am   trying   to    ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔ    you  ,   Emma  .   You’re   letting   all   of   your   walls   down  ,   and   you’re   going   to   get   hurt  .  AGAIN  .  ❞

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Is that pokemon go??? because if it is, i’m beyond jealous.

yesss, it is !!  ooooh, why, bb ??

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Oh man, it looks so good, i’ve never been very into pokemon but this is a game changer tbh. - omg, im from England and if you’ve figured out a way to play it, please share ?!

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( ooc ) - Hey  guys,  sorry  I  haven’t  really  been  on  much,  personal  problems.  But  eh,  i’m  gonna  try  and  get  some  replies  out  today,  along  with  all  the  memes  I  owe.

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 S t a r t e r    C a l l  !!

( Mutuals only, verses may vary. )

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ＨＥＲ    ＢＩＣＵＲＩＯＵＳ   ＴＯ   ＨＩＳ   ＶＩＲＧＩＮ   &   her   leather   to his   plaid   &   her   film   to his   narrative   &    her   short   to   his   tall   &   his   brains   to   her brawn   &   his   calm   to   her   storm   &   his   let’s   to   her   let’s   not   &   his   sun   to her   moon   &   his   red   to   her   blue   &   her   head   to   his   shoulder   &   her   heart   to   his mind   &    ＨＥＲ   ＪＥＮＳＥＮ   ＴＯ   ＨＩＳ   ＦＯＳＴＥＲ    &   his knuckles to   her   knuckles   &   her   fingers   to   his   fingers   &   his   hand   to   her   hips   &   her   lips   to   his   lips   &   his   confusion   to   her   clarity   &   his   hope   to   her   regret   &   his   confession to   her   dismay   &   her   nothing to   his   ‘something’   &   her   past   to   his future   &   her   dark   to   his   light   &   his   close   to   her   distance   &   her   lies   to   his innocence   &  her   hits   to   his   trust   &   her   chloroform   to   his   mouth  

                                                            &

       ＨＥＲ   ＳＵＳＰＥＣＴ   ＴＯ   ＨＩＳ   ＩＮＶＥＳＴＩＧＡＴＩＯＮ

                 (   wнaт   ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ    тo    υѕ  ?   )

                                                                                                                    ▬▬▬▬▬   written by Trinity & Pagyn

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this blog loves the doubles of my muse. this blog holds no insecurities towards them or their muns, we are not in competition, we’re just simply some chill ass people writing, only mad love and respect to ‘em because you love this character just as much as I do and having fun with them and that’s what matters. I won’t ever try to run you out of the fandom. I won’t send you anon hate or tell my partners that you are horrible. I’m probably sending them messages like “YES!! THERE IS ANOTHER NOW MY OTHER MUSE CAN PLAY WITH THEM AND MY MUSE CAN HAVE A TWIN!”

Please support each other and don’t get excited when a double deletes. That means someone lost the fun, lost the inspiration, and as writers losing inspiration for a muse we deeply care about is one of the most disheartening things. Doubles are not evil people trying to steal your rp partners, chances are they have their own friends and partners, they don’t want yours.

Don’t let insecurity make you treat them like they’re evil when they are simply loving the same character you do. They have just as much right to rp that character as you do. Celebrate each other. Promo each other. Learn from each other. Make friends with them because you obviously both love the same character enough to put in time to a blog.

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ＨＥＲ    ＢＩＣＵＲＩＯＵＳ   ＴＯ   ＨＩＳ   ＶＩＲＧＩＮ   &   her   leather   to his   plaid   &   her   film   to his   narrative   &    her   short   to   his   tall   &   his   brains   to   her brawn   &   his   calm   to   her   storm   &   his   let’s   to   her   let’s   not   &   his   sun   to her   moon   &   his   red   to   her   blue   &   her   head   to   his   shoulder   &   her   heart   to   his mind   &    ＨＥＲ   ＪＥＮＳＥＮ   ＴＯ   ＨＩＳ   ＦＯＳＴＥＲ    &   his knuckles to   her   knuckles   &   her   fingers   to   his   fingers   &   his   hand   to   her   hips   &   her   lips   to   his   lips   &   his   confusion   to   her   clarity   &   his   hope   to   her   regret   &   his   confession to   her   dismay   &   her   nothing to   his   ‘something’   &   her   past   to   his future   &   her   dark   to   his   light   &   his   close   to   her   distance   &   her   lies   to   his innocence   &  her   hits   to   his   trust   &   her   chloroform   to   his   mouth  

                                                            &

       ＨＥＲ   ＳＵＳＰＥＣＴ   ＴＯ   ＨＩＳ   ＩＮＶＥＳＴＩＧＡＴＩＯＮ

                 (   wнaт   ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ    тo    υѕ  ?   )

                                                                                                                    ▬▬▬▬▬   written by Trinity & Pagyn

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 S t a r t e r    C a l l  !!

( Mutuals only, verses may vary. )

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thevirgln that icon has just killed me

u like that? 

heres 2 more.

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Hannah Montana Lyrics Starters (Part Nine):

"I know in time I'll find a way."

"I didn't think twice or rationalize."

"I figured it's too good to be true."

"It rescues all our hearts with love."

"You won't know if you never try."

"No one wants to call."

"I'm patchin' up the holes."

"The rest is up to you and me"

"What matters is what you've got to say."

"Wanna show you what you get."

"Don't be afraid to be all that you are."

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah."

"Put away the secrets we all keep."

"Don't let anyone tell you that you're not strong enough."

"Everyone needs something to believe in."

"Never break."

"With a new attitude everything can change."

"Why be so hard on my self?"

"I'm a believer."

"I have never felt so happy."

"I'm always on your side."

"Things are looking up."

"I gotta work it."

"Nothing can stand in our way today."

"Would you put up resistance?"

"Really great things happen in a blink of an eye."

"No one can ever change it."

"Give yourself a break."

"My intentions are good."

"Everybody has those days."

"Laugh about it and you'll see."

"I turned around and there you were."

"Can't find a single cloud in the sky."

"Forget everything you know."

"You'd think it'd be easier."

"All you gotta do is realize that it's under your control."

"Don't stay down."

"I don't wanna dress up tonight."

"It might be crazy."

"Where's the catch this time?"

"I mean I knew you were kinda of into me."

"Sometimes I walk a little faster in the school hallway just to get next to you."

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Random shit for your muse to say to mine:

"Dude don't tweet those dick pics."

"Please just take my word for this, werewolves do not like it when you put them in diapers."

"I have to pee like a god damn bitch."

"I tattooed your name on my ass."

"I can't afford to pay you for your time, but may I offer you a free puppy instead?"

"Your handwriting looks like a snake got a happy ending massage."

"I will drown you in cheap wine and bury you in used cigarettes."

"I would literally rather suck Satan's dick than sit through that class one more day."

"Did my left boob get bigger or did the right one shrink?"

"You taste like burnt popcorn and smell like fudge."

"Don't use carmex in place of lube."

"This is the shittiest mascara I have ever wasted ten bucks on."

"If I were Miz Frizzle you'd never make it back from our field trip."

"I will pay you thirty-eight cents to take off all your clothes right this very second."

"Is killing my professor so there's no class tomorrow worth the jail time I'll have to serve?"

"All that is gold glitters like it's worth a shit ton of money."

"Don't fucking piss on my bed."

"Which level of hell am I going to for filling his shoes with Legos?"

"I convinced him you're a vampire so pretty please drink this cup of blood in front of him? I promise you it's not real. Probably. I don't think. I mean, what's life without a couple of risks anyway?"

"I'm tickled like a porcupine in July."

"I wanna be buried in glitter."

"I mean, I certainly don't wanna live in denial personally but I promise I'll come visit you sometimes."

"Bill Nye couldn't even help you."

"I need you to bring me a new set of clothes and a hug."

"So help me if you say another word I am voting your dumbass off friendship island."

"How much money will it take to get you to let me dye your hair half bright pink and half neon green?"

"Fuck Katy Perry and her lies; that mascara is the shittiest thing ever."

"I don't think you understand how lesbians work."

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Even More Random Sentence Starters

"Coca Cola doesn't deserve to have my love child."

"If we're gonna be friends let's be fucking friends!"

"Please tell me why I have Tony Stark's face tattooed on my ass."

"Why did the Ice Cream Fairy never visit me as a child? I was always on Santa's Nice List, how come I didn't make the Ice Cream Fairy's Nice List?"

"We need to talk about me finding out that you're running a Miley Cyrus fanblog. Literally what the fuck."

"Friends don't let friends cut their own hair."

"If I wanna swear at my God damn brother I'll swear at my God damn brother."

"Why does my body hate me?"

"Have you accepted Taylor Swift as your Lord and Savior yet?"

"Why did you make me watch that? What proverbial Cheerios did I piss in this time?"

"Can you tell I don't care or do I need to make it more obvious?"

"Who do you think Santa loves more? The Easter Bunny or The Tooth Fairy?"

"I'm starting to think that my mother never actually loved me."

"We should get matching tattoos."

"Okay but doesn't that dog look exactly like Spider Man?"

"I'm too pretty for anyone to hate me."

"If you were a real friend you'd shoot me in the foot so I won't have to go to this interview tomorrow."

"Remember that time you found out that your grandmother is actually your sister?"

"Please God just let me slip into a coma so I can get some rest already."

"Deadpool wouldn't treat me like this."

"It's been May for like a week and I've literally only just noticed."

"I can't decide if that's super badass or super wimpy."

"It's too early for you to be acting like this much of a fuckboy."

"Please can we just stop talking about the time you walked in on me making out with that picture of Mr. Rogers already?"