i think we all agree that noah’s dick is 47 inches

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i think we all agree that noah’s dick is 47 inches
Noah: I can’t believe I’m gonna die a virgin.
Audrey: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway.
me? overreacting? probably
&& bicurlous ╱ ┃
heartbeat THRUMS throughout his body as his hands grip around audrey , holding her close & unsteady , his chin nestled in her hair . he’d given her acceptance , REASSURANCE that she wasn’t a monster , but a mere victim of fate & the butterfly effect in play ; now he didn’t know the difference between right & wrong —between truth & LIES . her confession bounced around in his mind , trying to find snags or trip ups or ANYTHING that just shouted ‘ she’s not telling you the whole story ’ to him . nothing . there was nothing . so why did he feel so SCEPTICAL?
either way , he knew that he’d be spending hours upon hours replaying her recording , analysing it like he did with EVERY piece of evidence or clue that he discovered . evidence . was that what audrey was to him now ? eyes squeeze shut and he tugs her even CLOSER to him , as if it was possible within the laws of psychics for two bodies to have not an inch of space between them ( he knew that wasn’t true , because no two things could ever be truly touching , there was microscopically space between everything . ) WHAT A DAY. his breath comes out as a hitched intake , a non-composed expression of raw emotion that dies almost as quick as it is born . there was one bittersweet conclusion that his mind kept coming back to , no matter the outcome , no matter what she had or hadn’t done : he didn’t want to lose audrey jensen . and so he clung to her small frame , as if it was the last chance he’d get .
… his recording was still on .
mumbling something in a quick & jumbled tone about ‘ needing to save power , ’ begrudgingly he drew away , instantly feeling the cold that came with her absence . his chair slid across the floor as he threw himself on it , tapping away at his keyboard , he swallowed thickly & hesitated for a slither of a second before hitting SAVE for the audio file and titling it ‘Audrey’ . he shut the monitor down entirely ; that was nothing she needed to see .
so many secrets held home in that microscopic space between them .
he turns to face her , his gaze tired & swimming with endless questions.
❝ so , uh . uh , what now ... ? ❞
he didn’t want her to go . he didn’t WANT to be alone with his cat & mouse mind .
but did she want to stay ?
LIKE FOR A STARTER BASED OFF OF TONIGHTS EPISODE, non-exclusive to Scream muses, however if I REALLY cannot find a way to fit your muse into whatever happens, I may be selective with who I do these for.
ok goodnight i hope I don’t wake up to something awful having happened
LIKE FOR A STARTER BASED OFF OF TONIGHTS EPISODE, non-exclusive to Scream muses, however if I REALLY cannot find a way to fit your muse into whatever happens, I may be selective with who I do these for.
LIKE FOR A STARTER BASED OFF OF TONIGHTS EPISODE, non-exclusive to Scream muses, however if I REALLY cannot find a way to fit your muse into whatever happens, I may be selective with who I do these for.
someone: and our ship can be so cute and cuddle and look at the stars at night omg!!
me: and then they can get kidnapped and wake uP IN A BASEMENT WHERE THEY HAVE TO SAVE EACH OTHER AND ESCAPE OR THEY DIE. Or one of them caN ALMOST DIE IMAGINE THE EMOTIONAL TOLL.
she shakes her head looking from the MURDER BOARD to noah. he was being bizarre, how could audrey be the PRIME SUSPECT ??? hands run through blonde locks as she bites her lip. AUDREY, the girl she’s known since she was five years old, the girl who’d help push her on the swing. audrey was the one who was there for her when her dad LEFT and sure, they drifted apart in high school, but emma was always looking out for audrey, making sure she’s okay. audrey C A N ‘ T be piper’s accomplice, she wouldn’t do that to emma, she C A N ‘ T.
❝ you can’t honestly think A U D R E Y would do this, would you ? ❞ // @thevirgln· // x.
he swallows thickly , gaze flickering downwards as arms lock across his chest . yes ??? no ??? both ??? he didn’t WANT to think audrey was capable of doing it , ( whatever ‘it’ was ) but deep down , somewhere dark & unforgiving in his soul , — he knew that she could . and it hurt . and it felt like pure betrayal to think that your best friend was capable of something so sinister & wrong ; he didn’t even want to think about it , as if his thoughts were being broadcasted for the entire world to hear . his eyes a blank slate as he stares at the murder board , devoid of emotion where emotion should be .
❝ I don’t know . I don’t WANT to think that she would . but I just ... I don’t know . something isn’t right , okay . ❞
happy monday y’all, today was a workout day and i’m slayin’
"Pokémon Go" based starters
"I don't know you, but can I go into your backyard? There's a Meowth and I need it."
"Oh god there's a Magikarp on my bed."
"You know how I was having nightmares last night? Well, turns out there are six Drowzees in this area and I blame them."
"I'm going to church because it's the nearest Pokéstop and I really need Pokéballs."
"I just caught my seventeenth Weedle. There are too many bloody Weedles around here."
"...So, I used autocorrect to name my Pokémon, and now I have a Beedrill named Steve and a Jigglypuff named Fucker."
"I don't care if it's three in the morning - there's a Pidgeot outside and it will be mine."
"I just wasted four bloody Pokéballs because the Raticate I caught kept breaking them."
"There's a Sandshrew inside that McDonald's but I can't get it because I don't have any money and they have a sign saying only paying customers can go in and play Pokémon Go."
"I'm naming all my Pokémon after my favorite characters and you can't stop me."
"This place is crawling with Rattatas."
"You see that shipwreck all the way out there? Yeah, that's the nearest Pokéstop."
"Most of the people here are playing Pokémon Go and I think that's beautiful."
"To be honest, I name all the Pokémon that I keep so that way they know I'm never going to give them to the Professor."
"I found this Tauros on the pillow next to me last night before I went to sleep."
"The nice thing about collecting so many Pidgeys is that I was able to evolve the one I kept really quickly."
make me choose: anonymous asked jake fitzgerald or noah foster
“ The thing about the truth is it’s hard to pin down. You hope it’s one thing but, deep down, you know it’s something else. ”
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try sub and then small. that works for me =]
honestly, you just saved my aesthetic & my life