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shithowdy

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

shithowdy

-reliant on RNG random encounters

-instills a deep sense of fomo

-seasonally-cycled releases

-becomes increasingly financially prohibitive the more you want to expand your list and/or document your encounters

-achieved goals sound meaningless to those not in the hobby

shithowdy

never give up!

ghastlymatchmaker

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deathgasmic

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

For my birthday last year, I purchased a particularly special item for myself as a treat; a Pro Killstreak Strange Phlog. A wretched artifact to be sure, and one that does not gain the approval of your peers when you become proficient with it. Because of this, I named her "The Stinker" as that's what you typically call a bad joke, and paired her with the most obnoxious cosmetic loadout I could muster. When I equip this loadout, I become evil, and I cannot be held accountable for my vicious deeds.

Here's the strange count on it 4 months in to having her (give or take a month and a half break from the game I took during late fall, plus the fact that I only use it about 50% of the time, the other 50% being the classic puff-and-sting, my favorite loadout), as well as 3 particularly satisfying rampages, two with uber, one without.

ruinedchildhood

lizardsfromspace

So there's this Flat Earther who said he was traveling to the Ice Wall last September to prove the Earth was flat. He has not posted since.

Here are some theories on his current whereabouts:

He fell off

Too busy partying on the continent of Geminia to post anymore

He discovered a second, bigger ice wall

He died alone in the frigid wastes of Antarctica, aware at last of his folly as he slowly, painfully expired, his body never again to be seen by human eyes

Here be dragons (they ate him)

human-blob-nessie

i looked up the guy to see if there was any news

I did not find any news, but I found a backstory

Turns out that 8 days before his "I'm going to find the ice wall" tweet, he was tweeting about the end of the world by Nibiru on august 18th (conspiracy theory planet that's kinda the evil twin of earth basically) and how he was "headed for the caves"

When he found out he was wrong about the end of the world, he apparently immediatly became a flat earther and went on to find the ice wall.