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Sideblog for random ideas I have, fandom things

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Damn it's episode one and Andrea is already infected fuck

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Okay. I mean. It's nice to have confirmation that silksong exists and is not a collective hallucination and is coming out in two weeks instead of 590 year but like... Where's the ehgale??? Where's the ehdeero?????

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Caine's the one that's gonna abstract I think

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I need two hundred books of ART and Murderbot arguing

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They're making a baby!?!?!?!?????

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Damn ART is my favorite character. I love it. My fave asshole transport

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Damn I don't even know if I should make this post but here it goes. Both sides of these ships are going to come at me but eh

Polytrix is my fave ship of the movies (go lesbians go) but like... Y'all know that you can. Not ignore the fact that she had a clear connection with Jinu too, right? I feel like some polytrix shippers (I am one of them btw, reiterating this again) always try to put that part of the movie aside so she was always from the beginning and ever forever in love with the other two and never had any other feelings regarding anyone else ever. Which like... Yeah. I love the pinning and "never acknowledging those feelings in precanon" plots are awesome but just acting like there was no substance in the Jinu Rumi relationship absolutely breaks my immersion because even if you can interpret it as platonic, there was clearly something important and meaningful for them both in there. I get not wanting to explore the JinuxRumi relationship because you find it boring (I personally do, sorry about that if you're a Runu shipper it's just not my thing, I prefer wlw relationships) but that's different from pretending it wasn't important and it never happened.

You guys know that you can fall in love more than once, right? That platonic relationships can mark as deep as romantic ones, right?? And that past relationships can be meaningful despite people discovering new ones, right!? YOU GUYS KNOW BISEXUAL PEOPLE EXIST, RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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@flushedfox Yeah I never said it was great either. I am not saying you should ship them. In fact I included a platonic interpretation in my post. This was meant for the people that like to pretend that it never happened because, good or bad, it absolutely did happen

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Damn I don't even know if I should make this post but here it goes. Both sides of these ships are going to come at me but eh

Polytrix is my fave ship of the movies (go lesbians go) but like... Y'all know that you can. Not ignore the fact that she had a clear connection with Jinu too, right? I feel like some polytrix shippers (I am one of them btw, reiterating this again) always try to put that part of the movie aside so she was always from the beginning and ever forever in love with the other two and never had any other feelings regarding anyone else ever. Which like... Yeah. I love the pinning and "never acknowledging those feelings in precanon" plots are awesome but just acting like there was no substance in the Jinu Rumi relationship absolutely breaks my immersion because even if you can interpret it as platonic, there was clearly something important and meaningful for them both in there. I get not wanting to explore the JinuxRumi relationship because you find it boring (I personally do, sorry about that if you're a Runu shipper it's just not my thing, I prefer wlw relationships) but that's different from pretending it wasn't important and it never happened.

You guys know that you can fall in love more than once, right? That platonic relationships can mark as deep as romantic ones, right?? And that past relationships can be meaningful despite people discovering new ones, right!? YOU GUYS KNOW BISEXUAL PEOPLE EXIST, RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

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Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

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Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later

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Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.

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Spencer Ried deduced you are trans based on your geological habits and the people you hang out with and then does absolutely nothing with this information

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Adding on House here.

Not only does he put you down for an orchi before you realize you're trans. He also calls you a slur, insults your fashion sense, your house decor (he made his lackeys break into your house), almost kills you by trying to cure you from a rare disease you randomly had, prescribes you hrt and all the surgeries you want for dysphoria and somehow manages to put all of that down as part of the treatment for your rare disease so you don't have to pay for it and plays a sick guitar riff on his cane while you're dying on a medical bed.

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Sharing a Columbo dream I had last night.

He was doing his normal thing annoying a murderer so the guy was pretty angry about it and decided to look for some blackmail about him and what he came up with was that Columbo could be having an affair. He spent some time investigating but wasn't finding anything not even the wife so he confronted him directly and tried to insinuate that he was having an affair and he knew it. Columbo IMMEDIATELY became super serious uncharacteristically and he said "I would NEVER do that to my wife" and left and then he put the murderer in jail directly after that. A random lady (that had nothing to do with the murder????) showed up at the jail and was like "oh thank you so much for solving this case. How do you always do it?" And then Columbo said "It's my service to the world" and started singing and he left dancing and left. I woke up with his little made up tune in my head

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In universes where elves are supposed to be the pinnacle of beauty to humans I wonder if there is a huge market for fake ear tips

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Look outside is trending!?!??!?! Joyous day!!!

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Anyway. I really want to write a Look outside batman crossover.

The gang is walking around confused about having been teleported to wherever the fuck. Sam is carrying his baby swaddled in a blanket in his arms, Sophie and Joel are chattering in the middle of the group hidden away, Hellen is looming, Leigh is being a weirdo (/aff) and Papineau is judging the streets for being so unkempt.

Suddenly, there's a weird man that approaches them. He's laughing. He looks maybe like he looked outside? Maybe like he just likes to dress like a clown for some reason?? Would fit with the weird grafity he is painting the street with. And all the random decorations

Sam: Hey, we are kind of lost. Can you give us directions

Joker: HAHAHAHA I am wacky and evil wahooooo!!!

Sam: cool. I get that. Directions though?

Joker: *fucking shoots him/joker bombs the group*

Leigh: HAHAHAHHA WE'RE DOING THIS NOW!? YESSSSSS *turns into an eldritch monstrosity*

~~~~~~A few hours later~~~~

Gordon, inspecting the scene of the crime. Meat everywhere, body parts. An eyeball: Yeah, batman. Judging by the... Colorful clothes around here and the mess it seems like this is a pretty normal Joker crime scene.

Batman: *grunt* -(translation. I'll take some samples to hopefully figure out who the victim was)

Oracle the moment she gets the results: Hey so guys. You're not going to believe this.

Jason: Who do I need to kiss!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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"We need more morally gray female characters!!"

Y'all can't even handle– wait. Ragatha???? You guys can't even handle RAGATHA!?!?!?!?

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I really found interesting how "I'm an accountant" would make Jax wonder how she ended up in the circus. It seems like it's a known thing then. Something that carries stereotypes and stuff like that.

Judging by the back stories it's probably a place for people with nothing much to lose, that live kind of erratically and love that kind of thrill or that want an escape.

So... It's either a very dangerous job or something akin to extreme sports or signing up for that one mission to go live on Mars.

Wonder if they were actually told what they were in for before entering and they just don't remember

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@orchiidghostie

The thing is, Pomni didn't realize she didn't remember her name until she was asked about it. There could be a lot of gaps in their memory they're not aware of at all. To remember agreeing to something like that you'd have to remember that you were asked about it

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@promoxie

I don't think it could be that because the other characters were telling them their real back stories since they are consistent with what we know of the characters (Gangle and the fastfood and art thing, Ragatha and her horses, even Zooble had to said something real about their life judging by Jax's reaction on finding it funnily stereotypical of them) we know Pomni was actually getting into their real lives since she was the one that mentioned King's wife.

Also, that whole thing about being an accountant started with Jax asking her seriously if she was too young to be drinking so I don't think it would make sense to her suddenly jumping to roleplaying.

Furthermore, this was an scenario made by Zooble who we know is not into roleplaying and just wanted to relax and fix the gang some drinks so I definitely don't think they would prepare scripts for everyone the way Jax did.