Anxiety monster

im nothing but a humble peasant trying to earn a living

[moseby]

I need boy advice help!

kill him

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[fashionistaflower]

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

[snowys1349]

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

[fashionistaflower]

[ratsilk-deactivated20240107]

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not sure what this is, but my instinct is that it’s played by Doug Jones.

[the-awesomeness-of-randomness]

No I’m pretty sure that’s Benedict Cumberbatch

[jame7t]

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

Mood

[petty-revenge-stories]

21 Of The Pettiest People On The Entire Planet

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[splinteryourspine]

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

[splinteryourspine]

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

[smstransformers]

Robot cummies

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

Hey James do you take constructive criticism?

[smstransformers]

Only on business days

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

Fine I’ll wait

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

This post fucking sucks

[proboscismonkey]

Dance with me…

[chimpanhamzee]

Ohohohohoho

I’ll be sure to do some dancin’ and dining tonight…

Such a tassty little chimnp…would love to smack my gob on that little fur burrito

[proboscismonkey]

[tragiccottonball]

[serenity-is-my-tardis]

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

[dropdykegorgeous]

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

[2sad2live]

……..what does this mean

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

It means you just have to deal with that

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you replace the W’s with T’s in What, When, and Where, you answer all 3.

[humourspot]

Love this show

More Funny Pics at Humourspot

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[correct-vampire-opinions]

me

[avvviso]

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[dunmertitty]

I don’t know what this is but same

[thehoneybeewitch]

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

[3melting3rainbows3]

“cindy no, FUCK”

[savemeteion]

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

[alittlegayjellybean]

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

[snorlaxatives]

how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy