I hope Keanu Reeves is having a good day.
Turns out he is!

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I hope Keanu Reeves is having a good day.
Turns out he is!
A Texas man was airlifted to hospital to get his jaw wired shut after he tried to shoot an armadillo and a bullet rebounded off the animal's hard shell, striking the man in the face.
this sounds exactly like i imagine texas
“Stop bullying people for their gender identity!” Tumblr screeches as it proceeds to bully cis people for being cis because apparently that’s not bullying someone for their gender identity.
Stfu cis people
I’m a trans man. Joke’s on you.
when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is
everyday im gemfusin!
This went somewhere I did not expect it to go.
I’m not complaining
just sim things
I love this franchise.
Your mom killed your pet chicken and fed it to you?!?
STORY TIME
i was like 6 at that time and i asked my mom to buy me a pet chicken because i thought chickens were adorable and so she did buy one we were really broke at that time so my mom was working so hard and she had to get up early for work and that chicken would not shut up so one day i was at school and my mom didn’t have anything planned for lunch so and she wanted to get rid of that chicken so she cooked it for me and i ate it then i asked her where my chicken was and she said like straight to my face “you ate it” and i cried and the next day in school i told my teacher my mom is a murderer and my teacher believed me and after a few hours the cops took my mom and she spent hours explaining how she killed a god damn chicken not a human being and i got my ass whooped when she came back from the police station.
scumsberg:
“Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.”
The Terminator (1984)
dir. James Cameron
mother loves child :0
ill probably make more of these later
There was an absolultely brilliant post going around tumblr a while back that had illustrations showing the anatomical differences between the male and female pelvis and muscular structure in the hips and upper legs that pretty much define why men and women sit differently, but I can’t find it right now.
However I do have a nice list of reasons why men tend to sit with their legs apart, gathered from the interwebs.
Testicles are uncomfortable to squish, but it’s also unhealthy for them to be kept at body temperature, thus the issue is discomfort and health.
Ischium bones in men, the bones you sit on, are closer together, meaning men have a smaller point of contact.
The inferior pubic rami, used to balance when you sit, is 20-30 degrees narrower in men, resulting in less stability; additionally, it makes sitting with one’s legs apposed unnatural.
Men have cylindrical thighs, as opposed to conical thighs, further compounding the issue of sitting with one’s thighs apposed.
Men have narrower acetabulum, meaning their thighs are closer together, resulting in less space between them, further compounding the above, the issue of external genitalia, and reducing the amount of balancing leverage available when sitting with one’s thighs apposed.
Men have more lateral facing acetabulum, meaning their legs swing forward, backward, and out; women have more anterior facing acetabulum, meaning their legs not only have a greater ability to swing inward, but do so naturally when moving forward, like when sitting or walking (thus the swaying hips).
Men have wider, heavier upper bodies, thus require more stability.
tl;dr it’s nothing to do with dominance and everything to do with the fact that male and female anatomy are very different, and that male anatomy really isn’t suited to sitting on a chair. We’d be better off squatting.
what she says: I'm fine
what she means: In the Prisoner of Azkaban Remus Lupin tells the students that no witch or wizard has ever seen a boggart's true form, but in Order of the Phoenix, Mrs. Weasley asks Moody to check if the cabinet upstairs contained a boggart reason being that he has a magical eye that can see through walls. That means that the boggart couldn't see him so it couldn't transform into his worst fear which means that Mad-Eye Moody is the only wizard that we know of in all of time that knows what a boggart actually looks like but it's never mentioned by anyone ever again.
So you think you’re lucky.
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When Guardian Angels work overtime and become chain smokers.
That last one though… scary.
God loves you…
Oh my god.
Final Destination
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
Headcanon:
Stanley did some porn back in the 70’s because he desperately needed money.