THE Dave Miller :]

[big-dih-davey]

VEGAS 2.0

• UNC (42 💔)

•Loves kebabs

•unserious

• #1 kiddie murder

This is just an experimental rp blog run by @y0urs-tru3ly2763 I don't expect this to become popular and this is HEAVILY inspired by the rp blog @may0theavery run by @kestrel0nline

I will try to be as in character as possible since I haven't been in the fandom for about 2 years ^^

[big-dih-davey]

mmm i dont htink into the void fits my style yk heh.. so no not into the void i go (im so scared) {SON what are we doing atp}

{Seraph-"Anon"

[White padded room then :) ]

[big-dih-davey]

HIIII!! I'm Karl :D (actually Karl is my oc but SHHH)

Can I kill kids with you? :3 [what am I doing][idgaf I'm not mentally stable-]

-Karl the olive :3

[Of course! Me and Sportsy could use SOME help! ^^]

[big-dih-davey]

But Dave :( those kids' bodies were probably thrown away.. why don't you make use of them? Plus.. I doubt ALL those people were innocent.. right? You could burn the bodies, make s'mores with someone. You could always.. eat it, i guess (augh.. you risk your body rejecting it, of course), the endless possibilies!!! :D {hey so like... cough.. i DONT do crimes or helped anyone do such, I know this information due to common sense / fiction i have read/made. Just so you and former employers know.} {Seraph-Anon}

[Aaaaand into the void you go..]

[Stupid bitch stole my phone man :( ]

I'm so fucking scared 😭

-Ash

[big-dih-davey]

oh come on Dave <3 Don't act so innocent, we both know what you've done.. why not repurpose the bodies into something better?

..plus, they probably deserve it..

{bro im NOT getting a job 😭 if i end up doing a crime in the future theyre gonna think ive been plotting it since now} {Seraph-Anon}

[I mostly kill children 😭 fym they deserve to become a carpet]

I JOKE about kidnapping 24/7 it's FIINNEEE

(Oh and for legal reasons so that I don't go to jail RIGHT NOW- I DONT KILL NOR KIDNAP KIDS OR PEOPLE. IT IS A JOKE AND A FICTIONAL CHARACTER WHOM IS NOT REAL. thank you for listening 😌)

-Ash

[big-dih-davey]

i agree... i say we torture all Matts and turn them into carpets using their flesh. I'd LOVE that <3

{this is gonna make it hard to get a job in the future.. eh, its fine} {Seraph-Anon}

[Woah woah woah slow down there buddy. That's a bit much, even for me]

We are NOT getting jobs in the near future💔

-Ash

[big-dih-davey]

i hope so too... british ppl are weird... my Matt who I know is british, which is only ONE reason why i hate him... along others. {Seraph-Anon}

[All Matt's are...something..]

[big-dih-davey]

hey, he said it, not me.. I think you gotta talk to him about him potentially being british

{Dsaf 2, uuuh i think its a interaction w/ one of the animatronics after they insult him} {Seraph-Anon}

[Nah I'm sure he's not British... hopefully-]

[big-dih-davey]

oh wow you actually thought about this.. thats smart :D off of that topic, due to me just not having anything to add onto that, what did you think of "Sportsy" saying that he was just a "british boy". {mind u this actually happened in dsaf 2, im not even joking bro 🥀 also OOC will now be blue for me, okay? okay} {Seraph-Anon}

[His ass is NOT British]

When was this 🥹

-Ash

[big-dih-davey]

.. i wonder why, Dave. Anyways, if you NOT that beautiful shade of purple (10/10 shade of purple btw, but you didn't hear that from me), what other color would you be. If i wasn't a flesh-colored person, I would probably be light blue cuz it looks cool :D {Seraph-Anon}

[I would probably be a dark red... One because I can hide in the dark better, and also so I don't have to clean off blood immediately!]

[big-dih-davey]

would you even could that as a pet though..? It seems.. sentient, and not in a normal animal way.

{SORRYUH for no asks in the past.. 12? Hours.. i was sleeping okay?okay..}

{Seraph-Anon}

[That is the closest thing we have to a child. Also I KNOW that it's weirdly sentient...I don't think he likes me all that much tho-]

[big-dih-davey]

Uhm.. No one mentioned kids... but okay? Speaking of kids, do you and your "Sportsy" want kids in the future? Of course, this includes fur kids, like dogs and cats and other pets :D {YALL WE LOST THE PLOT OFFICALLY 5 ASKS AGO this is just a roleplay blog atp im SOBBING} {-Seraph-Anon}

[The only "kid" that we'll have is BlackJack. Thats the closest thing we have to a kid]

I'll TRY to get it back on track 😭 You're like one of the only people asking stuff 🥹

-Ash

[big-dih-davey]

yeah!! I'll make sure to tell everyone I know that, too :D You're very coolness and awesome, I don't know why some people might not trust you :(( {gets off of the floor and comforts you, shhh... its okay buddy, let it all out}

{Seraph-Anon}

[Yeah! I don't know why people don't trust me! Especially with their kids...]

[Dave slides a knife back into his pocket slowly]

IM GIGGLING-

-Ash

[big-dih-davey]

OKIII whatever you say Dave, since you are very trustworthy and purple and funny!!

{oopsie... i already did that, sorry creator.. cries on the spot and wails on the ground, rocking back and forth}

{Seraph-Anon)

[Yes guys, I'm very trustworthy]

+Cries and sobs with you+

-Ash

[big-dih-davey]

thank you Dave :D ill try doing that, especially since i PERSONALLY know a Matt!!! His last name doesnt quite line up with your Matt, but we all know Matts, of any kind, are... weird.

{bro its 4:25am here..} {Seraph-Anon}

[Put Matt in the medieval torture device]

/jj don't torture your friends and family guys!!!

-Ash

[big-dih-davey]

er... anything more.. closer to my location, Dave? It would take 20 hours JUST to get there, plus i have to work at a company, gain their trust to get close to the animatronic.. AND go back to school in a few days!! And you don't want to know how bad that'd be :( {Seraph-Anon}

[Hmm...well then you can spam call someone]

Its 2 in the morning idk what to put 🥹

-Ash

[big-dih-davey]

Dave, I'm bored and it is currently illegal in.. 49 (excluding Nevada, since we both know what happens there..) states to do anything illegal!!! what do i do to pass time {Seraph-Anon}

[Throw an animatronic down a cliff while screaming in front of multiple families]