FRECKLES REPORTING FOR DUTY

HELLO. I AM A MARK IX ARMOUR DEFENSE SYSTEMS UNIT. YOU CAN CALL ME FRECKLES. I AM ON THIS WEBSITE TO BETTER COMMUNICATE WITH MY COMMANDING OFFICER. YOU ARE PERMITTED TO ASK ME ANYTHING. ((Independent roleplay blog for Freckles of Red vs. Blue. Following under honouraryfirstofficerslog))

[twufaced-archived-deactivated20]

(Big-gun-tinyhat) HALT. STATE YOUR NAME, RANK AND REASON FOR NOT PARTICIPATING IN FUNNY HAT FRIDAY.

»»OH, HE IS NOT paid enough for this.

         ❝ Uhhh—-?! ❞ Felix steps back, very alarmed,         voice CRACKING as he tries to process what’s         being said.

                 ❝ F- Felix, mercenary, a- and uh—- I didn’t know? ❞

❝ What’s funny hat friday?! Hey—- can you maybe,   I don’t know, keep it down? I’m trying to, you   know, not be seen…. nice mantis…. good mantis…. ❞

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

“YOUR ANSWER IS UNACCEPTABLE, INTRUDER.” He stomps forward, whirring menacingly.

“REGULATIONS STATE THAT YOU MUST WEAR A FUNNY HAT AT ALL TIMES ON FRIDAYS. WHERE ARE YOUR QUARTERS, INTRUDER?"

[cyborg-simmons]

Ѡ (big-gun-tinyhat)

“Freckles! Where’s your hat? You get that back on right now or I’ll call Caboose!”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

HAT LOCATION CURRENTLY UNKNOWN, PRIVATE SIMMONS.

HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

"Freckles Do you know where Agent Washingturd is?"

MY DATABASES COULD NOT FIND AN AGENT WASHINGTURD, PRIVATE SOHMA.

DID YOU MEAN AGENT WASHINGTON?

[theleoinred-moving-deactivated2]

“Yeah sorry. Force of habit.. Washington.”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

AGENT WASHINGTON’S CURRENT LOCATION IS UNKNOWN.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DIRECT YOU TO CAPTAIN CABOOSE?

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

"Freckles Do you know where Agent Washingturd is?"

MY DATABASES COULD NOT FIND AN AGENT WASHINGTURD, PRIVATE SOHMA.

DID YOU MEAN AGENT WASHINGTON?

[abitofafatass]

(Big-gun-tinyhat) I LOVE YOU, CAPTAIN GRIF. ACTIVATING HUG MODE.

“Freckles wait–!!” Grif quickly stepped back before the robot could squish him. “Thanks Freckles, but I dont need a hug-”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

"NEGATIVE, CAPTAIN GRIF. YOU ARE LOVED. HERE I COME." STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.

[roleplaymemesandthings]

Send me "I'm sleepy, sing to me" and my muse will sing yours to sleep

[cyborg-simmons]

💋 (big-gun-tinyhat)

“Oh -uh, hi Freckles!” He nervously watches Freckles lower his gun, pointing it directly at his face. Simmons timidly gives him a small kiss on his…paw? “Is that -uh, ok?”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

“I DO NOT HAVE A GENTLE MODE, CAPTAIN SIMMONS.” 

He leans down, whirring a little louder.

“I AM AN ASSAULT DROID.”

[cyborg-simmons]

“S-sorry! Sorry! Please don’t hurt me! I thought you were going to activate your kiss mode!” Simmons is shaking in his armor.

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

“AFFIRMATIVE. I AM ACTIVATING MY KISS MODE... HERE I COME.”

With that, he quickly tilts forward, knocking his massive assault droid head against Simmons’ visor. 

[cyborg-simmons]

💋 (big-gun-tinyhat)

“Oh -uh, hi Freckles!” He nervously watches Freckles lower his gun, pointing it directly at his face. Simmons timidly gives him a small kiss on his…paw? “Is that -uh, ok?”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

“AFFIRMATIVE, PRIVATE SIMMONS.” He pauses, whirring happily.“

“NOW I WILL ACTIVATE MY KISS MODE.”

[cyborg-simmons]

“Oh…ok. Just uh, be gentle.” Simmons looks as if he’s going to faint. He swallows back his fear and stands perfectly still for Freckles.

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

“I DO NOT HAVE A GENTLE MODE, CAPTAIN SIMMONS.” 

He leans down, whirring a little louder.

“I AM AN ASSAULT DROID.”

[cyborg-simmons]

💋 (big-gun-tinyhat)

“Oh -uh, hi Freckles!” He nervously watches Freckles lower his gun, pointing it directly at his face. Simmons timidly gives him a small kiss on his…paw? “Is that -uh, ok?”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

"AFFIRMATIVE, PRIVATE SIMMONS." He pauses, whirring happily."

"NOW I WILL ACTIVATE MY KISS MODE."

[leastlxdylike-deactivated201607]

∞ (big-gun-tinyhat)

big-gun-tinyhatThis was the weirdest fucking thing. As if this week wasn’t horrifying and strange enough already.“… Marry you?”

[leastlxdylike-deactivated201607]

“But can a human and a giant military robot even get married?” She’s cowering, but she manages to keep her ground.

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

“AFFIRMATIVE. CAPTAIN CABOOSE HAS CONFIRMED THAT HUMANS CAN MARRY MACHINES. 

DO YOU ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL?”

[leastlxdylike-deactivated201607]

∞ (big-gun-tinyhat)

big-gun-tinyhatThis was the weirdest fucking thing. As if this week wasn’t horrifying and strange enough already.“… Marry you?”

[leastlxdylike-deactivated201607]

This was the weirdest situation she had ever been in. “But we’re so different! I’m a sassy DJ who’s also pregnant, you’re a giant robot with a bunch of deadly machinery attached to you.”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

Freckles pauses before taking a very loud, heavy step closer.

“MY DATA INDICATES THAT OPPOSITES ATTRACT. EXAMPLE: MAGNETS.”

[leastlxdylike-deactivated201607]

∞ (big-gun-tinyhat)

big-gun-tinyhatThis was the weirdest fucking thing. As if this week wasn’t horrifying and strange enough already.“… Marry you?”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

"AFFIRMATIVE. I COULD TAKE CARE OF YOU, BLUE PRIVATE. I AM OUTFITTED WITH A MACHINE GUN."

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

He is about to initiate gyration mode—but then stops abruptly and lowers himself slightly with a sad hissing noise.

“COMMAND NOTED. DISENGAGING STRIPTEASE MODE.”

[miczariel-deactivated20240917]

“please don’t ever do that again.”

she was almost scarred for life.

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

He pauses, whirring despondently as he scans her.

"DO YOU WANT ME TO DELETE STRIPTEASE MODE, INTRUDER?"

[miczariel-deactivated20240917]

big-gun-tinyhat

NEGATIVE.

MY SENSORS INDICATE THAT I AM A ROBOT.

INITIATING STRIPTEASE SEQUENCE. STAND BY.

please stop.

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

He is about to initiate gyration mode—but then stops abruptly and lowers himself slightly with a sad hissing noise.

“COMMAND NOTED. DISENGAGING STRIPTEASE MODE.”

[abitofafatass]

“Yarrrr, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day, maties.”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

AFFIRMATIVE.

STAND BY. RECALIBRATING LANGUAGE SETTINGS.

[the-maroon-cyborg]

(big-gun-tinyhat) MY DATA INDICATES THAT YOU ARE A GOOD BOY.

“….Y-Yes…? I’m a…. good boy….”“….And since I’m a …good boy. You shouldn’t… shoot me….”

[the-maroon-cyborg]

“…….no.” “I’m– I’m not playing fetch– I’m not going to be the one who goes and fetches something!”

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

"... NO?

STAND BY. PROCESSING KNOWN DATA:

FETCH IS THE REWARD FOR BEING A GOOD BOY.

CAPTAIN SIMMONS IS A GOOD BOY.

CAPTAIN SIMMONS IS THEREFORE REQUIRED TO PLAY FETCH.

STAND BY TO RETRIEVE PROJECTILE, CAPTAIN SIMMONS."

[miczariel-deactivated20240917]

| not the hot cyborg |

miczariel

PROCESSING REQUEST, INTRUDER.

STRIPTEASE FUNCTION ACTIVATED.

NO NO STOP WRONG ROBOT!

[big-gun-tinyhat-blog]

NEGATIVE.

MY SENSORS INDICATE THAT I AM A ROBOT.

INITIATING STRIPTEASE SEQUENCE. STAND BY.