Ask Howard Weinerman - Brucest Guy Ever

A goofy RC9GN ask blog Blog ran by Howard Weinerman

[big-h-weinerman]

BLOG & CHARACTER INTRODUCTION

Hey, you wonk weirdos who use this site.

I'm not feeling like giving a huge introduction, so I'll just give you a simple one instead.

Name

💥 Howard Weinerman

Age

💥 14-15

Stuff I'll Answer To

💥 In character/OOC answers (keep it to in character if you can though, k?), questions relvolving around canon events and headcanons

Stuff I will NOT reply to

💥 Genuine hate/Discrimination, NSFW related asks

Extra Info

Series: Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Blog takes place prior to the finale of season 2

Answers from Howard will have #🐙 and OOC answers will have #💥

Oh yeah, and if you happen to be another 9th grader at Norrisville high named Doug, then DNI.

DNI, DOUG. D. N. I. UNDERSTAND ME?

[big-h-weinerman]

Sitting in my room waiting for Cunningham to come over. He was the one who had the idea of skipping school, and he's not even here!

@your-average-norrisville-student, what the juice are you doing??

[your-average-norrisville-student]

I’m coming, just a wait second jeez!

Iiiii kind of overslept and there was a very minor issue on the way over, but trust me that’s already been taken care of! We’re going to have the Brucest day ever!

[big-h-weinerman]

I'm sure it'll be just great. Nothing could go wrong at a skate park or when we're having fun.

I still think something's gonna wonk our cheese. Wether it's your job, you messing up your ankle, or some other shoobs at the park, I bet something's gonna go wrong.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Oh, that's not fair, Howard! And I am not going to mess up my ankle!

Stop being such a shoob and even if something does happen, you'll be right there with me! I'm not going off by myself this time. Come on, you're my best bro!

[big-h-weinerman]

Sure, whatever. Just hurry up before Mort gets a call from the school. I don't wanna be home when that happens.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

I'll be there in a few!

Taking a shortcut to make things faster, but I'm going. I'm bringing snacks with me anyway, got some of your favorites!

[big-h-weinerman]

You know I can never say no to snacks! Let's just hope that shoob Doug doesn't see these. He would tell P. Slimz immediately and absolutely wonk our cheese.

[big-h-weinerman]

Sitting in my room waiting for Cunningham to come over. He was the one who had the idea of skipping school, and he's not even here!

@your-average-norrisville-student, what the juice are you doing??

[your-average-norrisville-student]

I’m coming, just a wait second jeez!

Iiiii kind of overslept and there was a very minor issue on the way over, but trust me that’s already been taken care of! We’re going to have the Brucest day ever!

[big-h-weinerman]

I'm sure it'll be just great. Nothing could go wrong at a skate park or when we're having fun.

I still think something's gonna wonk our cheese. Wether it's your job, you messing up your ankle, or some other shoobs at the park, I bet something's gonna go wrong.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Oh, that's not fair, Howard! And I am not going to mess up my ankle!

Stop being such a shoob and even if something does happen, you'll be right there with me! I'm not going off by myself this time. Come on, you're my best bro!

[big-h-weinerman]

Sure, whatever. Just hurry up before Mort gets a call from the school. I don't wanna be home when that happens.

[big-h-weinerman]

Sitting in my room waiting for Cunningham to come over. He was the one who had the idea of skipping school, and he's not even here!

@your-average-norrisville-student, what the juice are you doing??

[your-average-norrisville-student]

I’m coming, just a wait second jeez!

Iiiii kind of overslept and there was a very minor issue on the way over, but trust me that’s already been taken care of! We’re going to have the Brucest day ever!

[big-h-weinerman]

I'm sure it'll be just great. Nothing could go wrong at a skate park or when we're having fun.

I still think something's gonna wonk our cheese. Wether it's your job, you messing up your ankle, or some other shoobs at the park, I bet something's gonna go wrong.

[big-h-weinerman]

Sitting in my room waiting for Cunningham to come over. He was the one who had the idea of skipping school, and he's not even here!

@your-average-norrisville-student, what the juice are you doing??

[your-average-norrisville-student]

I’m actually going to need a second-

My body hates me. Just got hit with a boat load of cramps, and I am in absolute misery, so. Yay for me.

[big-h-weinerman]

ohh god thats horrible, i hope you got something to soothe the pain

take as long as you need, bud. and tell your body i say "fuck you"

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Sooo, I might’ve impulsively decided to skip school tomorrow!

And I’m bored- like what the juice?! Oi, @double-dip-weinerman you should totally join me on this mission! You up for it?

[big-h-weinerman]

Of course I'm up for it! Who do you take me for, Doug??

School is wonk and not being there is the best thing you could do during school hours. Tomorrow's gonna be so bruce.. assuming that nothing comes up and wonks our cheese.

But that won't happen. Right, Cunningham?

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Right!

I swear it won’t be like last time, Howard, promise! Hah- that’s what I’m aiming for; besides~ who said I actually have to answer the call?

What should we do? Game Hole? Or— oooooh! Maybe we should do something different, like there’s skateboard park I heard of. How’s that sound?

[big-h-weinerman]

A skateboard park? Do you even own a skateboard? How many different kinds of parks are there anyways?

I feel like we should just stick to the Game Hole. Besides, can't get nachos at a skateboard park. I've also seen a lot of jerkwads at skateboard parks in movies.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

You are such a shoob!

And yes, I do in fact own a skateboard! Got a schweet deal at a store sooo, but fine fine- we can go to the Game Hole! If you want to get beat that badly!

[big-h-weinerman]

..Fiine, we can go to the park. Something I don't wanna hear tomorrow is you bragging like a shoob because you can button mash better than me.

Just don't bust up your ankle. You can't really skate or do your job with a wonked ankle.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Oh puh-lease! I’m not that accident prone; look I’ll even teach you the Brucest moves!

Everything’s going to be fine!

[big-h-weinerman]

Cunningham, it's not that you're accident prone, you're just a shoob. I have many examples of it.

But sure. I totally believe you. I'll see you tomorrow then?

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Oh yeah? Prove it then!

Yeah, yeah. I’ll see you tomorrow and we’re going to have a great time! I’ll make sure of that!

[big-h-weinerman]

I don't think you want me to prove it, man. It would probably wonk up your image a little. People see this, it's not like we're talking in person.

And I'd be surprised if you did.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Sooo, I might’ve impulsively decided to skip school tomorrow!

And I’m bored- like what the juice?! Oi, @double-dip-weinerman you should totally join me on this mission! You up for it?

[big-h-weinerman]

Of course I'm up for it! Who do you take me for, Doug??

School is wonk and not being there is the best thing you could do during school hours. Tomorrow's gonna be so bruce.. assuming that nothing comes up and wonks our cheese.

But that won't happen. Right, Cunningham?

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Right!

I swear it won’t be like last time, Howard, promise! Hah- that’s what I’m aiming for; besides~ who said I actually have to answer the call?

What should we do? Game Hole? Or— oooooh! Maybe we should do something different, like there’s skateboard park I heard of. How’s that sound?

[big-h-weinerman]

A skateboard park? Do you even own a skateboard? How many different kinds of parks are there anyways?

I feel like we should just stick to the Game Hole. Besides, can't get nachos at a skateboard park. I've also seen a lot of jerkwads at skateboard parks in movies.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

You are such a shoob!

And yes, I do in fact own a skateboard! Got a schweet deal at a store sooo, but fine fine- we can go to the Game Hole! If you want to get beat that badly!

[big-h-weinerman]

..Fiine, we can go to the park. Something I don't wanna hear tomorrow is you bragging like a shoob because you can button mash better than me.

Just don't bust up your ankle. You can't really skate or do your job with a wonked ankle.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Oh puh-lease! I’m not that accident prone; look I’ll even teach you the Brucest moves!

Everything’s going to be fine!

[big-h-weinerman]

Cunningham, it's not that you're accident prone, you're just a shoob. I have many examples of it.

But sure. I totally believe you. I'll see you tomorrow then?

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Sooo, I might’ve impulsively decided to skip school tomorrow!

And I’m bored- like what the juice?! Oi, @double-dip-weinerman you should totally join me on this mission! You up for it?

[big-h-weinerman]

Of course I'm up for it! Who do you take me for, Doug??

School is wonk and not being there is the best thing you could do during school hours. Tomorrow's gonna be so bruce.. assuming that nothing comes up and wonks our cheese.

But that won't happen. Right, Cunningham?

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Right!

I swear it won’t be like last time, Howard, promise! Hah- that’s what I’m aiming for; besides~ who said I actually have to answer the call?

What should we do? Game Hole? Or— oooooh! Maybe we should do something different, like there’s skateboard park I heard of. How’s that sound?

[big-h-weinerman]

A skateboard park? Do you even own a skateboard? How many different kinds of parks are there anyways?

I feel like we should just stick to the Game Hole. Besides, can't get nachos at a skateboard park. I've also seen a lot of jerkwads at skateboard parks in movies.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

You are such a shoob!

And yes, I do in fact own a skateboard! Got a schweet deal at a store sooo, but fine fine- we can go to the Game Hole! If you want to get beat that badly!

[big-h-weinerman]

..Fiine, we can go to the park. Something I don't wanna hear tomorrow is you bragging like a shoob because you can button mash better than me.

Just don't bust up your ankle. You can't really skate or do your job with a wonked ankle.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Sooo, I might’ve impulsively decided to skip school tomorrow!

And I’m bored- like what the juice?! Oi, @double-dip-weinerman you should totally join me on this mission! You up for it?

[big-h-weinerman]

Of course I'm up for it! Who do you take me for, Doug??

School is wonk and not being there is the best thing you could do during school hours. Tomorrow's gonna be so bruce.. assuming that nothing comes up and wonks our cheese.

But that won't happen. Right, Cunningham?

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Right!

I swear it won’t be like last time, Howard, promise! Hah- that’s what I’m aiming for; besides~ who said I actually have to answer the call?

What should we do? Game Hole? Or— oooooh! Maybe we should do something different, like there’s skateboard park I heard of. How’s that sound?

[big-h-weinerman]

A skateboard park? Do you even own a skateboard? How many different kinds of parks are there anyways?

I feel like we should just stick to the Game Hole. Besides, can't get nachos at a skateboard park. I've also seen a lot of jerkwads at skateboard parks in movies.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Sooo, I might’ve impulsively decided to skip school tomorrow!

And I’m bored- like what the juice?! Oi, @double-dip-weinerman you should totally join me on this mission! You up for it?

[big-h-weinerman]

Of course I'm up for it! Who do you take me for, Doug??

School is wonk and not being there is the best thing you could do during school hours. Tomorrow's gonna be so bruce.. assuming that nothing comes up and wonks our cheese.

But that won't happen. Right, Cunningham?

[your-average-norrisville-student]

HEU HOWARD! OH THIS IS SCHWEEET!

The ah, teacher is saying I should rest. Now we get some time to ourselves!

[big-h-weinerman]

Wait, seriously?? Are you positive that you read it right??

Oh, whatever! I'll be right up, just gotta grab a few more snacks.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

It’s fiiinnneee.

Can’t walk without stumbling anyway! But no, it’s cool it’s cool. Man, I could go for a movie, right now? Want to watch something?

[big-h-weinerman]

Yeah, that sounds good. You can pick the movie if you can even think straight.

I'll grab you a few snacks while I'm down here.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

HEU HOWARD! OH THIS IS SCHWEEET!

The ah, teacher is saying I should rest. Now we get some time to ourselves!

[big-h-weinerman]

Wait, seriously?? Are you positive that you read it right??

Oh, whatever! I'll be right up, just gotta grab a few more snacks.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

ughhhh.

Uh, hey, everyone. Owww, what the juice- my head hurts. For normal reasons! I had to do a dare and hit my head-? Obviously!

Also, my good buddy Howard- my great biffer, pal of mine, @double-dip-weinerman I’ll do your chores for 2 weeks-? Because of the thing I had to go do!

[big-h-weinerman]

Cunningham, you were unconscious when I got to you. You probably shouldn't do that.. thing again until your head isn't all wonked up.

And forget about the chores. You're not gonna do them.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

I’m fiiinnneee. I’ll prove it to you!

Aw come on! Don’t be mad anymore? I’ll do anything.

[big-h-weinerman]

How about you don't go out to your 'job' until your head is better, so I won't have to go find an unconscious Cunningham and drag you home AGAIN.

You might've been a total jerkwad yesterday, but what's the point of arguing if you're just gonna go and get yourself some head trauma??

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Okay, ALRIGHT it wasn’t my best move out there today! Did you see the size of that thing?! Someone really outdid themselves this time, not that I would know anything about that!

… fine. I won’t go do my job until I start feeling better. Just gotta talk to you know, it first!

[big-h-weinerman]

Yeah, yeah.. I know. I still hate that thing. It's prolly gonna tell you to go.

Also, I'm still at your house. I just went down to grab something to eat. I'll probably be back in your room once I find something that actually looks good.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

ughhhh.

Uh, hey, everyone. Owww, what the juice- my head hurts. For normal reasons! I had to do a dare and hit my head-? Obviously!

Also, my good buddy Howard- my great biffer, pal of mine, @double-dip-weinerman I’ll do your chores for 2 weeks-? Because of the thing I had to go do!

[big-h-weinerman]

Cunningham, you were unconscious when I got to you. You probably shouldn't do that.. thing again until your head isn't all wonked up.

And forget about the chores. You're not gonna do them.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

I’m fiiinnneee. I’ll prove it to you!

Aw come on! Don’t be mad anymore? I’ll do anything.

[big-h-weinerman]

How about you don't go out to your 'job' until your head is better, so I won't have to go find an unconscious Cunningham and drag you home AGAIN.

You might've been a total jerkwad yesterday, but what's the point of arguing if you're just gonna go and get yourself some head trauma??

[your-average-norrisville-student]

ughhhh.

Uh, hey, everyone. Owww, what the juice- my head hurts. For normal reasons! I had to do a dare and hit my head-? Obviously!

Also, my good buddy Howard- my great biffer, pal of mine, @double-dip-weinerman I’ll do your chores for 2 weeks-? Because of the thing I had to go do!

[big-h-weinerman]

Cunningham, you were unconscious when I got to you. You probably shouldn't do that.. thing again until your head isn't all wonked up.

And forget about the chores. You're not gonna do them.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Sooo, i can’t really explain but something came up and I had to leave the Game Hole-?

It’s really important but that’s all I can say right now gotta go bye!

[big-h-weinerman]

ARE YOU HONKIN' KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, CUNNINGHAM?? You didn't even TELL ME YOU WERE LEAVING!

I told you this was gonna happen! How is it that I can predict when you'll be needed BETTER than you can?!

[your-average-norrisville-student]

KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!

Ughhh, this one’s really trying to wonk my cheese but no it’s cool-

BAGEWV whtbr the juice?!

It’s fiiinnneee. I got this in the bag, Howard!

[big-h-weinerman]

It isn't "fine", Cunningham. YOU DITCHED ME. You knowingly left me here ALONE at the honkin' Game Hole, without even TELLING ME! You just completely vanished!

Some kind of biffer you are! And you're one to talk about something "wonking your cheese", when you let your shoobtastic job wonk OUR cheese on an hourly basis! The only one that's fine is you! I don't quite appreciate being abandoned as much as most people!

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Howard, buddy- can we do this at literally ANY OTHET TIME?

Ohhhh yeah, gonna have to-

—

Abshwyw

I knw you fon’t like being ab’dnd sorry-

[big-h-weinerman]

Couldn't you have planned a trip to the Game Hole any other time?! One where it was less likely for you to abandon me??

And why're you typing like that? What's goin on over there, Cunningham?!

[your-average-norrisville-student]

UHHHH, Nope every’tbjng’s fine

(might’ve hit my head-?)

I’ll ma’k it up to you I swear

[big-h-weinerman]

..I'm coming over there. I'm still upset, but it's pointless to be if you're gonna wonk yourself up. I can keep being mad at you later. I'll be there soon, you shoob.

[your-average-norrisville-student]

Ughhh finMs

Gotta… finish- the ‘chore’!

…

[big-h-weinerman]

How about you stay BACK for a bit instead?! You better not get your butt kicked!

Forget about the 'chore' for now, and go protect yourself!

[your-average-norrisville-student]

yghhh

Why’s everytbung spinn’inf

[big-h-weinerman]

..Cunningham, I'm almost over! Put down your honkin' phone and you better be protecting yourself right now! Forget the chore!

[your-average-norrisville-student]

—

…

[big-h-weinerman]

.....Cunningham? What the juice-- That shoob better not be dead-