the founding father is not amused.

"you could just die laughing, right?" taking a break from my mental health to focus on the long walk i freaking love abraham

[bethoftheblvd]

Rereading The Long Walk and just got to the part where my favorite character dies horrifically and it’s like the first time. I can’t stop sobbing

[perikiro]

I finally finished this I've had sitting around as a WIP since forever ago (T▽T)

[dulcechatinha-deactivated202509]

Paragraph from "Life, Sped up" by Binarystarkillers on ao3 narrativa by me --- Only Jan edit, I believe

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leaked script from the long walk (2025)

ray garraty: my name is ray garraty. i'm doing the walk to avenge my father. nobody wants this prize more than me

mcvries: cor blimey innit. bloody hell

baker: please don't swear. it's against my religion. i love God and the moon

olson: (lines missing, scattered among other characters)

harkness: i like to write-- OH MY GOD, MY FOOT?? MY FOOT BROKE OFF!!? THIS DIDNT HAPPEN IN THE BOOK I DON'T THINK? MY WHOLE FOOT SNAPPED OFF MY LEG GUYS. I DIDNT THINK MY FEET WOULD JUST SNAP OFF LIKE BARBIE PLASTIC

stebbins: i am very buff and strong. powerful. i work out every day. my pregnant wife, janscilla, is waiting for me at home. oh no. i am dying from scramm disease,

abraham: h--[deleted]

barkovitch: stay losing assholes. i am perfectly intact and also got a fashion glow up and a morbid hobby.

mark hamill as the major for some reason: i am the most important character in this story

[big-heavy-oxfords]

im gonna watch the movie purely so i can make book-canon edits

[mx-paradox]

[girlboss-emporium]

the long walk dudes as my favorite posts part 3

[big-heavy-oxfords]

my oxfords just came in the mail so now i literally am abraham and no one can tell me otherwise

also how tf did he walk in those for so long i went out to the store wearing them and i have blisters

[itsatigersharkidiot]

unwind if it took place rn

[big-heavy-oxfords]

DYING rn bc ur so damn right

[stebbinsgreyhoundfursuit]

My cousin finished reading the long walk copy i let her borrow, so here are her thoughts(she's read a lot of stephen king before this)

NOW FREINDLY REMINDER I DID NOT TALK TO HER AT ALL ABOUT THE BOOK AS SHE READ THE BOOK THE ONLY THINGS I REALLY TOLD HER WAS :

Arts my fav,pay attention to the char haters reason for being there ,ending Is decisive (plus my annotations but those all 90%doodles and memes)

-She liked garraty as a protagonist she found him compelling and a good vehicle to read the story through every one, and whike she found herself annoyed at him and wanting to get in the others' heads

-She didn't really mcrives and his backstory confused her at first , but It made her really uncomfortable, (I pointed out some line and what I thought of them.and she was "like yeah I thought that too but I wasn't sure)and she didt really know how to feel about mcrives after either , but after another look through her, she descivley doesn't like him , though she didn't care for him much in general from the beginning.

-stebbins weirded her out she was surprised at the plotwist but then she was like dude I shoudve known there was more he was crazy sus ,she actully doesn't like stebbins cause he kept being rude and saying garraty wanted to ef his mom.....so fair and the sandwhiches and fit funny.

-her second fav was baker(VERY GOOD CHOICE) she thought he was nice and liked how he kept evreyone together and tried his best to be a good person besides the circumstances and he also made her really sad to here about all his ideations defenitly thinks he deserved the most out of anyone.

-her fav relationship was ART AND RAY(i promise you I didn't even mention them) she liked how unique it was compared to other reltionships and how soft and kind they were with eachother and how they never fought unlike the others and conteriveral opion :she thought that if they met outside of the walk they would be closer freinds than pete and ray And it's really sad that both of them brought each other the comfort and kindness the other was looking for and needed at the worst possible place and that "another time another place " was the perfect way to describe them

-AND HER NUMBER 1 DID NOT CHANGE HER ABSOULTE FAV WAS ABRAHAM LIKE SHES JUST OBSSED WITH HIM WAS A TSHCOOL READING HIS DEATH AUDIBLY GASPED AT HIS DEATH HAD TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN ACTULLY CRIED LIKE ITS NO COMPETION ABRAHAM IS HER FAVORITE NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE THAT YOULL HAVE TO RIP HIM OUT OF HER COLD HANDS

-overall she really liked the story,and couldn't put it down the ending was a bit unsatisfying but she understands why it had to be that way and that it made sense that he's never leaving the walk

[stebbinsgreyhoundfursuit]

Hello, I LOVE your videos and everything really (you fed the Harkness fans (me) tysm) so, I saw your Baker and Stebbins dolls, and I love em! And I saw that in the hashtags that you wanted to make garraty or Abraham, can you make garraty please? I would LOVE IT (it would make my raybins ahh happy but, it can also make ur sunray ahh be happy) Thank you :)

MoonStar

Hiiiiiiiiiiii

I'm actully currently in the possession of TWO Garratys one unfinished(cause I'm lazy) one for me and one I actully put effort in for my wonderful sunray co-captain @bbrojenreed

Here's the goobers aren't the goobery

(*^^*)

[itsatigersharkidiot]

new crackship

lev calder from unwind and ponyboy curtis from the outsiders

ts is canon, change my mind

[roachcounty]

Just a couple dudes scraping their shoes on the stars and whatnot... (if this doesn't post properly(as a transparent image.) (background look BAD when it's not transparent.)i will EXPLODE!!!!!!!)

[big-heavy-oxfords]

stop fucking with us lionsgate. tell us whos playing abraham and scramm right now.

[stebbinsgreyhoundfursuit]

Autism so bad I had to make make my OTHER goober part 2: the sequel 😞✊️⁉️

[big-heavy-oxfords]

the sillys ever

[stebbinsgreyhoundfursuit]

Autism so bad I physically could not stand😓 to NOT MAKE THIS GOOBER(yes, I made a matching coffin ,yes I AM evil we've established this🙄)