Arsenal

My daughter is Roy-alty

[worlds-okayest-archer]

intro

What’s up, tumblr, I was told by a few friends (mainly red hood) that if they were forced to have tumblr accounts, so was I, so I’ve joined the “hellhole”, it can’t be that bad, as long as ollie green arrow, isn’t here.

Anyways, a lil about myself, I’m arsenal, vigilante, father, and former sidekick partner of green arrow, and that’s all you get to know for now

Ooc: 4th account of @orangestcone, I’m starting to think I have a problem, but my main rules are, just don’t be rude, I’m fine with most ships if I think they make sense for the characters, and feel free to start random RPs with me or send random asks

[redhoodisalive]

gotta love getting on batman’s good side just to do something wrong and get kicked out again.

[star-city-stray]

you should kill him :)

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Lian no… well, maybe… no, Ollie would get mad if I encouraged this

[redhoodisalive]

i’m killing bruce.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

nooooo… don’t do that…

well I tried, good luck

[redhoodisalive]

gotta love getting on batman’s good side just to do something wrong and get kicked out again.

[star-city-stray]

you should kill him :)

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Lian no… well, maybe… no, Ollie would get mad if I encouraged this

[worlds-okayest-archer]

What is your honest opinion of Red Hood’s scars?

I mean, I’ve got a decent amount of my own, but he’s got way more than me, and I find them hot, obviously not glad he had to get hurt to get them but their still hot

[gcus-biggest-lax-star]

@redhoodisalive i'm starting to sense a pattern developing....

[redhoodisalive]

i’m not. thanks, arsenal. yours are cool too.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

no problem, hood, and thanks

[worlds-okayest-archer]

What is your honest opinion of Red Hood’s scars?

I mean, I’ve got a decent amount of my own, but he’s got way more than me, and I find them hot, obviously not glad he had to get hurt to get them but their still hot

[greenlitebrite]

MILLIONAIRE GREEN ARROW DENIES POOR STARVING GREEN LANTERNS FOOD BECAUSE HES EVIL AND MEAN!!!

@big-green-commie @just-a-big-hammer

// from @jl-watchtower

[worlds-okayest-archer]

sounds like something he’d do, but unlike my dad, I feed the poor green lanterns, you want a plate of burnt… I genuinely don’t know what this was before I burnt it

[greenlitebrite]

i...hm.

do you have doritos?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

yea, probably the safer option, one bag of Doritos coming up

[allthegothihopgirls]

thinking about the roy harper and killer croc incident..

[fourcorpsmen]

I'm here. Dinah's here. We're here for each other. Always.

[star-city-stray]

can someone pick me up from my mom's? I don't wanna be here anymore.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh okay*steals Batmobile*

[star-city-stray]

are you even allowed to drive that thing?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

definitely not but won’t stop me-

[star-city-stray]

ah. well thanks for getting me, I guess.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

your welcome- hey what does a yellow light mean-

[star-city-stray]

uh how tf am I supposed to know? maybe just go faster

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

GO FASTER- okay fine if we crash I’m blaming you-

[star-city-stray]

we won't crash. probably. maybe.

dad will visit our graves if we do.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I don’t think I’m getting a grave but he’ll visit yours definitely-

[star-city-stray]

wtf wouldn't you get a grave? like ik your a murder but you aren't that bad????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh yeah tell that to Bruce- that scar on my neck that you see sometimes is thank to Gotham’s resident furry so I doubt I’m getting a grave-

[star-city-stray]

see this is why I hate him. but dad would def bury you. if not ill come back to life again and beat his ass for you

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

don’t hate Bruce- listen what I think about him is complicated definitely but he’s normally fine it’s just when its me it’s- well complicated is the only way I can describe it-

[star-city-stray]

what im hearing is to hate him even more. listen you can have all your complex feelings and ill hate him enough for the both of us

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

dang it Lian- don’t- just he’s nice to dick and Tim and Damian okay so he’s not all bad it’s just me that he- is angry with-

[star-city-stray]

yeah but I don't know or care about uncle dick that much anymore since I died or Tim or Damian, I know you and I care about you so therefore it literally does not matter that he's nice to them. I still hate him

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…dang it- Roy’s gonna kill me I’ve gotten his kid to hate Bruce-

[star-city-stray]

dad hates bruce too.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY- don’t hate Bruce that’s all i ask but nooo now im gonna be estranged with my family again- guess Bruce was right I do fail at everything-

[star-city-stray]

arggghhhh. you're so annoying. I both wanna punch you and hug you.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

yeah being annoying is my specialty-

[star-city-stray]

not helping, jay. SHIT- DONT HIT THAT CARRRRR

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I know- HEY BITCH YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO US*hits car* OH SHIT*drives faster*

[star-city-stray]

JASON!!!! FUCK FUCK DRIVEEEEE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM DRIVING-

[star-city-stray]

GO FASSSTEEEERRRR WHAT IF THEY GET MAD AT US FOR HITTING THEMMMMMM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ILL SHOOT THEM THEN-

[star-city-stray]

AHH. WHY DID I LET YOU DRIVE????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM AN ADULT THATS WHY-

[star-city-stray]

YOU CANT EVEN LEGALLY DRINK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

AND YOU CANT REACH THE SHELF YOU REALLY WANNA GO THERE-

[star-city-stray]

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP AT LEAST I SAW THE CAR BEFORE YOU HIT IT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO AND I DID IT INTENTIONALLY- HA I HIT IT AGAIN-

[star-city-stray]

WHY??????? ARGH! BE CAREFUL!!!

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

OH SHIT WAS THAT YOUR MOMS CAR?? IM GOING FASTER-

[star-city-stray]

WAS IT? I DIDNT KNOW SHE COULD DRIVE???? FUCK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY DIDNT YOU THINK SHE COULD DRIVE- NAHH SHE PULLED OUT THE MIDDLE FINGER IM GONNA HIT HER BUM CAR-

[star-city-stray]

I DONT KNOWWW. NO!! AGH- STOP JAY YOURE GONNA KILL USSSS

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ITLL BE FINE- OH SHIT SHE HAS A GUN IM GOING IM GOING- DID SHE JUST FUCKING SHOOT MY SHOULDER-

[star-city-stray]

OMG. IM DRIVING NOW MOVE TF OVER

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I CAN DO IT- @worlds-okayest-archer OPEN THE DOOR*crashes into the backyard*

[star-city-stray]

*Screaming noises* WHY TF DID I LET YOU DO THIS?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DRIVE BETWEEN US-

[star-city-stray]

BUT YOURE CRAZYYYYY I KNEW IT WAS A DUMB IDEA

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM NOT CRAZY-

[star-city-stray]

YES YOU FUCKING ARE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM NOT-

[star-city-stray]

YOU LITERALLY DONT JAVE A JOB AND ALL YOU DO IS FLIRT WITH MY DAD AND KILL PEOPLE YOUR CRAZY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM A CRIME LORD ITS A JOB AND I KILL BAD PEOPLE-

[star-city-stray]

ITS NOT A FUCKING LEGAL JOB SO IT DOESNT COUNT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IT ABSOLUTELY COUNTS LEGALLY IM DEAD DO I NOT EXIST USING YOUR DUMB LOGIC-

[star-city-stray]

WELL GUESS WHAT I WAS LEGALLY DEAD AND STILL GOT A LEGAL JOB GET FUCKING BETTER NERD

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NERD?? HAHA WHAT ARE YOU JOHNNY LAWRENCE-

[star-city-stray]

AT LEAST IM NOT A FUCKING DEADPOOL WANNABE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

HE STOLE FROM MY DEADPOOL IS A COPY OF ME-

[star-city-stray]

WELL HES COOLER SO CLEARLY YOU COPIED HIM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM COOLER-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES UH-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YUH UH-

[star-city-stray]

DIE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I already have-

[star-city-stray]

oh- DIE AGAIN

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

it hurts your words hurt me kid-

[star-city-stray]

good. that's how I felt when you HIT TWO CARS AND CRASHED THE BATMOBILE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM THE ONE WHOS BLEEDING YOUR FINE WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING-

[star-city-stray]

IT WAS SCARY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YOUR FINE-

[star-city-stray]

NO IM NOOOOOT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES YOU ARE-

[star-city-stray]

:(

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED HERE? *he’d open the door, seeing the chaos*

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh- hiii Roy how are you-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

DONT FUCKING HI ROY HOW ARE YOU ME, COME INSIDE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…why you so mean- and okay I just have to uh- do something real quick*hides arm*

[worlds-okayest-archer]

You crashed a car with my daughter inside of it into my backyard… and Jason… what are you hiding…

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

SHES FINE- and I’m not hiding anything-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

@star-city-stray are you ok? And what is Jason hiding

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YOU KNOW SHE EXAGGERATES ROY-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

and you don’t? You both exaggerate, now either tell me what your hiding or… uhhhhh, I’m gonna count to 3

[star-city-stray]

I was at moms and she was being mean so I asked for someone to pick me up and then jay stole the Batmobile to come get me and he didn't know how to drive so he hit a car and then kept going and then we hit another car and apparently mom was in the car and she had a gun and shot jay and then jay was bleeding and crashed into the backyard trying to get away from her and it was scary

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ok… ok ok, I understand, just get something to eat, I think there’s leftovers in the fridge and I’m gonna patch up Jay, and I’ll call your mother to explain everything, for all I know she thought Jay was kidnapping you

[star-city-stray]

okay... fine. sorry for all the trouble, dad.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Its ok, Li, this is probably karma for something I did anyways

[greenlitebrite]

MILLIONAIRE GREEN ARROW DENIES POOR STARVING GREEN LANTERNS FOOD BECAUSE HES EVIL AND MEAN!!!

@big-green-commie @just-a-big-hammer

// from @jl-watchtower

[worlds-okayest-archer]

sounds like something he’d do, but unlike my dad, I feed the poor green lanterns, you want a plate of burnt… I genuinely don’t know what this was before I burnt it

[sourkreem]

jason todd i will pounce on you

[star-city-stray]

can someone pick me up from my mom's? I don't wanna be here anymore.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh okay*steals Batmobile*

[star-city-stray]

are you even allowed to drive that thing?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

definitely not but won’t stop me-

[star-city-stray]

ah. well thanks for getting me, I guess.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

your welcome- hey what does a yellow light mean-

[star-city-stray]

uh how tf am I supposed to know? maybe just go faster

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

GO FASTER- okay fine if we crash I’m blaming you-

[star-city-stray]

we won't crash. probably. maybe.

dad will visit our graves if we do.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I don’t think I’m getting a grave but he’ll visit yours definitely-

[star-city-stray]

wtf wouldn't you get a grave? like ik your a murder but you aren't that bad????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh yeah tell that to Bruce- that scar on my neck that you see sometimes is thank to Gotham’s resident furry so I doubt I’m getting a grave-

[star-city-stray]

see this is why I hate him. but dad would def bury you. if not ill come back to life again and beat his ass for you

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

don’t hate Bruce- listen what I think about him is complicated definitely but he’s normally fine it’s just when its me it’s- well complicated is the only way I can describe it-

[star-city-stray]

what im hearing is to hate him even more. listen you can have all your complex feelings and ill hate him enough for the both of us

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

dang it Lian- don’t- just he’s nice to dick and Tim and Damian okay so he’s not all bad it’s just me that he- is angry with-

[star-city-stray]

yeah but I don't know or care about uncle dick that much anymore since I died or Tim or Damian, I know you and I care about you so therefore it literally does not matter that he's nice to them. I still hate him

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…dang it- Roy’s gonna kill me I’ve gotten his kid to hate Bruce-

[star-city-stray]

dad hates bruce too.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY- don’t hate Bruce that’s all i ask but nooo now im gonna be estranged with my family again- guess Bruce was right I do fail at everything-

[star-city-stray]

arggghhhh. you're so annoying. I both wanna punch you and hug you.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

yeah being annoying is my specialty-

[star-city-stray]

not helping, jay. SHIT- DONT HIT THAT CARRRRR

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I know- HEY BITCH YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO US*hits car* OH SHIT*drives faster*

[star-city-stray]

JASON!!!! FUCK FUCK DRIVEEEEE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM DRIVING-

[star-city-stray]

GO FASSSTEEEERRRR WHAT IF THEY GET MAD AT US FOR HITTING THEMMMMMM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ILL SHOOT THEM THEN-

[star-city-stray]

AHH. WHY DID I LET YOU DRIVE????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM AN ADULT THATS WHY-

[star-city-stray]

YOU CANT EVEN LEGALLY DRINK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

AND YOU CANT REACH THE SHELF YOU REALLY WANNA GO THERE-

[star-city-stray]

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP AT LEAST I SAW THE CAR BEFORE YOU HIT IT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO AND I DID IT INTENTIONALLY- HA I HIT IT AGAIN-

[star-city-stray]

WHY??????? ARGH! BE CAREFUL!!!

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

OH SHIT WAS THAT YOUR MOMS CAR?? IM GOING FASTER-

[star-city-stray]

WAS IT? I DIDNT KNOW SHE COULD DRIVE???? FUCK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY DIDNT YOU THINK SHE COULD DRIVE- NAHH SHE PULLED OUT THE MIDDLE FINGER IM GONNA HIT HER BUM CAR-

[star-city-stray]

I DONT KNOWWW. NO!! AGH- STOP JAY YOURE GONNA KILL USSSS

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ITLL BE FINE- OH SHIT SHE HAS A GUN IM GOING IM GOING- DID SHE JUST FUCKING SHOOT MY SHOULDER-

[star-city-stray]

OMG. IM DRIVING NOW MOVE TF OVER

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I CAN DO IT- @worlds-okayest-archer OPEN THE DOOR*crashes into the backyard*

[star-city-stray]

*Screaming noises* WHY TF DID I LET YOU DO THIS?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DRIVE BETWEEN US-

[star-city-stray]

BUT YOURE CRAZYYYYY I KNEW IT WAS A DUMB IDEA

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM NOT CRAZY-

[star-city-stray]

YES YOU FUCKING ARE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM NOT-

[star-city-stray]

YOU LITERALLY DONT JAVE A JOB AND ALL YOU DO IS FLIRT WITH MY DAD AND KILL PEOPLE YOUR CRAZY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM A CRIME LORD ITS A JOB AND I KILL BAD PEOPLE-

[star-city-stray]

ITS NOT A FUCKING LEGAL JOB SO IT DOESNT COUNT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IT ABSOLUTELY COUNTS LEGALLY IM DEAD DO I NOT EXIST USING YOUR DUMB LOGIC-

[star-city-stray]

WELL GUESS WHAT I WAS LEGALLY DEAD AND STILL GOT A LEGAL JOB GET FUCKING BETTER NERD

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NERD?? HAHA WHAT ARE YOU JOHNNY LAWRENCE-

[star-city-stray]

AT LEAST IM NOT A FUCKING DEADPOOL WANNABE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

HE STOLE FROM MY DEADPOOL IS A COPY OF ME-

[star-city-stray]

WELL HES COOLER SO CLEARLY YOU COPIED HIM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM COOLER-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES UH-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YUH UH-

[star-city-stray]

DIE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I already have-

[star-city-stray]

oh- DIE AGAIN

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

it hurts your words hurt me kid-

[star-city-stray]

good. that's how I felt when you HIT TWO CARS AND CRASHED THE BATMOBILE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM THE ONE WHOS BLEEDING YOUR FINE WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING-

[star-city-stray]

IT WAS SCARY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YOUR FINE-

[star-city-stray]

NO IM NOOOOOT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES YOU ARE-

[star-city-stray]

:(

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED HERE? *he’d open the door, seeing the chaos*

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh- hiii Roy how are you-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

DONT FUCKING HI ROY HOW ARE YOU ME, COME INSIDE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…why you so mean- and okay I just have to uh- do something real quick*hides arm*

[worlds-okayest-archer]

You crashed a car with my daughter inside of it into my backyard… and Jason… what are you hiding…

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

SHES FINE- and I’m not hiding anything-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

@star-city-stray are you ok? And what is Jason hiding

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YOU KNOW SHE EXAGGERATES ROY-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

and you don’t? You both exaggerate, now either tell me what your hiding or… uhhhhh, I’m gonna count to 3

[star-city-stray]

I was at moms and she was being mean so I asked for someone to pick me up and then jay stole the Batmobile to come get me and he didn't know how to drive so he hit a car and then kept going and then we hit another car and apparently mom was in the car and she had a gun and shot jay and then jay was bleeding and crashed into the backyard trying to get away from her and it was scary

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ok… ok ok, I understand, just get something to eat, I think there’s leftovers in the fridge and I’m gonna patch up Jay, and I’ll call your mother to explain everything, for all I know she thought Jay was kidnapping you

[star-city-stray]

can someone pick me up from my mom's? I don't wanna be here anymore.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh okay*steals Batmobile*

[star-city-stray]

are you even allowed to drive that thing?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

definitely not but won’t stop me-

[star-city-stray]

ah. well thanks for getting me, I guess.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

your welcome- hey what does a yellow light mean-

[star-city-stray]

uh how tf am I supposed to know? maybe just go faster

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

GO FASTER- okay fine if we crash I’m blaming you-

[star-city-stray]

we won't crash. probably. maybe.

dad will visit our graves if we do.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I don’t think I’m getting a grave but he’ll visit yours definitely-

[star-city-stray]

wtf wouldn't you get a grave? like ik your a murder but you aren't that bad????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh yeah tell that to Bruce- that scar on my neck that you see sometimes is thank to Gotham’s resident furry so I doubt I’m getting a grave-

[star-city-stray]

see this is why I hate him. but dad would def bury you. if not ill come back to life again and beat his ass for you

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

don’t hate Bruce- listen what I think about him is complicated definitely but he’s normally fine it’s just when its me it’s- well complicated is the only way I can describe it-

[star-city-stray]

what im hearing is to hate him even more. listen you can have all your complex feelings and ill hate him enough for the both of us

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

dang it Lian- don’t- just he’s nice to dick and Tim and Damian okay so he’s not all bad it’s just me that he- is angry with-

[star-city-stray]

yeah but I don't know or care about uncle dick that much anymore since I died or Tim or Damian, I know you and I care about you so therefore it literally does not matter that he's nice to them. I still hate him

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…dang it- Roy’s gonna kill me I’ve gotten his kid to hate Bruce-

[star-city-stray]

dad hates bruce too.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY- don’t hate Bruce that’s all i ask but nooo now im gonna be estranged with my family again- guess Bruce was right I do fail at everything-

[star-city-stray]

arggghhhh. you're so annoying. I both wanna punch you and hug you.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

yeah being annoying is my specialty-

[star-city-stray]

not helping, jay. SHIT- DONT HIT THAT CARRRRR

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I know- HEY BITCH YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO US*hits car* OH SHIT*drives faster*

[star-city-stray]

JASON!!!! FUCK FUCK DRIVEEEEE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM DRIVING-

[star-city-stray]

GO FASSSTEEEERRRR WHAT IF THEY GET MAD AT US FOR HITTING THEMMMMMM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ILL SHOOT THEM THEN-

[star-city-stray]

AHH. WHY DID I LET YOU DRIVE????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM AN ADULT THATS WHY-

[star-city-stray]

YOU CANT EVEN LEGALLY DRINK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

AND YOU CANT REACH THE SHELF YOU REALLY WANNA GO THERE-

[star-city-stray]

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP AT LEAST I SAW THE CAR BEFORE YOU HIT IT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO AND I DID IT INTENTIONALLY- HA I HIT IT AGAIN-

[star-city-stray]

WHY??????? ARGH! BE CAREFUL!!!

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

OH SHIT WAS THAT YOUR MOMS CAR?? IM GOING FASTER-

[star-city-stray]

WAS IT? I DIDNT KNOW SHE COULD DRIVE???? FUCK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY DIDNT YOU THINK SHE COULD DRIVE- NAHH SHE PULLED OUT THE MIDDLE FINGER IM GONNA HIT HER BUM CAR-

[star-city-stray]

I DONT KNOWWW. NO!! AGH- STOP JAY YOURE GONNA KILL USSSS

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ITLL BE FINE- OH SHIT SHE HAS A GUN IM GOING IM GOING- DID SHE JUST FUCKING SHOOT MY SHOULDER-

[star-city-stray]

OMG. IM DRIVING NOW MOVE TF OVER

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I CAN DO IT- @worlds-okayest-archer OPEN THE DOOR*crashes into the backyard*

[star-city-stray]

*Screaming noises* WHY TF DID I LET YOU DO THIS?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DRIVE BETWEEN US-

[star-city-stray]

BUT YOURE CRAZYYYYY I KNEW IT WAS A DUMB IDEA

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM NOT CRAZY-

[star-city-stray]

YES YOU FUCKING ARE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM NOT-

[star-city-stray]

YOU LITERALLY DONT JAVE A JOB AND ALL YOU DO IS FLIRT WITH MY DAD AND KILL PEOPLE YOUR CRAZY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM A CRIME LORD ITS A JOB AND I KILL BAD PEOPLE-

[star-city-stray]

ITS NOT A FUCKING LEGAL JOB SO IT DOESNT COUNT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IT ABSOLUTELY COUNTS LEGALLY IM DEAD DO I NOT EXIST USING YOUR DUMB LOGIC-

[star-city-stray]

WELL GUESS WHAT I WAS LEGALLY DEAD AND STILL GOT A LEGAL JOB GET FUCKING BETTER NERD

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NERD?? HAHA WHAT ARE YOU JOHNNY LAWRENCE-

[star-city-stray]

AT LEAST IM NOT A FUCKING DEADPOOL WANNABE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

HE STOLE FROM MY DEADPOOL IS A COPY OF ME-

[star-city-stray]

WELL HES COOLER SO CLEARLY YOU COPIED HIM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM COOLER-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES UH-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YUH UH-

[star-city-stray]

DIE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I already have-

[star-city-stray]

oh- DIE AGAIN

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

it hurts your words hurt me kid-

[star-city-stray]

good. that's how I felt when you HIT TWO CARS AND CRASHED THE BATMOBILE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM THE ONE WHOS BLEEDING YOUR FINE WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING-

[star-city-stray]

IT WAS SCARY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YOUR FINE-

[star-city-stray]

NO IM NOOOOOT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES YOU ARE-

[star-city-stray]

:(

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED HERE? *he’d open the door, seeing the chaos*

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh- hiii Roy how are you-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

DONT FUCKING HI ROY HOW ARE YOU ME, COME INSIDE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…why you so mean- and okay I just have to uh- do something real quick*hides arm*

[worlds-okayest-archer]

You crashed a car with my daughter inside of it into my backyard… and Jason… what are you hiding…

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

SHES FINE- and I’m not hiding anything-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

@star-city-stray are you ok? And what is Jason hiding

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YOU KNOW SHE EXAGGERATES ROY-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

and you don’t? You both exaggerate, now either tell me what your hiding or… uhhhhh, I’m gonna count to 3

[star-city-stray]

can someone pick me up from my mom's? I don't wanna be here anymore.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh okay*steals Batmobile*

[star-city-stray]

are you even allowed to drive that thing?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

definitely not but won’t stop me-

[star-city-stray]

ah. well thanks for getting me, I guess.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

your welcome- hey what does a yellow light mean-

[star-city-stray]

uh how tf am I supposed to know? maybe just go faster

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

GO FASTER- okay fine if we crash I’m blaming you-

[star-city-stray]

we won't crash. probably. maybe.

dad will visit our graves if we do.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I don’t think I’m getting a grave but he’ll visit yours definitely-

[star-city-stray]

wtf wouldn't you get a grave? like ik your a murder but you aren't that bad????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh yeah tell that to Bruce- that scar on my neck that you see sometimes is thank to Gotham’s resident furry so I doubt I’m getting a grave-

[star-city-stray]

see this is why I hate him. but dad would def bury you. if not ill come back to life again and beat his ass for you

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

don’t hate Bruce- listen what I think about him is complicated definitely but he’s normally fine it’s just when its me it’s- well complicated is the only way I can describe it-

[star-city-stray]

what im hearing is to hate him even more. listen you can have all your complex feelings and ill hate him enough for the both of us

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

dang it Lian- don’t- just he’s nice to dick and Tim and Damian okay so he’s not all bad it’s just me that he- is angry with-

[star-city-stray]

yeah but I don't know or care about uncle dick that much anymore since I died or Tim or Damian, I know you and I care about you so therefore it literally does not matter that he's nice to them. I still hate him

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…dang it- Roy’s gonna kill me I’ve gotten his kid to hate Bruce-

[star-city-stray]

dad hates bruce too.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY- don’t hate Bruce that’s all i ask but nooo now im gonna be estranged with my family again- guess Bruce was right I do fail at everything-

[star-city-stray]

arggghhhh. you're so annoying. I both wanna punch you and hug you.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

yeah being annoying is my specialty-

[star-city-stray]

not helping, jay. SHIT- DONT HIT THAT CARRRRR

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I know- HEY BITCH YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO US*hits car* OH SHIT*drives faster*

[star-city-stray]

JASON!!!! FUCK FUCK DRIVEEEEE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM DRIVING-

[star-city-stray]

GO FASSSTEEEERRRR WHAT IF THEY GET MAD AT US FOR HITTING THEMMMMMM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ILL SHOOT THEM THEN-

[star-city-stray]

AHH. WHY DID I LET YOU DRIVE????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM AN ADULT THATS WHY-

[star-city-stray]

YOU CANT EVEN LEGALLY DRINK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

AND YOU CANT REACH THE SHELF YOU REALLY WANNA GO THERE-

[star-city-stray]

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP AT LEAST I SAW THE CAR BEFORE YOU HIT IT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO AND I DID IT INTENTIONALLY- HA I HIT IT AGAIN-

[star-city-stray]

WHY??????? ARGH! BE CAREFUL!!!

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

OH SHIT WAS THAT YOUR MOMS CAR?? IM GOING FASTER-

[star-city-stray]

WAS IT? I DIDNT KNOW SHE COULD DRIVE???? FUCK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY DIDNT YOU THINK SHE COULD DRIVE- NAHH SHE PULLED OUT THE MIDDLE FINGER IM GONNA HIT HER BUM CAR-

[star-city-stray]

I DONT KNOWWW. NO!! AGH- STOP JAY YOURE GONNA KILL USSSS

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ITLL BE FINE- OH SHIT SHE HAS A GUN IM GOING IM GOING- DID SHE JUST FUCKING SHOOT MY SHOULDER-

[star-city-stray]

OMG. IM DRIVING NOW MOVE TF OVER

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I CAN DO IT- @worlds-okayest-archer OPEN THE DOOR*crashes into the backyard*

[star-city-stray]

*Screaming noises* WHY TF DID I LET YOU DO THIS?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DRIVE BETWEEN US-

[star-city-stray]

BUT YOURE CRAZYYYYY I KNEW IT WAS A DUMB IDEA

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM NOT CRAZY-

[star-city-stray]

YES YOU FUCKING ARE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM NOT-

[star-city-stray]

YOU LITERALLY DONT JAVE A JOB AND ALL YOU DO IS FLIRT WITH MY DAD AND KILL PEOPLE YOUR CRAZY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM A CRIME LORD ITS A JOB AND I KILL BAD PEOPLE-

[star-city-stray]

ITS NOT A FUCKING LEGAL JOB SO IT DOESNT COUNT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IT ABSOLUTELY COUNTS LEGALLY IM DEAD DO I NOT EXIST USING YOUR DUMB LOGIC-

[star-city-stray]

WELL GUESS WHAT I WAS LEGALLY DEAD AND STILL GOT A LEGAL JOB GET FUCKING BETTER NERD

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NERD?? HAHA WHAT ARE YOU JOHNNY LAWRENCE-

[star-city-stray]

AT LEAST IM NOT A FUCKING DEADPOOL WANNABE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

HE STOLE FROM MY DEADPOOL IS A COPY OF ME-

[star-city-stray]

WELL HES COOLER SO CLEARLY YOU COPIED HIM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM COOLER-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES UH-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YUH UH-

[star-city-stray]

DIE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I already have-

[star-city-stray]

oh- DIE AGAIN

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

it hurts your words hurt me kid-

[star-city-stray]

good. that's how I felt when you HIT TWO CARS AND CRASHED THE BATMOBILE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM THE ONE WHOS BLEEDING YOUR FINE WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING-

[star-city-stray]

IT WAS SCARY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YOUR FINE-

[star-city-stray]

NO IM NOOOOOT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES YOU ARE-

[star-city-stray]

:(

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED HERE? *he’d open the door, seeing the chaos*

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh- hiii Roy how are you-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

DONT FUCKING HI ROY HOW ARE YOU ME, COME INSIDE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…why you so mean- and okay I just have to uh- do something real quick*hides arm*

[worlds-okayest-archer]

You crashed a car with my daughter inside of it into my backyard… and Jason… what are you hiding…

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

SHES FINE- and I’m not hiding anything-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

@star-city-stray are you ok? And what is Jason hiding

[star-city-stray]

can someone pick me up from my mom's? I don't wanna be here anymore.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh okay*steals Batmobile*

[star-city-stray]

are you even allowed to drive that thing?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

definitely not but won’t stop me-

[star-city-stray]

ah. well thanks for getting me, I guess.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

your welcome- hey what does a yellow light mean-

[star-city-stray]

uh how tf am I supposed to know? maybe just go faster

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

GO FASTER- okay fine if we crash I’m blaming you-

[star-city-stray]

we won't crash. probably. maybe.

dad will visit our graves if we do.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I don’t think I’m getting a grave but he’ll visit yours definitely-

[star-city-stray]

wtf wouldn't you get a grave? like ik your a murder but you aren't that bad????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh yeah tell that to Bruce- that scar on my neck that you see sometimes is thank to Gotham’s resident furry so I doubt I’m getting a grave-

[star-city-stray]

see this is why I hate him. but dad would def bury you. if not ill come back to life again and beat his ass for you

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

don’t hate Bruce- listen what I think about him is complicated definitely but he’s normally fine it’s just when its me it’s- well complicated is the only way I can describe it-

[star-city-stray]

what im hearing is to hate him even more. listen you can have all your complex feelings and ill hate him enough for the both of us

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

dang it Lian- don’t- just he’s nice to dick and Tim and Damian okay so he’s not all bad it’s just me that he- is angry with-

[star-city-stray]

yeah but I don't know or care about uncle dick that much anymore since I died or Tim or Damian, I know you and I care about you so therefore it literally does not matter that he's nice to them. I still hate him

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…dang it- Roy’s gonna kill me I’ve gotten his kid to hate Bruce-

[star-city-stray]

dad hates bruce too.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY- don’t hate Bruce that’s all i ask but nooo now im gonna be estranged with my family again- guess Bruce was right I do fail at everything-

[star-city-stray]

arggghhhh. you're so annoying. I both wanna punch you and hug you.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

yeah being annoying is my specialty-

[star-city-stray]

not helping, jay. SHIT- DONT HIT THAT CARRRRR

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I know- HEY BITCH YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO US*hits car* OH SHIT*drives faster*

[star-city-stray]

JASON!!!! FUCK FUCK DRIVEEEEE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM DRIVING-

[star-city-stray]

GO FASSSTEEEERRRR WHAT IF THEY GET MAD AT US FOR HITTING THEMMMMMM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ILL SHOOT THEM THEN-

[star-city-stray]

AHH. WHY DID I LET YOU DRIVE????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM AN ADULT THATS WHY-

[star-city-stray]

YOU CANT EVEN LEGALLY DRINK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

AND YOU CANT REACH THE SHELF YOU REALLY WANNA GO THERE-

[star-city-stray]

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP AT LEAST I SAW THE CAR BEFORE YOU HIT IT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO AND I DID IT INTENTIONALLY- HA I HIT IT AGAIN-

[star-city-stray]

WHY??????? ARGH! BE CAREFUL!!!

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

OH SHIT WAS THAT YOUR MOMS CAR?? IM GOING FASTER-

[star-city-stray]

WAS IT? I DIDNT KNOW SHE COULD DRIVE???? FUCK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY DIDNT YOU THINK SHE COULD DRIVE- NAHH SHE PULLED OUT THE MIDDLE FINGER IM GONNA HIT HER BUM CAR-

[star-city-stray]

I DONT KNOWWW. NO!! AGH- STOP JAY YOURE GONNA KILL USSSS

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ITLL BE FINE- OH SHIT SHE HAS A GUN IM GOING IM GOING- DID SHE JUST FUCKING SHOOT MY SHOULDER-

[star-city-stray]

OMG. IM DRIVING NOW MOVE TF OVER

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I CAN DO IT- @worlds-okayest-archer OPEN THE DOOR*crashes into the backyard*

[star-city-stray]

*Screaming noises* WHY TF DID I LET YOU DO THIS?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DRIVE BETWEEN US-

[star-city-stray]

BUT YOURE CRAZYYYYY I KNEW IT WAS A DUMB IDEA

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM NOT CRAZY-

[star-city-stray]

YES YOU FUCKING ARE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM NOT-

[star-city-stray]

YOU LITERALLY DONT JAVE A JOB AND ALL YOU DO IS FLIRT WITH MY DAD AND KILL PEOPLE YOUR CRAZY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM A CRIME LORD ITS A JOB AND I KILL BAD PEOPLE-

[star-city-stray]

ITS NOT A FUCKING LEGAL JOB SO IT DOESNT COUNT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IT ABSOLUTELY COUNTS LEGALLY IM DEAD DO I NOT EXIST USING YOUR DUMB LOGIC-

[star-city-stray]

WELL GUESS WHAT I WAS LEGALLY DEAD AND STILL GOT A LEGAL JOB GET FUCKING BETTER NERD

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NERD?? HAHA WHAT ARE YOU JOHNNY LAWRENCE-

[star-city-stray]

AT LEAST IM NOT A FUCKING DEADPOOL WANNABE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

HE STOLE FROM MY DEADPOOL IS A COPY OF ME-

[star-city-stray]

WELL HES COOLER SO CLEARLY YOU COPIED HIM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM COOLER-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES UH-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YUH UH-

[star-city-stray]

DIE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I already have-

[star-city-stray]

oh- DIE AGAIN

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

it hurts your words hurt me kid-

[star-city-stray]

good. that's how I felt when you HIT TWO CARS AND CRASHED THE BATMOBILE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM THE ONE WHOS BLEEDING YOUR FINE WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING-

[star-city-stray]

IT WAS SCARY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YOUR FINE-

[star-city-stray]

NO IM NOOOOOT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES YOU ARE-

[star-city-stray]

:(

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED HERE? *he’d open the door, seeing the chaos*

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh- hiii Roy how are you-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

DONT FUCKING HI ROY HOW ARE YOU ME, COME INSIDE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…why you so mean- and okay I just have to uh- do something real quick*hides arm*

[worlds-okayest-archer]

You crashed a car with my daughter inside of it into my backyard… and Jason… what are you hiding…

[star-city-stray]

can someone pick me up from my mom's? I don't wanna be here anymore.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh okay*steals Batmobile*

[star-city-stray]

are you even allowed to drive that thing?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

definitely not but won’t stop me-

[star-city-stray]

ah. well thanks for getting me, I guess.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

your welcome- hey what does a yellow light mean-

[star-city-stray]

uh how tf am I supposed to know? maybe just go faster

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

GO FASTER- okay fine if we crash I’m blaming you-

[star-city-stray]

we won't crash. probably. maybe.

dad will visit our graves if we do.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I don’t think I’m getting a grave but he’ll visit yours definitely-

[star-city-stray]

wtf wouldn't you get a grave? like ik your a murder but you aren't that bad????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh yeah tell that to Bruce- that scar on my neck that you see sometimes is thank to Gotham’s resident furry so I doubt I’m getting a grave-

[star-city-stray]

see this is why I hate him. but dad would def bury you. if not ill come back to life again and beat his ass for you

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

don’t hate Bruce- listen what I think about him is complicated definitely but he’s normally fine it’s just when its me it’s- well complicated is the only way I can describe it-

[star-city-stray]

what im hearing is to hate him even more. listen you can have all your complex feelings and ill hate him enough for the both of us

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

dang it Lian- don’t- just he’s nice to dick and Tim and Damian okay so he’s not all bad it’s just me that he- is angry with-

[star-city-stray]

yeah but I don't know or care about uncle dick that much anymore since I died or Tim or Damian, I know you and I care about you so therefore it literally does not matter that he's nice to them. I still hate him

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

…dang it- Roy’s gonna kill me I’ve gotten his kid to hate Bruce-

[star-city-stray]

dad hates bruce too.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY- don’t hate Bruce that’s all i ask but nooo now im gonna be estranged with my family again- guess Bruce was right I do fail at everything-

[star-city-stray]

arggghhhh. you're so annoying. I both wanna punch you and hug you.

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

yeah being annoying is my specialty-

[star-city-stray]

not helping, jay. SHIT- DONT HIT THAT CARRRRR

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I know- HEY BITCH YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO US*hits car* OH SHIT*drives faster*

[star-city-stray]

JASON!!!! FUCK FUCK DRIVEEEEE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM DRIVING-

[star-city-stray]

GO FASSSTEEEERRRR WHAT IF THEY GET MAD AT US FOR HITTING THEMMMMMM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ILL SHOOT THEM THEN-

[star-city-stray]

AHH. WHY DID I LET YOU DRIVE????

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM AN ADULT THATS WHY-

[star-city-stray]

YOU CANT EVEN LEGALLY DRINK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

AND YOU CANT REACH THE SHELF YOU REALLY WANNA GO THERE-

[star-city-stray]

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP AT LEAST I SAW THE CAR BEFORE YOU HIT IT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO AND I DID IT INTENTIONALLY- HA I HIT IT AGAIN-

[star-city-stray]

WHY??????? ARGH! BE CAREFUL!!!

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

OH SHIT WAS THAT YOUR MOMS CAR?? IM GOING FASTER-

[star-city-stray]

WAS IT? I DIDNT KNOW SHE COULD DRIVE???? FUCK

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

WHY DIDNT YOU THINK SHE COULD DRIVE- NAHH SHE PULLED OUT THE MIDDLE FINGER IM GONNA HIT HER BUM CAR-

[star-city-stray]

I DONT KNOWWW. NO!! AGH- STOP JAY YOURE GONNA KILL USSSS

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ITLL BE FINE- OH SHIT SHE HAS A GUN IM GOING IM GOING- DID SHE JUST FUCKING SHOOT MY SHOULDER-

[star-city-stray]

OMG. IM DRIVING NOW MOVE TF OVER

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I CAN DO IT- @worlds-okayest-archer OPEN THE DOOR*crashes into the backyard*

[star-city-stray]

*Screaming noises* WHY TF DID I LET YOU DO THIS?

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DRIVE BETWEEN US-

[star-city-stray]

BUT YOURE CRAZYYYYY I KNEW IT WAS A DUMB IDEA

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM NOT CRAZY-

[star-city-stray]

YES YOU FUCKING ARE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM NOT-

[star-city-stray]

YOU LITERALLY DONT JAVE A JOB AND ALL YOU DO IS FLIRT WITH MY DAD AND KILL PEOPLE YOUR CRAZY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM A CRIME LORD ITS A JOB AND I KILL BAD PEOPLE-

[star-city-stray]

ITS NOT A FUCKING LEGAL JOB SO IT DOESNT COUNT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IT ABSOLUTELY COUNTS LEGALLY IM DEAD DO I NOT EXIST USING YOUR DUMB LOGIC-

[star-city-stray]

WELL GUESS WHAT I WAS LEGALLY DEAD AND STILL GOT A LEGAL JOB GET FUCKING BETTER NERD

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NERD?? HAHA WHAT ARE YOU JOHNNY LAWRENCE-

[star-city-stray]

AT LEAST IM NOT A FUCKING DEADPOOL WANNABE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

HE STOLE FROM MY DEADPOOL IS A COPY OF ME-

[star-city-stray]

WELL HES COOLER SO CLEARLY YOU COPIED HIM

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

NO IM COOLER-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES UH-

[star-city-stray]

NUH UH

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YUH UH-

[star-city-stray]

DIE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

I already have-

[star-city-stray]

oh- DIE AGAIN

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

it hurts your words hurt me kid-

[star-city-stray]

good. that's how I felt when you HIT TWO CARS AND CRASHED THE BATMOBILE

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

IM THE ONE WHOS BLEEDING YOUR FINE WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING-

[star-city-stray]

IT WAS SCARY

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YOUR FINE-

[star-city-stray]

NO IM NOOOOOT

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

YES YOU ARE-

[star-city-stray]

:(

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED HERE? *he’d open the door, seeing the chaos*

[thezombiecrimebossjasontodd]

oh uh- hiii Roy how are you-

[worlds-okayest-archer]

DONT FUCKING HI ROY HOW ARE YOU ME, COME INSIDE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

[redhoodisalive]

What’s your favorite season?

Tag 10 people to answer this question too <3

fall 🎃🍂

@the-revenantknight @formerglory25 @starwarslovinglilguy @star-city-stray @let-me-spoil-you @worlds-okayest-archer @greenlitebrite @super-primed @raedhood + anybody else

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Winter