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They Called Me Dracula Back in high school

[livearound]

tweets i think about regularly

[larval-tear]

the most toys

[larval-tear]

[ask-pacman]

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore

[irish-american-chan]

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

[trumbloola]

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

[irish-american-chan]

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

[trumbloola]

I miss you. I miss you so much.

[magicratfingers]

some of u will love this

[transsonicfan2006]

Is she single/j

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[virtualmosshroom]

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[supermariomamafucker]

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[podcastwizard]

I work as a receptionist and there are two computers at the front desk and right now one of my coworkers is Googling “concept of the self” and the other is Google image searching Jersey Mike’s sandwiches

[femamerica13]

Apparently, Zapp Brannigan and William Laurence are two steps from the same inspiration character (Hornblower). Jack Aubery and Jim Kirk (in TOS) are similiar, but Kirk has a rep.

[chimaerakitten]

truly a wild character family tree when you think about it

[mortalityplays]

me: hey shadow check this shit out, it's called whippits

shadow the hedgehog hanging out with me in the parking lot:

Visit Original Link

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood