the zone

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[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

[mollyjames]

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

[toskarin]

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[v35heh]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

When i was young every day was to struggle and my body malform from wicked experiments and no enough meals

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

im really sorry to hear that Hsu im here for you if you ever need me

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I need you now

[cartoonscientist]

I mean, I do like spiders

what?

[junderstruck]

batman developing an anti-beatboxing bomb collar to finally stop the joker once and for all

[contemptible-scoundrel]

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

[lord-of-the-noodles]

no, to punk is to love

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

[drlombriz]

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

[contemptible-scoundrel]

whats not clicking

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Fresh out the egg with my big feet

[porkchizz]

I’ll be doing some shit that makes me lose track of time and then look at the clock like Louie seeing a pikmin.

[porkchizz]

[proxyspark]

LEGO SET 21306-2: Ringo Starr & the Elf Stones

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

The gamer lingo "noob" comes from the word "nubile", used to refer to the youthful, neotonous features of the oft-slain sacrificial game-spawn.

[lesbianbloodritual]

Not true!

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

You weren't there, in the leeting grounds.

[hungwy]

that's why im confused... balatro has been balala for some time now

[winged-void]

ohhh i get it. basically it's like *makes a bunch of explosion noises with my mouth*

[supermariomamafucker]

having a professor e gadd moment

[melynnwaters]

mario could never jump on this guy's head

[kalliumprimebaby]

i just want everyone to know that this is robert fripp of king crimson, one of the greatest guitartists of all time, he's worked with super famous artists like david bowie, peter gabriel, brian eno, blondie, talking heads. He made the sounds for windows vista, truly one of the most legendary musicians to every exist. And here he is, faffing about, looking like professor e god damned gadd

[groupthinker]

had a dream last night I was watching a video of a hog with gigantic balls effortlessly trotting backwards through a pen with dozens of teeny tiny piglets running around and shouted "DAMN HE GOT A BACKUP CAMERA" so loud I woke myself up

[groupthinker]

like this. he was moving so fast and dodging the piglets so perfectly. i wish it was real so badly

[ratdad69]

I can’t stop thinking about this pig. He moves with such finesse

[groupthinker]

it was like he was a slalom skier