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lyra - late 20s - she/her/it/its - tma

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

radiohead ceep lyrics i know it

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

i want to perfect body… i want to perfect soul

[aflo]

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

[cryptotheism]

This shit isn't funny dog my centaur uncle lost his legs in the orc wars when stepped on four landmines at once

[toskarin]

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

[savobonnie]

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

[toskarin]

the pudding contains a biological element

[guiltfactory]

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Transfem peter parker

[catraposting]

This...?

(found it here, no idea who the artist is)

[synfullewrecche]

sweet girl: if only someone could help me remember the colour of that oni..

animal companion: ao ao!

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[girlseemer]

women keep telling me i'm hittable which is. probably the best compliment i can envision

[luguuuu]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[grittyinc]

[girlseemer]

don't forget. seemer ☝️

[myankleissprained]

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

[maidthings]

ciswomen arent women

[maidthings]

im not interested in cisfem chasers because I am a lesbian

[midnightchaosoverlord]

little miss kissable armpits would like you to know th- why did it call me that. why does the post say that,,,,

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

[lindleland]

have you considered being like a mother to your actual fucking children

[lindleland]