#gay smoker

Proud owner of all 745 rats. Now also the proud owner of @drunktgirlkwaazi firstborn. You want my pronouns. too bad you'll never get them mwahahaha(use any pronouns I'm not too bothered)

[big-toney]

Fent addicts are really just Hitlerz soldiers in disguise waiting for the moment to strike and kill all the gays

[hungry-hobbits]

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[moth-amphetamine]

stop moving the fucking buttons i jsut added like 10 posts to my queue by accident stop thay

[moth-amphetamine]

too late for american mutuals too early for european mutuals just miserable enough for oceanian mutuals

[big-toney]

please, and I mean PLEASE, do NOT forget to feed the rats a balenced diet

I'm currently in hiding from the hive-mind and I'm unsure of how I'm gonna see my darling children again

[big-toney]

Work hosne Fibe himAn

[big-toney]

Straight up homelessmaxxing under the baggage area of the train rn

[big-toney]

girl come back you’re funny i miss u 😖

NOOOO I NEVER COMING BACK

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[big-toney]

*bad* advice

[cloudsdescending]

no more blonde 😌

[big-toney]

No more😔

[crumboat]

trying to animate again bc i hate myself apparently

[girlballs-archive]

ok im going to. pass the fuck out. goodnight everypony

[misericordiia]

everything can be solved by a cup of green tea and honey. just keep drinking green tea and honey . surely one more cup will cure my ails

[misericordiia]

i cant stop pissing

[misericordiia]

we are literally expected to run out of drinking water by 2039 due to ai use and people are worried about trans people in sports. we are EXPECTED TO RUN OUT OF CLEAN DRINKING WATER BY 2039 DUE TO AI USE AND NO ONE IS FUCKING ANGRY ENOUGH ABOUT IT

[chaser]

So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:

[gamemakerm]

[threedollarsdotcom]

denotating my estrogen bomb call that a weapon of masc destruction