who's afraid of the big bad bat?

batjokes, nygmobblepot, Scarecrow being the town whore, and a healthy dose of the batboys 🦇

[bigbadbatsy]

anybody wanna objectify, babygirlify, and slut praise a certain insufferably arrogant horned up questionably certified genius psychopath you know where to find me

[broosepayne]

I kinda hate that they took away the fact that Bruce eats steaks well done, he got them well done with sauce on the side so that any juice in the steak would be poison, it was the fact he only trusted Alfred to cook for him that made him eat like that

there's something so cursed about this. i think he would use it to boost his Brucie persona.

[broosepayne]

[verticalart]

It’s getting to the point where I can just fart these out.

[11thsense]

[batjokesbrainrot]

Simone Di Meo dropped another banger❗❗

[batcodes-deactivated20230925]

rare panel of batman actually acting like a dad

[scienceninjaturtle]

BATMAN #139

Written by CHIP ZDARSKY

Art and cover by JORGE JIMENEZ

Variant cover by GABRIELE DELL’OTTO

Variant cover by FRANK CHO

1:25 variant cover by DUSTIN NGUYEN

1:50 variant cover by OTTO SCHMIDT

Artist Spotlight variant cover by MIKE DEODATO JR.

McFarlane Action Figure variant

$4.99 US | 40 pages | Variant $5.99 US (card stock)

ON SALE 11/7/23

Following the cataclysmic events of “The Gotham War,” Batman finds himself completely isolated from his family, struggling to keep the rage of Zur in check. But he can’t stop, because he’s out there, haunting the city, taunting the Dark Knight: The Joker. And the new Batman is ready to stop him once and for all. “Mindbomb” begins!BATMAN #139

Written by CHIP ZDARSKY

Art and cover by JORGE JIMENEZ

Variant cover by GABRIELE DELL’OTTO

Variant cover by FRANK CHO

1:25 variant cover by DUSTIN NGUYEN

1:50 variant cover by OTTO SCHMIDT

Artist Spotlight variant cover by MIKE DEODATO JR.

McFarlane Action Figure variant

$4.99 US | 40 pages | Variant $5.99 US (card stock)

ON SALE 11/7/23

Following the cataclysmic events of “The Gotham War,” Batman finds himself completely isolated from his family, struggling to keep the rage of Zur in check. But he can’t stop, because he’s out there, haunting the city, taunting the Dark Knight: The Joker. And the new Batman is ready to stop him once and for all. “Mindbomb” begins!

[listentothemad]

Legends of the Dark Knight #3

—Art by: Robertson . Clark . Rodriguez .

[ink-shaming]

based on this

[frijolebean-deactivated20230819]

Happy pride to my favorite trans man!!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[mydarlingbat]

[myurch]

my relationship goals are unreachable and it's their fault

[litta-jpg]

he's barbie he's just ken

[realjasontodd2]

Just me being me

[thwackk]

actually so fucking sick of batman, who let that guy in here anyway

[rallazarthemagnificent]

[frijolebean-deactivated20230819]

*suggestive*

Red rope❌

[pencilscratchins]

i was going to make an effort stop making geographically based jokes because they’re 75% of my material but then i found out gothams canonically in new jersey and thats my calling card