bigbadgirlyman

they/them polyamorous autistic dumbass

[pirateprincessjess]

POKÉMON PINBALL MACHINE!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

[colliholly]

I wanna see your take on an outfit for tenna inspired by frutiger aero! ^^

he's so old and out of touch it's actually looped around to being trendy...

[bigbadgirlyman]

Reporting from the straight man Instagram Reels ads that I haven't trained out of my algorithm: the sigmas are trying to unironically make watch rings cool and masculine

[bigbadgirlyman]

Ground Control did Major Tom SO dirty. Like, not only did his ship break and strand him in space IMMEDIATELY, but the way you're floating should not peculiar if you've received the proper training.

Also you THINK your spaceship knows which way to go? MY BUDDY IN CHRIST YOU'RE THE ONE DRIVING!

[dilfosaur]

look at my fucking lawyers dawggg im going to jail 😫😭💀

costarring the lovely @spencerwan

[sugarplumfuckwit]

The scene in Shoresy where Nat is viscerally sexually attracted to a man because he acknowledges her competence but also fixes a plumbing issue shows me that Jared Keeso is the only man who knows what women want.

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[bimboficationblues]

you are a Gotham resident who, whether because of material circumstances or a lust for life, has decided to start “henching.” which goon-hiring villain do you hench for and why

The Joker (*bzzzt*)

Two-Face

Penguin

The Riddler

Killer Croc (lucid, mobster)

Killer Croc (not lucid, chompy)

Black Mask

Scarecrow

Fuck that I’ll just work for the Falcones or Ghost Dragons like a normal person

Fuck that I’m moving to Metropolis (or some alternative city)

Ventriloquist

Unreliable gig work for Ivy/Catwoman/Harley

Voting ended onAug 7, 2024

[bigbadgirlyman]

I'm moving to Metropolis and henching for Lex Luthor because you KNOW he's got a good health plan

[bigbadgirlyman]

I am 99% sure that Sai and Ino got paired up in Boruto purely because of crop tops

[bigbadgirlyman]

My girlfriend recently went on a work getaway and sent me this

I love her so much

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

[bigbadgirlyman]

I don't have a lot to say, but Adam Savage posted my Truck-Kun cosplay on his Instagram.

Adam Savage knows about Isekai because of me.

This is my legacy now. I've peaked.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[saintjosie]

wow. for once i can truly say i am so proud of my hometown

[girlnextvore]

this Conversation pit is ruining my life

[therenobee]

Conversubmarine

[pirateprincessjess]

I would fall in

[bigbadgirlyman]

As a 6'2" freak, I would have a concussion within 10 minutes of moving in

[bigbadgirlyman]

WAIT NO YOU GUYS MY IDIOT ASS JUST REALIZED MY TWO FAVORITE UNPROBLEMATIC PEDANTIC DORKY UNHINGED WHITE BOYS WORK AT THE SAME COMPANY

I'm so happy for them

[yaoiboypussy]

“I can’t be a trans man on the internet” go the fuck outside then dude. Signed a trans woman who has had enough of your bullshit posts

I’m gonna use this ask to make a point.

Trans guys if you get an anon claiming to be a trans women that says rude/bigoted shit, don’t believe them. Transphobes have admitted to pretending to be trans women and sending bigoted asks to trans men.

If you get an anon ask saying weird shit claiming to be from a trans women - always remember anons can lie about who they are! 9 times out of 10 it’s just some cis person lying to paint trans women as evil bigots.

And everytime I see a trans man fall for the bait and start saying transmisogynistic shit I just sigh.

[yaoiboypussy]

Prev tags !!

Yep ! And it sucks to see so many other trans guys just fall for it.

[bigbadgirlyman]

I HAVE AGED 45 YEARS IN 2 DAYS BECAUSE OF THESE ASSHOLES

CONGRATULATIONS