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welcome to my humble abode
my posts are tagged [#rain rambles] and [#rain rants] usually, if you wanna see
I've received a handful of commissions to draw people's pets and monks but this is definitely my favorite one so far
(blue death feigning beetles)
Let's Rename the Birds!!! (pt. 12)
As you may already know... ornithological authorities (such as the AOS and ABA) in North America have decided, for a variety of reasons, to rename all of the birds that have been named after people.
Some examples: Lewis's Woodpecker, Smith's Longspur, MacGillivray's Warbler...
I thought it would be fun for us to come up with some ideas for new common names here on Tumblr.
Here are some criteria for re-naming that might appeal to ornithologists and birdwatchers:
Habitat and geographical range
Physical characteristics
Call/song characteristics
Behavior
PLEASE MAKE YOUR NAMING SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS, REBLOG, OR TAGS.
We'll take the best ideas, and put them in a poll by the end of the week! (I and an esteemed panel of ornithological tumblererrsssres will make the decisions).
WEEK 12 - Brandt's Cormorant
Brandt’s Cormorant (Urile penicillatus), courtship displays, family Phalacrocoracidae, order Suliformes
Ranges along the Pacific Coast of North America, from SE Alaska to both sides of the Gulf of California in Mexico.
The more northern populations migrate to the coastal US in Winter.
Strictly marine (ocean) cormorant. (Almost never found inland, except occasionally during migration).
Adults have a bright blue gular pouch during the breeding season.
The nest along the coast, often on cliffs, islands, and rocky outcroppings in groups.
Both parent care for the chicks.
These cormorants dive for their prey, which is mostly fish (but they occasionally feed on squid and crustaceans, as well).
They are known for feeding on herring and rockfish, but feed on up to 93 species of fish.
They may hunt alone or in large groups out at sea.
This is my favorite cormorant.
Courtship and mated pair welcome displays include bowing, wing spreading, head lifting (to show off the gorgeous blue throat patch), and cocking up the tail.
This species does not do the spread wing posture to dry wings for prolonged periods, the way many other species of cormorant do.
Some notes about similarities to other cormorants: there are other species that also nest along coasts, dive for fish, and are found in oceans.
Listen to the sounds here: Brandt's Cormorant Sounds, All About Birds, Cornell Lab of Ornithology
photographs by Kevin Kreucher
La Jolla, CA, USA - photograph by Hoang-Lien Pham
photograph by Christopher Gutierrez
photograph by Phillip Colla
Non-breeding adult - photograph by Teddy Llovet
TIME TO VOTE!!!
We had so much input for this one, that we couldn’t possibly include all the great suggestions, but thanks to you all for your input.
Okay, you made your suggestions, and our esteemed panel of judges has weighed in:
@nemertea; @greycatbird, @passerinethehallway; @todaysbird, @proton-wobbler, and I!!!
What should we rename the Brandt's Cormorant?
Turquoise-throated Cormorant
Blue-throated Cormorant
Sandy-cheeked Cormorant
Lapis-throated Cormorant
Blue Cormorant
Pacific Cormorant
Azure-throated Cormorant
Sapphire-throated Cormorant
Shimmering Cormorant
Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.
Adams third child, Seth: What is that?
Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.
Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.
Seth:
Eve: We might have to dinner him.
we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious
i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny
&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend
Good Vibrations Cabinet Glitch furniture by Ferruccio Laviani
The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
A little bit for Monica, she's my wife
A little bit for Erica, for her strife
My books all go to Rita, cause she reads
My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees
The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn
Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn
Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan
A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)
Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.
on your what
Matching shirts idea
imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers
ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane
the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !
(I'm a little bit in love with the little things that remind me that I'm here)
I WAS TRYING TO LOOK UP THE WORD FOR THE THING WHERE U RUB A PENCIL OVER SOMETHING TO COPY IT TO PAPER AND DONT TELL ME THATS WHAT ITS CALLED
yes this is my art technique it’s called rubbing our dicks together
I may be an idiot but I could be your idiot
1980, Black Silk & Sequin, “Firework” Gown, ASU FIDM Museum
i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"
while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"
well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question
third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"
i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."
and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3
@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct