[cryptke]

[duckworks]

Alt. Story Yaga

[shiverandqueeef]

absolutely losing it over the queens playing an entire first session and only afterwards realizing that pc death is an actual thing that can happen

like. the indignation 😂😂😂

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

[secondbeatsongs]

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

[animentality]

[dam-mango-cheese]

jesper: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this one

wylan: manslaughter it is

[chupenguin]

THE BEE

THE FUKING BEE

THE FUCKING BE ON ZOYA'S HAND

[enormousgrapefruit]

saints forgive me i’ve been skipping to get to the crows

[kazs-inej]

KAZ BREKKER + text posts 

[eerna]

everyone who said "they had to make Kaz vocal about what Inej means to him because this is a TV show and we can't tell what he's thinking otherwise" owes me $10

[blessyouhawkeye]

shadow and bone is like. it's the worst show i've ever seen it's the best show i've even seen it's a bad adaptation it's fanfiction with a netflix budget it's better than i expected it's worse than i wanted it's pure fan service the acting is phenomenal the writing is terrible and the thing is it's all of these things. but also it's none of these things because most importantly shadow and bone is a vessel for freddy carter to give the performance of a lifetime

[chemdoodles]

✨😎😎😎✨

[kittyinhighheels]

On the one hand I am sad that they're rushing the Crows timeline because some of the scenes lose a lot of their weight (Kaz beating up the men, Kaz cleaning Inej's wound, Jesper's powers being found out) but on the other hand I'm a simple bitch who gobbles it up

[wokeuplaughing]

any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town

[wokeuplaughing]

[incorrect-soc]

You want me to have a child? The thing that killed Matthias Helvar?

[nina-zeniks-cleavage]

Coming out of my long hibernation to post this gem

[eerna]

Somehow, despite knowing better, part of me still believed he would pull a killing blow.

shrugs I am normal abt the duel in the snow