Big Boss is forever

Captain of dat pussy

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[bigbossislife]

My girlfriend is just starting out streaming. Please give her a watch and enjoy. She's tons of fun and super laid back.

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Spamming more gross/cute pictures of @bigbossislife and I because I miss him

[bigbossislife]

I like how I'm wearing the same shirt in half of them. At least I washed it

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

I’m going to miss this goober. @bigbossislife

[bigbossislife]

I'm gonna miss you too

[thedeaditeslayer]

Ted Raimi just shared this really old photo from the set of Wes Craven’s Shocker over on Twitter.

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@bigbossislife

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I can’t even talk about sports without referencing drag race. Whoops. @bigbossislife isn’t impressed.

UTK fucked up football.

[bigbossislife]

Damn right I'm not impressed

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

Apparently it's National Boyfriend Day

This is a PSA to let everyone know that @bigbossislife is a loser.

Just kidding he’s the best boyfriend and I love him very much.

[bigbossislife]

Wow, someone is rude

[missmentelle]

I will never hit my partner.  I will never belittle my partner. I will never call my partner hurtful names.  I will never blame my partner for my own failings.  I will never invade my partner’s privacy.  I will never ridicule my partner. 

I will never body-shame my partner. 

I will never seek to isolate my partner from friends and family. 

I will never attempt to control my partner. 

I will never steal from my partner. 

I will never blackmail my partner. 

I will never threaten my partner. 

I will be kind, respectful and supportive. I will admit my shortcomings, apologize for my mistakes and always strive to improve in the future. And when things aren’t working, I will do my best to know when to walk away. 

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@bigbossislife

[laserdeadpool]

[roddaprime]

THE LEGO UNIVERSE IS LITERALLY THE BEST UNIVERSE OF ANY CONTINUITY

[deactivatedacclol-deactivated20]

draw your otp like this

[boyquet]

@jrob0t 😏

[r--g--b]

@va13ntino

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@bigbossislife

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@bigbossislife: And then I’ll get all the bitches up on my dick Me: excuse me? Him: Metaphorically speaking. Me: excuse me? Him: yeah I’d be able to get all the bitches I want but I’d choose not to because you’re the only bitch who can get on my dick

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

@bigbossislife has decided he’s going to make shot glasses out of pizza. That’s disgusting.

[bigbossislife]

It’s a great idea!

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

It’s gross. You will not become a millionaire off of this idea.

[bigbossislife]

I will and you aren't gonna get a dime of it!

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

@bigbossislife has decided he’s going to make shot glasses out of pizza. That’s disgusting.

[bigbossislife]

It's a great idea!

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

Me: So quick question, what exactly are you the captain of? @bigbossislife: dat pussy

[labias]

Sent this to my boyfriend

[jodiefoster]

a concept: i’m in a warm bed with lots of blankets and i have no obligations to be anywhere. i’m calm and safe and happy and you are here with me

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@bigbossislife

[blackgirlsvevo]

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@bigbossislife

[bigbossislife]

That's you in a nutshell

[starwarsheckyeah]

Cute first date idea: Watch the entire existing Star Wars series without breaks, then promptly discuss the differences between Luke and anakin’s heroes journeys as well as the largest differences between the prequal and original trilogies for about 2 hours afterwards. Taking notes is advised.

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

@bigbossislife

[bigbossislife]

Better idea.

Make fun of Jar Jar and Anakin for all three movies and then get plastered to pretend they never happened.

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

Fuck off I thought it was cute

[bigbossislife]

I mean, it is cute.

Our relationship is built on giving each other shit ;)

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

But like you give me so much shit and I’m just innocent in all of it.

[bigbossislife]

See, now you’re making me sound like a jackass

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

That’s what you get for making fun of Kylo

[bigbossislife]

You deserve it for being in love with Kylo

[starwarsheckyeah]

Cute first date idea: Watch the entire existing Star Wars series without breaks, then promptly discuss the differences between Luke and anakin’s heroes journeys as well as the largest differences between the prequal and original trilogies for about 2 hours afterwards. Taking notes is advised.

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

@bigbossislife

[bigbossislife]

Better idea.

Make fun of Jar Jar and Anakin for all three movies and then get plastered to pretend they never happened.

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

Fuck off I thought it was cute

[bigbossislife]

I mean, it is cute.

Our relationship is built on giving each other shit ;)

[boldlygoing-nowhere]

But like you give me so much shit and I’m just innocent in all of it.

[bigbossislife]

See, now you're making me sound like a jackass