Here Lies My Love For Old One Piece Men

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You know how Zoro walks on the sword in Film Gold? Yea that’s how I want Shachi and Penguin to fight. Penguin just launching Shachi across the battle using his spear.

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Do you think in the main medical suite of the Polar Tang there's a portion of the wall that's covered in tiny lines with small icons next to them? At some point, the lines stop going up because they stopped growing.

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so question -

If Roger was alive and King of the Pirates (and maybe King of Laugh Tale?)...would that mean he and Ace would go to Levely?

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Kizaru wearing the most garish of hats to the Pirate Fest and Benn refusing to stand within ten feet of him until he takes it off. Meanwhile Shanks and the crew are laughing their asses off.

Shanks gets deck cleaning that night but it was worth it.

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One of my goal fics to write one day is Roger and Rouge showing up at Marineford like

“Ace! You’re late for dinner!” And everyone pauses cause that’s literally not possible.

Rayleigh’s about to have a stroke until he hears the same laughter in the wind he heard on Laugh Tale.

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No cause imagine Bullet finding Rayleigh after Stampede while he’s traveling around with Ann and Rayleigh is just “WHAT IS IT WITH THIS CREW AND ADOPTING CHILDREN???” Ann protests that she’s not a child and she’s his bestest friend cause she said so and Rayleigh is just “anyone younger than me is a child” while Bullet is just “please stop saying words”.

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You know how Zoro walks on the sword in Film Gold? Yea that’s how I want Shachi and Penguin to fight. Penguin just launching Shachi across the battle using his spear.

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Iceburg hums to himself when he’s drafting and often Tyrannosaurus will try to join in. Iceburg will hum happy songs, to old haunting sea shanties. Those he sings though, passed down from generations of shipwrights.

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Rayleigh meeting Marco for the first time and realizing he’s actually a Phoenix: so you want to explain this to me or?

Whitebeard: :) my son.

Rayleigh: THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN ANYTHING

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I just feel that Marco would wear mom jeans.

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When they were younger, Law was so paranoid about losing Penguin and Shachi (arguably the most reckless out of the four of them) that he would often ask to keep their hearts so he knew they were safe if he wasn’t with them. It became a habit that they kept up throughout the years

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All of the older Whitebeard pirates always like to tease teen Marco and say how cute and adorable he is, how he’s the baby of the crew, always messing with him. Until Whitebeard accidentally lets it slip that Marco is well over a thousand years old, he just revived recently.

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Law, watching as Shachi just decimate five full grown men: I thought you were supposed to be his impulse control

Penguin, holding up his Trenta frap with extra peppermint and whipped cream: I was bribed

Law, sighing and making plans to hide the bodies: you two stress me out

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I feel like Alvida and Perona would get along very very well.

Crocodile just sighs when he hears Daz's screams from the hall they dragged him down for nail painting and boy gossip.

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Rayleigh is absolutely, 100% the PTA mum. He will prep and plan for the bake sale months in advance. He strong-arms Gaban into helping him set up the gym for prom while Roger hosts the pre-prom party. Roger, however, is the one who if you mess with his kids, god won't be able to save you.

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Franky: Heyyyyyy Iceburg - super big favor to ask. An ally has a submarine that needs-

Iceburg, bags packed and already figuring out how to get to the New World: say less

Franky: SUPER!

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Roger - sleeps in his boxers or doesn’t wear night clothes

Gaban - shorts and a tank top

Rayleigh - silk nightgown, fluffy socks, sheer robe with feathered edges, eye mask.