you are my affliction

“Be kind to yourself, be diligent, fix your shit, and stay sexy.”

[themoonandmyman]

Shane in HR: oh no he’s touching my butt that’s Gay… but it feels nice…. But it’s Gay…

Shane in TLG: LOVE UR BIG COCK LOVE IT IN MY ASS SPIT ON MY HOLE AND RUIN IT

[lavenderprose]

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

[sleepyeepy]

“he was designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he’s done scoring goals for the night”

[rocktheholygrail]

[imifos]

stab scene intimacy coordinator

[rocktheholygrail]

[mythmagicetc]

shane in episode one getting on his stomach and suddenly he’s not looking at ilya he’s not being kissed and he’s freaking out. shane in episode four climbing into ilya’s lap and suddenly all he can see is ilya he’s being kissed with such delicate sweetness and he’s freaking out

[asadstatue]

I think I'm a bit late for this BUT hannigram x dracula because why not(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

@grahamsmutt i hope it's what you expected (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

[russianblush]

GUYS....GUYS WALK WITH ME HERE

[hr-rep]

Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.

[sosaneitsinsane]

fall in love again and again...

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[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams and Sophie Nélisse at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards (via sophie_nelisse)

[bigbreadpedlarandconnelwaldron]

both shane and hudson inclining towards making ilya and connor a "honorary canadian" is so dear to me

[leftoverspacedust]

heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied

[mrhollanov]

Yes bitch

[willgrahamscock]

never forget that hannibal made sure that the soup wasn’t going to burn will’s mouth before feeding it to him, you know the soup he seasoned specifically so he’ll taste good after sawing his head open and eating him? and they say romance is dead

[myshangel]

shane is moaning and gagging on it SO LOUD like yes baby oh my god fuck ilya fuck you’re so deep i love your cock fuck feels so good baby and ilya is so into it but hes also like . wow shane is Loving It tonight hes loud but not This Loud . and then the next day theyre checking out of the hotel and he realises they were in the room next door to the guy who winked at ilya at the bar the night before . and suddenly ilya is bricked up again at the checkout desk cause ohhhh my godddd my husband is such a slut and he loves me soooo much <3 <3

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

[bigbreadpedlarandconnelwaldron]

do you think we will be able to watch heated rivalry in our next life for the first time again?? because I'd literally do anything to feel like how I felt watching it for the first time

[scunthotter]

One must imagine that every year for their ccm commercial anniversary Shane and Ilya roleplay that Ilya decided to force Shane to take it in the shower.